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Dean:
What the Hell's taking so long? Max Conners:
[Pissed]
Oh, relax! You'll get your money. You destroyed my daughter, but you'll get it. Dean:
Hey, I was standing around, minding my own business when you bitches came along and ripped out my heart for a game of hackeysack. Don't give me that. Max Conners:
Come off it! We're both the same: We're scum! Dean:
We are not the same! I wasn't lying when I said, "I do". Max Conners:
No, you were lying when you tried to nail Page! Dean:
Pfft. Look, where I come from, guys make mistakes, sometimes. Didn't change the fact that I loved you. [Brief pause] Dean:
I just know I wouldn't do it again. Max Conners:
'Cause you got caught. Dean:
No, because of what I lost. You know, I'm not the only guy in the world that's ever screwed up. Even a goodie goodie like Jack couldn't keep his wang in the hanger. Max Conners:
[Softly]
Yes, he can. Dean:
[Surprised]
What did you say? Max Conners:
Nothing. Dean:
No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. What did you say? Max Conners:
I micked him. [Dean becomes shocked] Max Conners:
Strictotoxin... [flashback to Max spiking Jack's drink] Max Conners:
... somewhere between out and awake. It just makes people easier to handle. Dean:
Whoa, whoa, wait a-wait a minute, you're kidding! He said "no" and you still let her believe that he went for a soil sample? You know what? That's a new low, even for you! Max Conners:
Look, you wanted your money! What was I supposed to do? Tell her that the man you forced us to con was the only decent guy she'd ever met? Dean:
What? You know what? This is just too sick! I thought this whole revenge thing was gonna be fun, but you've done whatever you can to ruin it! I don't even want this guy's money now! Max Conners:
Well, I don't want it, either! Dean:
Well, I'm not taking it! Max Conners:
Well, neither am I! Dean:
Well, neither am I! Max Conners:
All right, I'll take it. Dean:
What? Max Conners:
You said you didn't want it. Dean:
You should tell your daughter the truth! Max Conners:
What for? He's only gonna end up hurting her, anyway. She's better off with me, okay? I'll protect her. Dean:
From what? From love? Max Conners:
From pain. Dean:
Love is pain! Life is pain! You can't protect anybody from it! It's always gonna get ya, but sometimes, life could also be good! But you gotta be open, you gotta take chances, you gotta let go! Max Conners:
What self-help guru moron taught you that? Dean:
Nobody had to teach me nothing, it's common sense. And Deepak Chopra is not a moron! I've seen a lot of crap in my life, but the way you're cheating her out of any chance for a decent future, it really sucks. Of all the lousy things you've done, you should be most ashamed of that. And what you did to me, too, I don't wanna completely leave that out. Page Conners:
[Approaching them with the money]
Here's your money. Dean:
I don't want the money. Good luck with Psycho Mom here. [Walks away] Page Conners:
[to Max]
Ugh! What was that? Max Conners:
I took care of him. Page Conners:
How? Max Conners:
I don't want to talk about it. Let's just get this Goddamn place!
What the Hell's taking so long? Max Conners:
[Pissed]
Oh, relax! You'll get your money. You destroyed my daughter, but you'll get it. Dean:
Hey, I was standing around, minding my own business when you bitches came along and ripped out my heart for a game of hackeysack. Don't give me that. Max Conners:
Come off it! We're both the same: We're scum! Dean:
We are not the same! I wasn't lying when I said, "I do". Max Conners:
No, you were lying when you tried to nail Page! Dean:
Pfft. Look, where I come from, guys make mistakes, sometimes. Didn't change the fact that I loved you. [Brief pause] Dean:
I just know I wouldn't do it again. Max Conners:
'Cause you got caught. Dean:
No, because of what I lost. You know, I'm not the only guy in the world that's ever screwed up. Even a goodie goodie like Jack couldn't keep his wang in the hanger. Max Conners:
[Softly]
Yes, he can. Dean:
[Surprised]
What did you say? Max Conners:
Nothing. Dean:
No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. What did you say? Max Conners:
I micked him. [Dean becomes shocked] Max Conners:
Strictotoxin... [flashback to Max spiking Jack's drink] Max Conners:
... somewhere between out and awake. It just makes people easier to handle. Dean:
Whoa, whoa, wait a-wait a minute, you're kidding! He said "no" and you still let her believe that he went for a soil sample? You know what? That's a new low, even for you! Max Conners:
Look, you wanted your money! What was I supposed to do? Tell her that the man you forced us to con was the only decent guy she'd ever met? Dean:
What? You know what? This is just too sick! I thought this whole revenge thing was gonna be fun, but you've done whatever you can to ruin it! I don't even want this guy's money now! Max Conners:
Well, I don't want it, either! Dean:
Well, I'm not taking it! Max Conners:
Well, neither am I! Dean:
Well, neither am I! Max Conners:
All right, I'll take it. Dean:
What? Max Conners:
You said you didn't want it. Dean:
You should tell your daughter the truth! Max Conners:
What for? He's only gonna end up hurting her, anyway. She's better off with me, okay? I'll protect her. Dean:
From what? From love? Max Conners:
From pain. Dean:
Love is pain! Life is pain! You can't protect anybody from it! It's always gonna get ya, but sometimes, life could also be good! But you gotta be open, you gotta take chances, you gotta let go! Max Conners:
What self-help guru moron taught you that? Dean:
Nobody had to teach me nothing, it's common sense. And Deepak Chopra is not a moron! I've seen a lot of crap in my life, but the way you're cheating her out of any chance for a decent future, it really sucks. Of all the lousy things you've done, you should be most ashamed of that. And what you did to me, too, I don't wanna completely leave that out. Page Conners:
[Approaching them with the money]
Here's your money. Dean:
I don't want the money. Good luck with Psycho Mom here. [Walks away] Page Conners:
[to Max]
Ugh! What was that? Max Conners:
I took care of him. Page Conners:
How? Max Conners:
I don't want to talk about it. Let's just get this Goddamn place!
Full Transcript
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What self help guru moron taught you that
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Nobody had to teach me nothing
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It's common sense
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And Deepak Chopra is not a moron
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I've seen a lot of crap in my life
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but the way you're cheating her out of any chance
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for a decent future really sucks
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Of all the lousy things you've done
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you should be most ashamed of that
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And what you did to me too
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I don't want to completely leave that out
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Here's your money I don't want the money
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Good luck with psycho mom here
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What was that I took care of it
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How I don't want to talk about it
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Let's just get out of this goddamn place
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Movie Summary
A mother and daughter con team seduce and scam wealthy men.


