Stupid Jerk!
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Page Conners:
Why can't we pick someone who's even just a little bit cute? Max Conners:
Dean was kind of cute. Page Conners:
You're in serious denial. Max Conners:
Page, I've told you, cute is dangerous. Cute leads to feelings which leads to screwing which leads to screwed. Page Conners:
I know that we can make that Doctor and his Mom work for us. Max Conners:
Page, we are going with Tensey and that is that. Page Conners:
That is not that! You wanna go with Tensey, go with Tensey, okay? I'm working Davis. Max Conners:
Page, I've told you before, no simultaneous cons, too many angles. Page Conners:
Yeah, but that's not just it, is it? Max Conners:
What? Page Conners:
You don't think I can be the primary, do you? Max Conners:
I didn't say that, although it does take an enormous amount of skill. Page Conners:
I can make men do anything. Max Conners:
Boys. You can make boys do anything: Gas station attendants, bartenders, the occasional migrant worker. A one-shot seduction is child's play compared to getting someone to marry you in 3 months. Page Conners:
4 months. Max Conners:
What? Page Conners:
Well, it took you 4 months this time. You used to be able to do it in 3. Max Conners:
What are you saying? That I'm losing it? I'm getting too old? Page Conners:
I didn't say that. Max Conners:
I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt. Page Conners:
Ugh, I am going to feel your butt again, Mother, okay, we all know it's wonderful. Max Conners:
Tell you what: I'll play you for it. Page Conners:
Great. I've got cards. Max Conners:
Right. Like I'm going to trust your cards. See that guy over at the bar? First one to get him to buy her a drink wins. Page Conners:
Deal. Page Conners:
[Walking over to the bar, sitting next to their target]
Hi. It's hot. Man at the Bar:
Yes it is. Max Conners:
[Comes over, sits down next to the other side of their target]
Hi. Man at the Bar:
[Smiles at Max and turns back to page, holding a cigarette in her mouth]
Let me get that for ya. [Lights her cigarette] Max Conners:
[Max drops her shoe]
Oh, my. Would you mind? Man at the Bar:
Not at all. [Places her shoe back on her foot] Max Conners:
You're too kind. I'm Betty. Max Conners:
Hi, my name is-... Page Conners:
[Interrupts, grabbing onto his peanuts]
Excuse me, may I... grab your nuts? [Eats one of his peanuts] Page Conners:
Mmm, salty. [Max begins coughing] Max Conners:
Are you okay? Can I get you a drink? Man at the Bar:
We go with Tensey. Page Conners:
Stupid Jerk! [She gets up and walks away, leaving him confused]
Why can't we pick someone who's even just a little bit cute? Max Conners:
Dean was kind of cute. Page Conners:
You're in serious denial. Max Conners:
Page, I've told you, cute is dangerous. Cute leads to feelings which leads to screwing which leads to screwed. Page Conners:
I know that we can make that Doctor and his Mom work for us. Max Conners:
Page, we are going with Tensey and that is that. Page Conners:
That is not that! You wanna go with Tensey, go with Tensey, okay? I'm working Davis. Max Conners:
Page, I've told you before, no simultaneous cons, too many angles. Page Conners:
Yeah, but that's not just it, is it? Max Conners:
What? Page Conners:
You don't think I can be the primary, do you? Max Conners:
I didn't say that, although it does take an enormous amount of skill. Page Conners:
I can make men do anything. Max Conners:
Boys. You can make boys do anything: Gas station attendants, bartenders, the occasional migrant worker. A one-shot seduction is child's play compared to getting someone to marry you in 3 months. Page Conners:
4 months. Max Conners:
What? Page Conners:
Well, it took you 4 months this time. You used to be able to do it in 3. Max Conners:
What are you saying? That I'm losing it? I'm getting too old? Page Conners:
I didn't say that. Max Conners:
I am in terrific shape. Feel my butt. Page Conners:
Ugh, I am going to feel your butt again, Mother, okay, we all know it's wonderful. Max Conners:
Tell you what: I'll play you for it. Page Conners:
Great. I've got cards. Max Conners:
Right. Like I'm going to trust your cards. See that guy over at the bar? First one to get him to buy her a drink wins. Page Conners:
Deal. Page Conners:
[Walking over to the bar, sitting next to their target]
Hi. It's hot. Man at the Bar:
Yes it is. Max Conners:
[Comes over, sits down next to the other side of their target]
Hi. Man at the Bar:
[Smiles at Max and turns back to page, holding a cigarette in her mouth]
Let me get that for ya. [Lights her cigarette] Max Conners:
[Max drops her shoe]
Oh, my. Would you mind? Man at the Bar:
Not at all. [Places her shoe back on her foot] Max Conners:
You're too kind. I'm Betty. Max Conners:
Hi, my name is-... Page Conners:
[Interrupts, grabbing onto his peanuts]
Excuse me, may I... grab your nuts? [Eats one of his peanuts] Page Conners:
Mmm, salty. [Max begins coughing] Max Conners:
Are you okay? Can I get you a drink? Man at the Bar:
We go with Tensey. Page Conners:
Stupid Jerk! [She gets up and walks away, leaving him confused]
Full Transcript
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Why for once can't we pick someone
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who's just a little bit cute
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Dean was kind of cute
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You're in serious denial
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Cute is dangerous
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Cute leads to feeling which leads to screwing
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which leads to screwed
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I know that we can make that doctor and his mom work for us
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Page we re going with Tensy and that's that
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That is not that
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Look if you want to go with Tensy go with Tensy
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Movie Summary
A mother and daughter con team seduce and scam wealthy men.
Actors
Page Conners
Max Conners
Man At The Bar
Angela Nardino
