Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"Heavyweights" quotes

Heavyweights poster
Plump kids are lured into joining a posh fat camp with the promise of quick weight loss and good times, only to find that the facility is a woodland hellhole run by a psycho ex-fitness instructor.

Director: Steven Brill
Writer: Judd Apatow, Steven Brill
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $17,689,177
Released: 17 Feb 1995
Awards: N/A

75 video clips

Tony PerkisRoyLarsMaury GarnerPat FinleyAlice BushkinHarvey BushkinCamp Magnolia GirlJulieTimNicholasRoger JohnsonSamCodyChefPhillip GrubenovDawsonKennyGerald 'gerry' GarnerMrs. Maury Garner
Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders - Heavyweights 00:36 Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders Lars What kind of name is that - Heavyweights 00:13 Lars What kind of name is that Headed to fat camp - Heavyweights 00:37 Headed to fat camp It's a fat camp - Heavyweights 00:36 It's a fat camp Oh good God This is insane - Heavyweights 00:13 Oh good God This is insane I am your new friend and counselor - Heavyweights 00:19 I am your new friend and counselor Aah Shut up - Heavyweights 00:24 Aah Shut up Pat Pat - Heavyweights 00:32 Pat Pat Hey big guy Look at you - Heavyweights 00:19 Hey big guy Look at you So Lars you think you're coming back next year - Heavyweights 00:13 So Lars you think you're coming back next year Attention campers - Heavyweights 00:09 Attention campers Josh how you doing man - Heavyweights 00:14 Josh how you doing man There you go Eye of the tiger - Heavyweights 00:07 There you go Eye of the tiger Oh look A deli meat - Heavyweights 00:15 Oh look A deli meat Please put your fat finger down - Heavyweights 00:12 Please put your fat finger down The candy belongs to Seymour Butts - Heavyweights 00:16 The candy belongs to Seymour Butts Hey don't pee in the water - Heavyweights 00:09 Hey don't pee in the water Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here - Heavyweights 00:07 Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here Did you ever hear the story of Icarus - Heavyweights 00:23 Did you ever hear the story of Icarus Come on you devil log - Heavyweights 00:12 Come on you devil log I must inform you I have a severely deviated septum - Heavyweights 00:18 I must inform you I have a severely deviated septum Don't tell anybody - Heavyweights 00:17 Don't tell anybody Mm Can you smell it - Heavyweights 00:37 Mm Can you smell it I'm feeling skinny Tony - Heavyweights 00:09 I'm feeling skinny Tony Yeah Let's go get everybody and kick his ass - Heavyweights 00:05 Yeah Let's go get everybody and kick his ass Well congratulations - Heavyweights 00:10 Well congratulations Harvey please stop - Heavyweights 00:54 Harvey please stop Lars What kind of name is that - Heavyweights 00:18 Lars What kind of name is that Oh my I didn't mean to Just go - Heavyweights 00:06 Oh my I didn't mean to Just go Repulse the monkey - Heavyweights 00:19 Repulse the monkey No dinner no lunch no breakfast - Heavyweights 00:08 No dinner no lunch no breakfast Congratulations Mr Simms - Heavyweights 00:10 Congratulations Mr Simms Why don't those guys just lose weight - Heavyweights 00:13 Why don't those guys just lose weight Headed to fat camp - Heavyweights 00:45 Headed to fat camp Here take it - Heavyweights 00:05 Here take it So what was your plan - Heavyweights 00:08 So what was your plan Did you talk to Child Welfare - Heavyweights 00:22 Did you talk to Child Welfare It's a fat camp - Heavyweights 00:38 It's a fat camp That wouldn't be good - Heavyweights 00:38 That wouldn't be good Gosh somebody going to die today - Heavyweights 00:10 Gosh somebody going to die today Heh heh Funny Josh - Heavyweights 00:31 Heh heh Funny Josh He's going to get us killed - Heavyweights 00:29 He's going to get us killed Now it's time to meet your new owner and operator - Heavyweights 00:30 Now it's time to meet your new owner and operator You picked the wrong man to mess with - Heavyweights 00:11 You picked the wrong man to mess with Kiss the ground joker boy - Heavyweights 00:10 Kiss the ground joker boy 40 push ups 60 Down Now - Heavyweights 00:10 40 push ups 60 Down Now Let me make something very clear - Heavyweights 00:20 Let me make something very clear Don't worry I have them on the body system - Heavyweights 00:28 Don't worry I have them on the body system Kids at age 12 - Heavyweights 00:30 Kids at age 12 Hey who wants to be on TV huh - Heavyweights 00:09 Hey who wants to be on TV huh Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth - Heavyweights 00:06 Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth Very fat I see 160 pounds - Heavyweights 00:07 Very fat I see 160 pounds I was not scared of that big deer - Heavyweights 00:14 I was not scared of that big deer Pat Finley please report - Heavyweights 00:11 Pat Finley please report Attention campers tonight's lecture is - Heavyweights 00:15 Attention campers tonight's lecture is Are you ready for the best damn summer of your life - Heavyweights 00:20 Are you ready for the best damn summer of your life Sam don't lean your head out the window - Heavyweights 00:15 Sam don't lean your head out the window Oh good God This is insane - Heavyweights 00:19 Oh good God This is insane Come on - Heavyweights 00:24 Come on One of those fish and chips farts there Nickie - Heavyweights 00:14 One of those fish and chips farts there Nickie Sam did you hear about Josh - Heavyweights 00:39 Sam did you hear about Josh Good afternoon - Heavyweights 00:14 Good afternoon I am your new friend and counselor - Heavyweights 00:21 I am your new friend and counselor Who's this - Heavyweights 00:44 Who's this You Americans have no sense of history - Heavyweights 00:05 You Americans have no sense of history Josh Birnbaum step on up - Heavyweights 00:16 Josh Birnbaum step on up Hey Lars guess what We're in charge now - Heavyweights 00:25 Hey Lars guess what We're in charge now I'm not so good at sports - Heavyweights 00:08 I'm not so good at sports We can do anything - Heavyweights 00:20 We can do anything We're as good as anybody - Heavyweights 00:58 We're as good as anybody How are you on your jumps huh - Heavyweights 00:12 How are you on your jumps huh Hey Pat - Heavyweights 00:07 Hey Pat My name is Pat And he's our pal - Heavyweights 00:14 My name is Pat And he's our pal I'm just so tired of being the fat guy - Heavyweights 00:17 I'm just so tired of being the fat guy Hey big guy Look at you - Heavyweights 00:22 Hey big guy Look at you

Cast

Nicholas - David Goldman
Sam - Joseph Wayne Miller
Cody - Cody Burger
Kenny - Allen Covert
Roger Johnson - Tim Blake Nelson
All Cast