"Heathers" quotes
A girl who halfheartedly tries to be part of the "in crowd" of her school meets a rebel who teaches her a more devious way to play social politics: by killing the popular kids.
Director: Michael Lehmann
Writer: Daniel Waters
Production: N/A
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $1,108,462
Released: 31 Mar 1989
Awards: 3 wins & 11 nominations
111 Clips
Heather ChandlerVeronicaVeronica SawyerHeather DukeVeronica's MomJ.d.Veronica's DadKurt's DadRam SweeneyKurt KellyVeronica's DadBradHeather McnamaraOfficer MilnerOfficer MccordVeronica's MomRodneyDennisPauline FlemingCounselor Paul Hyde1st Heavy Metaller In Pkg. LotGeekFather RipperFemale StonerBetty Finn2nd Heavy Metaller In Parking LotStudent
00:19 Ram and I died the day we realized
00:06 Look you believed it because you wanted to believe it
00:22 I'm not belittleing the foodless fund
00:03 Get a job
00:15 You go to the zoo and you get a lion
00:12 Let's kick his ass
00:36 We must revel in this revealing moment
00:08 When I get that feeling
00:07 You blow it tonight
00:10 I like to suck big dicks
00:23 What's going down
00:05 I'm a no rust build up man
00:21 They won't expel him
00:06 What's the up chuck factor on that
00:17 We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood
00:06 Nice guys finish last
01:08 Where did you get this
00:09 You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in...
00:07 Great p t but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that...
00:04 It's your turn Heather
00:09 Hey now if you were happy every day of your life
00:18 It's more tasteful than it sounds
00:12 'Dear God please make sure this never happens to me
00:25 I think it's a good opportunity to share the
00:16 You think I'll drink it just because you call me...
00:26 The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day
00:51 Now I've seen a lot of bullshit
00:06 But I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral
00:20 What's your major
00:05 'More than a spoke in my menstrual cycle
00:09 I thank you
00:04 Should I just whip it out
00:34 Aren't they fed yet
00:05 Some people need different kinds of convincing than others
00:10 Can you come back here a minute
00:05 So we on tonight man or what
00:10 Transfer to Washington
00:18 Jesus God in Heaven
00:23 My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the...
00:08 You might be digesting food there
00:23 What are we gonna tell the cops
00:16 I don't really like your friends either
00:17 I did not kill Heather Chandler
00:17 That son of a bitch
00:17 Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting
00:13 You were nothing before you met me
00:37 What are you doing here
00:05 Eskimo Look at that
00:59 She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note
00:09 You don't get it Society nods its head
00:14 All the schools
00:24 If you know what I mean
00:26 That's good but Heather would never use the word myriad
00:04 'a world where I am free '
00:11 Let me dream of a world without Heather
00:05 I say we just grow up
00:11 You're beautiful
00:09 It's one thing to want someone out of your life
00:43 Got an issue of Stud Puppy
00:09 I knew that loose was too noose
00:05 'Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out
00:09 Let's face it all right The only place different social...
00:24 Is your life perfect
00:26 Take two shots or send me out
00:13 They all want me as a friend or a fuck
00:11 It's Heather's turn
00:05 Bulimia's so '87
00:10 Why can't you just be a friend
00:11 Because you're an idiot
00:16 That knife is filthy
00:07 Seven schools in seven states
00:29 You stupid fuck
00:44 They shot each other
00:15 Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the...
00:04 Why are you pulling my dick
00:45 Heather told me she teaches people real life
00:20 I had a really nice
00:13 You think you're a rebel
00:18 People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say
Cast
Veronica - Winona Ryder
J.D. - Christian Slater
Heather (Duke) - Shannen Doherty
Heather (McNamara) - Lisanne Falk
Heather (Chandler) - Kim Walker