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A girl who halfheartedly tries to be part of the "in crowd" of her school meets a rebel who teaches her a more devious way to play social politics: by killing the popular kids.

Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Daniel Waters
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $1,108,462
Released: 31 Mar 1989
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations
Ram and I died the day we realized - Heathers 00:19 Ram and I died the day we realized Look you believed it because you wanted to believe it - Heathers 00:06 Look you believed it because you wanted to believe it I'm not belittleing the foodless fund - Heathers 00:22 I'm not belittleing the foodless fund Get a job - Heathers 00:03 Get a job You go to the zoo and you get a lion - Heathers 00:15 You go to the zoo and you get a lion Let's kick his ass - Heathers 00:12 Let's kick his ass We must revel in this revealing moment - Heathers 00:36 We must revel in this revealing moment When I get that feeling - Heathers 00:08 When I get that feeling You blow it tonight - Heathers 00:07 You blow it tonight I like to suck big dicks - Heathers 00:10 I like to suck big dicks What's going down - Heathers 00:23 What's going down I'm a no rust build up man - Heathers 00:05 I'm a no rust build up man They won't expel him - Heathers 00:21 They won't expel him What's the up chuck factor on that - Heathers 00:06 What's the up chuck factor on that We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood - Heathers 00:17 We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood Nice guys finish last - Heathers 00:06 Nice guys finish last Where did you get this - Heathers 01:08 Where did you get this You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school - Heathers 00:09 You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in... Great p t but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that party tonight - Heathers 00:07 Great p t but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that... It's your turn Heather - Heathers 00:04 It's your turn Heather Hey now if you were happy every day of your life - Heathers 00:09 Hey now if you were happy every day of your life It's more tasteful than it sounds - Heathers 00:18 It's more tasteful than it sounds 'Dear God please make sure this never happens to me - Heathers 00:12 'Dear God please make sure this never happens to me I think it's a good opportunity to share the - Heathers 00:25 I think it's a good opportunity to share the You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken - Heathers 00:16 You think I'll drink it just because you call me... The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day - Heathers 00:26 The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day Now I've seen a lot of bullshit - Heathers 00:51 Now I've seen a lot of bullshit But I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral - Heathers 00:06 But I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral What's your major - Heathers 00:20 What's your major 'More than a spoke in my menstrual cycle - Heathers 00:05 'More than a spoke in my menstrual cycle I thank you - Heathers 00:09 I thank you Should I just whip it out - Heathers 00:04 Should I just whip it out Aren't they fed yet - Heathers 00:34 Aren't they fed yet Some people need different kinds of convincing than others - Heathers 00:05 Some people need different kinds of convincing than others Can you come back here a minute - Heathers 00:10 Can you come back here a minute So we on tonight man or what - Heathers 00:05 So we on tonight man or what Transfer to Washington - Heathers 00:10 Transfer to Washington Jesus God in Heaven - Heathers 00:18 Jesus God in Heaven My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade - Heathers 00:23 My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the... You might be digesting food there - Heathers 00:08 You might be digesting food there What are we gonna tell the cops - Heathers 00:23 What are we gonna tell the cops I don't really like your friends either - Heathers 00:16 I don't really like your friends either I did not kill Heather Chandler - Heathers 00:17 I did not kill Heather Chandler That son of a bitch - Heathers 00:17 That son of a bitch Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting - Heathers 00:17 Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting You were nothing before you met me - Heathers 00:13 You were nothing before you met me What are you doing here - Heathers 00:37 What are you doing here Eskimo Look at that - Heathers 00:05 Eskimo Look at that She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note - Heathers 00:59 She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note You don't get it Society nods its head - Heathers 00:09 You don't get it Society nods its head All the schools - Heathers 00:14 All the schools If you know what I mean - Heathers 00:24 If you know what I mean That's good but Heather would never use the word myriad - Heathers 00:26 That's good but Heather would never use the word myriad 'a world where I am free ' - Heathers 00:04 'a world where I am free ' Let me dream of a world without Heather - Heathers 00:11 Let me dream of a world without Heather I say we just grow up - Heathers 00:05 I say we just grow up You're beautiful - Heathers 00:11 You're beautiful It's one thing to want someone out of your life - Heathers 00:09 It's one thing to want someone out of your life Got an issue of  Stud Puppy - Heathers 00:43 Got an issue of Stud Puppy I knew that loose was too noose - Heathers 00:09 I knew that loose was too noose 'Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out - Heathers 00:05 'Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out Let's face it all right The only place different social types - Heathers 00:09 Let's face it all right The only place different social... Is your life perfect - Heathers 00:24 Is your life perfect Take two shots or send me out - Heathers 00:26 Take two shots or send me out They all want me as a friend or a fuck - Heathers 00:13 They all want me as a friend or a fuck It's Heather's turn - Heathers 00:11 It's Heather's turn Bulimia's so '87 - Heathers 00:05 Bulimia's so '87 Why can't you just be a friend - Heathers 00:10 Why can't you just be a friend Because you're an idiot - Heathers 00:11 Because you're an idiot That knife is filthy - Heathers 00:16 That knife is filthy Seven schools in seven states - Heathers 00:07 Seven schools in seven states You stupid fuck - Heathers 00:29 You stupid fuck They shot each other - Heathers 00:44 They shot each other Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west - Heathers 00:15 Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the... Why are you pulling my dick - Heathers 00:04 Why are you pulling my dick Heather told me she teaches people  real life - Heathers 00:45 Heather told me she teaches people real life I had a really nice - Heathers 00:20 I had a really nice You think you're a rebel - Heathers 00:13 You think you're a rebel People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say - Heathers 00:18 People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say

Cast

Veronica - Winona Ryder
Heather (Duke) - Shannen Doherty
Heather (McNamara) - Lisanne Falk
Heather (Chandler) - Kim Walker