"Heavyweights" quotes

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Plump kids are lured into joining a posh fat camp with the promise of quick weight loss and good times, only to find that the facility is a woodland hellhole run by a psycho ex-fitness instr... Read all

Director: Steven Brill
Writer: Judd Apatow, Steven Brill
Production: N/A
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 42/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $17,689,177
Released: 17 Feb 1995
Awards: N/A

69 Clips

So Lars you think you're coming back next year - Heavyweights 00:13
So Lars you think you're coming back next year
So Lars you think you're coming back next year - Heavyweights 00:11
So Lars you think you're coming back next year
Hey big guy Look at you - Heavyweights 00:19
Hey big guy Look at you
Pat Pat - Heavyweights 00:32
Pat Pat
I'm just so tired of being the fat guy - Heavyweights 00:17
I'm just so tired of being the fat guy
My name is Pat And he's our pal - Heavyweights 00:11
My name is Pat And he's our pal
Hey Pat - Heavyweights 00:06
Hey Pat
How are you on your jumps huh - Heavyweights 00:07
How are you on your jumps huh
We're as good as anybody - Heavyweights 00:25
We're as good as anybody
We can do anything - Heavyweights 00:11
We can do anything
I'm not so good at sports - Heavyweights 00:06
I'm not so good at sports
Aah Shut up - Heavyweights 00:24
Aah Shut up
Josh Birnbaum step on up - Heavyweights 00:10
Josh Birnbaum step on up
You Americans have no sense of history - Heavyweights 00:05
You Americans have no sense of history
Who's this - Heavyweights 00:35
Who's this
That wouldn't be good - Heavyweights 00:37
That wouldn't be good
I am your new friend and counselor - Heavyweights 00:19
I am your new friend and counselor
Good afternoon - Heavyweights 00:12
Good afternoon
Sam did you hear about Josh - Heavyweights 00:32
Sam did you hear about Josh
One of those fish and chips farts there Nickie - Heavyweights 00:05
One of those fish and chips farts there Nickie
Come on - Heavyweights 00:17
Come on
Oh good God This is insane - Heavyweights 00:13
Oh good God This is insane
Sam don't lean your head out the window - Heavyweights 00:11
Sam don't lean your head out the window
Are you ready for the best damn summer of your life - Heavyweights 00:13
Are you ready for the best damn summer of your life
Attention campers tonight's lecture is - Heavyweights 00:08
Attention campers tonight's lecture is
Pat Finley please report - Heavyweights 00:11
Pat Finley please report
I was not scared of that big deer - Heavyweights 00:05
I was not scared of that big deer
Very fat I see 160 pounds - Heavyweights 00:06
Very fat I see 160 pounds
Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth - Heavyweights 00:05
Only film the ones that are standing Kenneth
Hey who wants to be on TV huh - Heavyweights 00:08
Hey who wants to be on TV huh
Kids at age 12 - Heavyweights 00:22
Kids at age 12
Don't worry I have them on the body system - Heavyweights 00:24
Don't worry I have them on the body system
Let me make something very clear - Heavyweights 00:20
Let me make something very clear
40 push ups 60 Down Now - Heavyweights 00:09
40 push ups 60 Down Now
Kiss the ground joker boy - Heavyweights 00:07
Kiss the ground joker boy
You picked the wrong man to mess with - Heavyweights 00:09
You picked the wrong man to mess with
Now it's time to meet your new owner and operator - Heavyweights 00:20
Now it's time to meet your new owner and operator
He's going to get us killed - Heavyweights 00:28
He's going to get us killed
Heh heh Funny Josh - Heavyweights 00:29
Heh heh Funny Josh
Gosh somebody going to die today - Heavyweights 00:06
Gosh somebody going to die today
It's a fat camp - Heavyweights 00:36
It's a fat camp
Oh my I didn't mean to Just go - Heavyweights 00:06
Oh my I didn't mean to Just go
Did you talk to Child Welfare - Heavyweights 00:19
Did you talk to Child Welfare
So what was your plan - Heavyweights 00:08
So what was your plan
Here take it - Heavyweights 00:04
Here take it
Headed to fat camp - Heavyweights 00:37
Headed to fat camp
Why don't those guys just lose weight - Heavyweights 00:10
Why don't those guys just lose weight
Well congratulations - Heavyweights 00:08
Well congratulations
Congratulations Mr Simms - Heavyweights 00:06
Congratulations Mr Simms
No dinner no lunch no breakfast - Heavyweights 00:07
No dinner no lunch no breakfast
Repulse the monkey - Heavyweights 00:15
Repulse the monkey
Yeah Let's go get everybody and kick his ass - Heavyweights 00:05
Yeah Let's go get everybody and kick his ass
Lars What kind of name is that - Heavyweights 00:13
Lars What kind of name is that
Mm Can you smell it - Heavyweights 00:36
Mm Can you smell it
Harvey please stop - Heavyweights 00:35
Harvey please stop
Don't tell anybody - Heavyweights 00:15
Don't tell anybody
I must inform you I have a severely deviated septum - Heavyweights 00:17
I must inform you I have a severely deviated septum
I'm feeling skinny Tony - Heavyweights 00:05
I'm feeling skinny Tony
Did you ever hear the story of Icarus - Heavyweights 00:15
Did you ever hear the story of Icarus
Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here - Heavyweights 00:07
Who wants to tell us the lesson we learned here
Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders - Heavyweights 00:36
Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders
Come on you devil log - Heavyweights 00:05
Come on you devil log
Hey don't pee in the water - Heavyweights 00:08
Hey don't pee in the water
The candy belongs to Seymour Butts - Heavyweights 00:14
The candy belongs to Seymour Butts
Please put your fat finger down - Heavyweights 00:11
Please put your fat finger down
Oh look A deli meat - Heavyweights 00:05
Oh look A deli meat
There you go Eye of the tiger - Heavyweights 00:05
There you go Eye of the tiger
Josh how you doing man - Heavyweights 00:12
Josh how you doing man
Attention campers - Heavyweights 00:08
Attention campers

Cast

Nicholas - David Goldman
Kenny - Allen Covert
Roger Johnson - Tim Blake Nelson
Mrs. Maury Garner - Nancy Ringham
Camp MVP Racer - Seth St. Laurent
Camp MVP Pitcher - Bobby Fain
Pat Finley - Tom McGowan
Gerald 'Gerry' Garner - Aaron Schwartz
Josh Burnbalm - Shaun Weiss
Lars - Tom Hodges
Julie - Leah Lail
Tim - Paul Feig
Chris Donelly - David Bowe
Phillip Grubenov - Max Goldblatt
Maury Garner - Jeffrey Tambor
Harvey Bushkin - Jerry Stiller
Alice Bushkin - Anne Meara
Tony Perkis - Ben Stiller
Soccer Goalie - Robert E. Spencer III
Blob Master - Dustin Greer
Hope Wall Climber - Matthew R. Zboyovski
Balloon Shaver - J.T. Alessi
Baseball Scorekeeper - Chris Snyder
Camp Magnolia Girl - Aubrey Dollar
Camp Magnolia Girl - Mary Holt Fickes
Camp Magnolia Girl - Jamie Olson
Angelic Girl - Lauren Hill
Kissing Girl - Landry M. Constantino
Camp Magnolia Counselor - Lois Yaroshefsky
Gerrys School Buddy - Matthew Bradley King
Stewardess - Deena Dill
Man on Plane - Tom Kelley
Jack Garner - Lars Clark
Homer - Judd Apatow
Chef - Peter Berg
Principal Parent - C. Michael Haynes
Fan at race scene - Tessa Martin
High school teacher - Jennifer L. Ray
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