"Heathers" quotes

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At Westerburg High where cliques rule, jocks dominate and all the popular girls are named Heather, it's going to take a Veronica and mysterious new kid to give teen angst a body count.

Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Daniel Waters
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $1,108,462
Released: 31 Mar 1989
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations

91 Clips

What's going down - Heathers 00:49
What's going down
Where did you get this - Heathers 01:59
Where did you get this
What are you doing here - Heathers 00:39
What are you doing here
If you know what I mean - Heathers 01:04
If you know what I mean
It's one thing to want someone out of your life - Heathers 00:31
It's one thing to want someone out of your life
It's more tasteful than it sounds - Heathers 00:43
It's more tasteful than it sounds
It's Heather's turn - Heathers 00:16
It's Heather's turn
It's got that what a cruel world let's toss ourselves in the abyss type ambience - Heathers 00:23
It's got that what a cruel world let's toss ourselves in the...
Is your life perfect - Heathers 01:03
Is your life perfect
I'm not belittleing the foodless fund - Heathers 01:09
I'm not belittleing the foodless fund
I'm a no rust build up man - Heathers 00:12
I'm a no rust build up man
If everyone jumped off a bridge - Heathers 00:13
If everyone jumped off a bridge
I was wondering - Heathers 00:39
I was wondering
I think it's a good opportunity to share the - Heathers 01:02
I think it's a good opportunity to share the
I say we just grow up - Heathers 00:15
I say we just grow up
I like to suck big dicks - Heathers 00:17
I like to suck big dicks
I knew that loose was too noose - Heathers 00:17
I knew that loose was too noose
I just killed my best friend - Heathers 00:20
I just killed my best friend
I got a note of Kurt Kelly's - Heathers 01:16
I got a note of Kurt Kelly's
I don't really like your friends either - Heathers 00:37
I don't really like your friends either
I did not kill Heather Chandler - Heathers 00:33
I did not kill Heather Chandler
You're beautiful - Heathers 00:21
You're beautiful
You'd be a game show host - Heathers 00:26
You'd be a game show host
You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school - Heathers 00:32
You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in...
You think you're a rebel - Heathers 00:29
You think you're a rebel
You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken - Heathers 00:22
You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken
You stupid fuck - Heathers 00:34
You stupid fuck
You were nothing before you met me - Heathers 00:36
You were nothing before you met me
You might be digesting food there - Heathers 00:23
You might be digesting food there
You look like hell - Heathers 00:14
You look like hell
You know what I want - Heathers 00:18
You know what I want
I can't believe you did it - Heathers 00:19
I can't believe you did it
I had a really nice - Heathers 00:48
I had a really nice
Heather told me she teaches people  real life - Heathers 00:47
Heather told me she teaches people real life
Heather Chandler sandwich - Heathers 00:41
Heather Chandler sandwich
Greetings and salutations - Heathers 00:12
Greetings and salutations
Got an issue of  Stud Puppy - Heathers 01:17
Got an issue of Stud Puppy
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw - Heathers 00:19
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Football season is over - Heathers 00:28
Football season is over
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs - Heathers 00:14
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs
Can you come back here a minute - Heathers 00:20
Can you come back here a minute
But I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral - Heathers 00:18
But I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral
Bulimia's so '87 - Heathers 00:14
Bulimia's so '87
Because you're an idiot - Heathers 00:22
Because you're an idiot
Aren't they fed yet - Heathers 00:25
Aren't they fed yet
All we want is to be treated like human beings - Heathers 00:38
All we want is to be treated like human beings
All the schools - Heathers 00:29
All the schools
You go to the zoo and you get a lion - Heathers 00:35
You go to the zoo and you get a lion
You blow it tonight - Heathers 00:19
You blow it tonight
Why can't you just be a friend - Heathers 00:25
Why can't you just be a friend
Why are you pulling my dick - Heathers 00:13
Why are you pulling my dick
When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings - Heathers 00:34
When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like...
When I get that feeling - Heathers 00:16
When I get that feeling
What's the up chuck factor on that - Heathers 00:14
What's the up chuck factor on that
What's your major - Heathers 00:36
What's your major
What is your damage - Heathers 00:11
What is your damage
What are we gonna tell the cops - Heathers 00:36
What are we gonna tell the cops
We must revel in this revealing moment - Heathers 01:21
We must revel in this revealing moment
We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood - Heathers 00:37
We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood
Transfer to Washington - Heathers 00:29
Transfer to Washington
This may seem like a really stupid question - Heathers 00:54
This may seem like a really stupid question
They won't expel him - Heathers 00:50
They won't expel him
They shot each other - Heathers 00:56
They shot each other
They all want me as a friend or a fuck - Heathers 00:25
They all want me as a friend or a fuck
There's a new sheriff in town - Heathers 00:13
There's a new sheriff in town
The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day - Heathers 00:45
The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day
The extreme always seems to make an impression - Heathers 00:16
The extreme always seems to make an impression
That's good but Heather would never use the word myriad - Heathers 01:18
That's good but Heather would never use the word myriad
That son of a bitch - Heathers 00:38
That son of a bitch
That knife is filthy - Heathers 00:48
That knife is filthy
Take two shots or send me out - Heathers 00:40
Take two shots or send me out
Suicide gave Heather depth - Heathers 00:38
Suicide gave Heather depth
Suicide is a private thing - Heathers 00:34
Suicide is a private thing
Some people need different kinds of convincing than others - Heathers 00:19
Some people need different kinds of convincing than others
So what's the question - Heathers 00:30
So what's the question
Should I just whip it out - Heathers 00:12
Should I just whip it out
She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note - Heathers 01:41
She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note
People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say - Heathers 00:43
People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say
Our love is God - Heathers 00:15
Our love is God
Now I've seen a lot of bullshit - Heathers 01:43
Now I've seen a lot of bullshit
Now I know you understood everything - Heathers 00:37
Now I know you understood everything
Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting - Heathers 00:49
Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting
Nice guys finish last - Heathers 00:11
Nice guys finish last
My teen angst bullshit now has a body count - Heathers 00:16
My teen angst bullshit now has a body count
My son's a homosexual - Heathers 00:29
My son's a homosexual
My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade - Heathers 01:03
My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the...
Me and Martha Dumptruck - Heathers 02:42
Me and Martha Dumptruck
Let's kick his ass - Heathers 01:15
Let's kick his ass
Let me dream of a world without Heather - Heathers 00:27
Let me dream of a world without Heather
Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west - Heathers 00:45
Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the...
Jesus God in Heaven - Heathers 00:41
Jesus God in Heaven

Cast

Veronica - Winona Ryder
Heather (Duke) - Shannen Doherty
Heather (McNamara) - Lisanne Falk
Heather (Chandler) - Kim Walker
Pauline Fleming - Penelope Milford
Father Ripper - Glenn Shadix
Kurt Kelly - Lance Fenton
Peter Dawson - Jeremy Applegate
Rodney - Jon Shear
Martha Dunnstock - Carrie Lynn
Dennis - Phill Lewis
Betty Finn - Renée Estevez
Country Club Keith - John Zarchen
Country Club Courtney - Sherrie Wills
Fat Cynic (as Andy David) - Andrew Benne
1st Heavy Metaller in Pkg. Lot - Kevin Hardesty
2nd Heavy Metaller in Pkg. Lot - Josh Richman
Female Stoner - Bess Meyer
Veronica's Mom - Jennifer Rhodes
Veronica's Dad - William Cort
David - Larry Cox
Principal Gowan - John Ingle
Counselor Paul Hyde - Stuart Mabray
Teacher in Conference Room - Betty Ramey
Nerd in Pauline's Class - Aaron Mendelsohn
Big Bud Dean - Kirk Scott
Officer McCord - Mark Bringelson
Officer Milner - Chuck Lafont
Squealing Girl in Pkg. Lot - Christie Mellor
Kurt's Dad - Mark Carlton
'Hot Probs' D.J - James 'Poorman' Trenton
Gruff Teacher - Adrian Drake
Student - Craig Braginsky
Student in the Gym - David McConnell
Student in Cafeteria - Mike Pont
Student - Sylvia Tobias
Voice Actor - Jeffrey Weissman