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Heavy Trip

After years of playing songs by other artists, the opportunity of a concert in Norway encourages a metal band to compose their own material, but not before overcoming some unexpected difficulties.

Director

Juuso Laatio, Jukka Vidgren

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$10,153

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Awards

5 wins & 3 nominations total

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Your playing makes the reindeer
want to kill themselves. - Heavy Trip

Your playing makes the reindeer want to kill themselves.

Soon I'll be out of work.
- Not funny. - Heavy Trip

Soon I'll be out of work. - Not funny.

Boys the meaning of life is like a clitoris - Heavy Trip

Boys the meaning of life is like a clitoris

You move around it,
but you can never be sure - Heavy Trip

You move around it, but you can never be sure

I've tried.
- Quiet. Not in front of the boys. - Heavy Trip

I've tried. - Quiet. Not in front of the boys.

That was good practice!
- That's right. - Heavy Trip

That was good practice! - That's right.

We're getting there.
- The sound was perfect. - Heavy Trip

We're getting there. - The sound was perfect.

There's a club in Oulu
where they have new bands. - Heavy Trip

There's a club in Oulu where they have new bands.

We're not playing covers.
- Yeah, we need to write songs. - Heavy Trip

We're not playing covers. - Yeah, we need to write song...

I wonder what it would be like
to be onstage playing. - Heavy Trip

I wonder what it would be like to be onstage playing.

Morning!
- Morning! - Heavy Trip

Morning! - Morning!

I'm happy you provide the residents
with entertainment. - Heavy Trip

I'm happy you provide the residents with entertainment.

Hurry up before
I throw my panties at you. - Heavy Trip

Hurry up before I throw my panties at you.

Better to shit yourself than to be
forever constipated. - Right. - Heavy Trip

Better to shit yourself than to be forever constipated. - Ri...

It's his birthday today, - Heavy Trip

It's his birthday today,

Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Heavy Trip

Thank you. - You're welcome.

You came to buy flowers?
- Yeah. - Heavy Trip

You came to buy flowers? - Yeah.

How about some roses and
a gerbera? - Sounds good. - Heavy Trip

How about some roses and a gerbera? - Sounds good.

How about a blue one like this?
That would be unique. - Sure. - Heavy Trip

How about a blue one like this? That would be unique. - Sure...

How's the band?
- We're doing okay. - Heavy Trip

How's the band? - We're doing okay.

Any gigs coming up?
- We haven't got any yet. - Heavy Trip

Any gigs coming up? - We haven't got any yet.

I remember you dreaming about
being in a band already in school. - Heavy Trip

I remember you dreaming about being in a band already in sch...

And you always performed
in school plays. - Heavy Trip

And you always performed in school plays.

I played a rock because I was so shy.
- That's rock 'n' roll. - Heavy Trip

I played a rock because I was so shy. - That's rock &#...

Miia. You...
- Oh, hi, Jouni. - Heavy Trip

Miia. You... - Oh, hi, Jouni.

You look like an angel today.
- Jouni Tulkku himself. - Heavy Trip

You look like an angel today. - Jouni Tulkku himself.

You know why I'm here.
You wanna go for a drive? - Heavy Trip

You know why I'm here. You wanna go for a drive?

I'm going to Kuusamo,
we could have dinner there. - Heavy Trip

I'm going to Kuusamo, we could have dinner there.

That would be nice,
but I'm busy here. - Heavy Trip

That would be nice, but I'm busy here.

Let me tie these.
That'll be 20 euros. - Heavy Trip

Let me tie these. That'll be 20 euros.

Miia captures my attention totally.
- Right. - Heavy Trip

Miia captures my attention totally. - Right.

Jouni, you remember
Turo also has a band? - Heavy Trip

Jouni, you remember Turo also has a band?

That's nice. I mean,
it's nice to meet a fellow musician. - Heavy Trip

That's nice. I mean, it's nice to meet a fellow mu...

If I can do anything to help you
in the music business, - Heavy Trip

If I can do anything to help you in the music business,

I gotta go. See you later. - Heavy Trip

I gotta go. See you later.

Stay wonderful.
- Right. - Heavy Trip

Stay wonderful. - Right.

We've been looking
for a condenser mic... - Listen. - Heavy Trip

We've been looking for a condenser mic... - Listen.

I don't give a pussy hair about
your metalhead faggot band. - Heavy Trip

I don't give a pussy hair about your metalhead faggot b...

You can stick the condenser mic
up your ass for all I care. - Heavy Trip

You can stick the condenser mic up your ass for all I care.

One more thing. - Heavy Trip

One more thing.

I've been warming that chick up
for a long time, - - Heavy Trip

I've been warming that chick up for a long time, -

Some might say I work too hard
to get laid, but I say, - - Heavy Trip

Some might say I work too hard to get laid, but I say, -

Go get haircut.
I'll go get laid. - Heavy Trip

Go get haircut. I'll go get laid.

With my dick. A pussy.
A woman's pussy. - Heavy Trip

With my dick. A pussy. A woman's pussy.

Moilanen,
are you smuggling drugs? - Heavy Trip

Moilanen, are you smuggling drugs?

Jouni said you went
to the flower shop - Heavy Trip

Jouni said you went to the flower shop

What?
- I bought flowers for one of our residents. - Heavy Trip

What? - I bought flowers for one of our residents.

I didn't let her move
to the city - Heavy Trip

I didn't let her move to the city

She needs a real man.
I know the perfect son-in-law. - Heavy Trip

She needs a real man. I know the perfect son-in-law.

He's a player.
- What? Say that again. - Heavy Trip

He's a player. - What? Say that again.

I mean, I play.
In a heavy metal band. - Heavy Trip

I mean, I play. In a heavy metal band.

Make sure the flowers end up
in a vase - - Heavy Trip

Make sure the flowers end up in a vase -

Did you call Jouni a player?
- No, I didn't. - Heavy Trip

Did you call Jouni a player? - No, I didn't.

How does the song start? - Heavy Trip

How does the song start?

I have a couple of ideas. - Heavy Trip

I have a couple of ideas.

Children of Bodom:
"Everytime I Die." 2000. Laiho. - Heavy Trip

Children of Bodom: "Everytime I Die." 2000. Laiho.

Mors Subita: "The Sermon."
Finnish melodic death metal. - Heavy Trip

Mors Subita: "The Sermon." Finnish melodic death m...

"Crucified." Necrobutcher
of Infernal Legions. 1989. - Heavy Trip

"Crucified." Necrobutcher of Infernal Legions. 198...

Turo, why don't you write lyrics first? - Heavy Trip

Turo, why don't you write lyrics first?

Heavy metal lyrics are usually
based on mythology, - Heavy Trip

Heavy metal lyrics are usually based on mythology,

You can also write
about your personal misfortunes. - Heavy Trip

You can also write about your personal misfortunes.

Jynkky, this is it. - Heavy Trip

Jynkky, this is it.

Are you stupid?
This is our sound! - Heavy Trip

Are you stupid? This is our sound!

The souls of hundreds of
reindeers screaming in pain - Heavy Trip

The souls of hundreds of reindeers screaming in pain

When we turn this into a song,
grannies will go crazy. - Heavy Trip

When we turn this into a song, grannies will go crazy.

It has a bit of Forced Vomit's
"Vominatorium Excalibur," - Heavy Trip

It has a bit of Forced Vomit's "Vominatorium Excal...

I'll start with the riff.
Then Jynkky and Pasi join in. - Heavy Trip

I'll start with the riff. Then Jynkky and Pasi join in.

Pasi, should we start on the same beat?
- Sure. - Heavy Trip

Pasi, should we start on the same beat? - Sure.

Okay, let's go.
- Yeah. - Heavy Trip

Okay, let's go. - Yeah.

This is "Flooding Secretions,"
meaning "shit on your thighs." - Heavy Trip

This is "Flooding Secretions," meaning "shit ...

Goddammit! We've never
played as brutally as we just did! - Heavy Trip

Goddammit! We've never played as brutally as we just di...

There's a lot of message
in your lyrics, Turo. - Heavy Trip

There's a lot of message in your lyrics, Turo.

Look at this. Our first demo. - Heavy Trip

Look at this. Our first demo.

Now we make tons of copies - - Heavy Trip

Now we make tons of copies -

You're the front man,
so you can take care of publicity. - Heavy Trip

You're the front man, so you can take care of publicity...

Some guy pulled into the driveway.
A foreigner. - Heavy Trip

Some guy pulled into the driveway. A foreigner.

What if he's an EU inspector?
I've taken a few liberties - Heavy Trip

What if he's an EU inspector? I've taken a few lib...

Who is he?
- I guess he's an EU inspector. - Heavy Trip

Who is he? - I guess he's an EU inspector.

We sure as hell have blood.
This ain't no flower shop. - Heavy Trip

We sure as hell have blood. This ain't no flower shop.

"Frank Massegrav,
festival promoter." - Heavy Trip

"Frank Massegrav, festival promoter."

What the hell are you doing? - Heavy Trip

What the hell are you doing?

What did you say to him?
- I gave him our demo. - Heavy Trip

What did you say to him? - I gave him our demo.

Guys, we're gonna play at a festival!
- What? - Heavy Trip

Guys, we're gonna play at a festival! - What?

I have a feeling
this could be something. - Heavy Trip

I have a feeling this could be something.

That's huge!
- I don't know about it... - Heavy Trip

That's huge! - I don't know about it...

Miia, dazzling as always.
Turo, looking like you always do. - Heavy Trip

Miia, dazzling as always. Turo, looking like you always do.

Guess what? Turo and his band
have a gig in Norway. - Heavy Trip

Guess what? Turo and his band have a gig in Norway.

That's... great.
Will you play for an audience? - Heavy Trip

That's... great. Will you play for an audience?

I'm so happy for you. Fuck. - Heavy Trip

I'm so happy for you. Fuck.

Turo, that was great news. - Heavy Trip

Turo, that was great news.

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After years of playing songs by other artists, the opportunity of a concert in Norway encourages a metal band to compose their own material, but not before overcoming some unexpected difficulties.

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Director: Juuso Laatio, Jukka Vidgren

Writer: Juuso Laatio, Aleksi Puranen, Jari Olavi Rantala

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, music

Year: 2018

MetaScore: 72/100

ImdbRating: 7.0

BoxOffice: $10,153

Released: 12 Oct 2018

Awards: 5 wins & 3 nominations total

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