"Heathers" quotes

00:19 Ram and I died the day we realized 00:06 Look you believed it because you wanted to believe it 00:22 I'm not belittleing the foodless fund 00:03 Get a job 00:15 You go to the zoo and you get a lion 00:12 Let's kick his ass 00:36 We must revel in this revealing moment 00:08 When I get that feeling 00:07 You blow it tonight 00:10 I like to suck big dicks 00:23 What's going down 00:05 I'm a no rust build up man 00:21 They won't expel him 00:06 What's the up chuck factor on that 00:17 We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood 00:06 Nice guys finish last 01:08 Where did you get this 00:09 You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in... 00:07 Great p t but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that... 00:04 It's your turn Heather 00:09 Hey now if you were happy every day of your life 00:18 It's more tasteful than it sounds 00:12 'Dear God please make sure this never happens to me 00:25 I think it's a good opportunity to share the 00:16 You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken 00:26 The last guy I had sex with killed himself the next day 00:51 Now I've seen a lot of bullshit 00:06 But I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral 00:20 What's your major 00:05 'More than a spoke in my menstrual cycle 00:09 I thank you 00:04 Should I just whip it out 00:34 Aren't they fed yet 00:05 Some people need different kinds of convincing than others 00:10 Can you come back here a minute 00:05 So we on tonight man or what 00:10 Transfer to Washington 00:18 Jesus God in Heaven 00:23 My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the... 00:08 You might be digesting food there 00:23 What are we gonna tell the cops 00:16 I don't really like your friends either 00:17 I did not kill Heather Chandler 00:17 That son of a bitch 00:17 Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting 00:13 You were nothing before you met me 00:37 What are you doing here 00:05 Eskimo Look at that 00:59 She belly flopped in front of a car wearing a suicide note 00:09 You don't get it Society nods its head 00:14 All the schools 00:24 If you know what I mean 00:26 That's good but Heather would never use the word myriad 00:04 'a world where I am free ' 00:11 Let me dream of a world without Heather 00:05 I say we just grow up 00:11 You're beautiful 00:09 It's one thing to want someone out of your life 00:43 Got an issue of Stud Puppy 00:09 I knew that loose was too noose 00:05 'Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out 00:09 Let's face it all right The only place different social... 00:24 Is your life perfect 00:26 Take two shots or send me out 00:13 They all want me as a friend or a fuck 00:11 It's Heather's turn 00:05 Bulimia's so '87 00:10 Why can't you just be a friend 00:11 Because you're an idiot 00:16 That knife is filthy 00:07 Seven schools in seven states 00:29 You stupid fuck 00:44 They shot each other 00:15 Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the... 00:04 Why are you pulling my dick 00:45 Heather told me she teaches people real life 00:20 I had a really nice 00:13 You think you're a rebel 00:18 People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say 00:07 Our love is God