Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell." They've never been to fat camp. I knew...
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Gerry:
[writing a letter]
Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell." They've never been to fat camp. I knew the food would be bad...
[shows a revolting-looking lunch being passed out]
Gerry:
... but even worse...
[shows Lars stabbing the Blob with a spear]
Gerry:
... today he killed the Blob.
Gerry:
[goes to the go-kart track, closed and with people putting the karts in a pile]
As for the go-karts, well... may they rest in pieces. I'm writing you because nobody else seemed to care.
Maury Garner:
[on the phone]
I did not send you to 'go-kart' camp!
Tony Perkis:
[on the PA]
Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
Gerry:
Tony Perkis tries to lead by example...
Tony Perkis:
[shows Tony on a bed of nails, and two guys placing an ice block on his stomach]
This is the 18th level of the PerkiSystem. You'll all be doing this by Labor Day! All right, do it to it, Lars!
Lars:
[standing by with a large hammer at the block]
It's my honor, Tony.
[Lars breaks the ice block while the campers freak out. Tony is unharmed]
Gerry:
...but we're afraid to follow.
Tony Perkis:
[nighttime, the campers are around a large fire along with Tony]
I know each and every one of you - because I WAS you!
Gerry:
Once a day, the kids from Camp MVP, drive by and make fun of us.
MVP camper:
[shows the MVP counselor and two campers driving by in a motor boat]
[Into a megaphone]
MVP camper:
You STINK! You STINK! You STINK! You STINK! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Gerry and Roy are ducked down in the water]
Gerry:
At night...
[shows some more MVP campers at the dock carrying cans of paint]
Gerry:
... they vandalize our camp.
[Pat is scrubbing it all off]
Gerry:
[looks at Josh's empty bed and continues]
At least Josh got out... where there's food. We have to resort... to more desperate measures.
[Shows the campers chasing cows and shouting]
Gerry:
Tony's arranged a dance with the girls' camp... so he can humiliate us into losing weight. Pray for me, Grandma. Love, Gerry.
Transcript
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Oh yeah and I'm Deion Sanders
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We're dead guys
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All right I want to see some hustle out there
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Hey Chris Pat how you doing
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See you got a promotion
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Yeah Listen Chris over the years
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you guys have whooped us pretty good
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How about taking it easy on my guys this year
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You know what I mean No I don't
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MVP campers are trained to compete
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at the highest level at all times
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We wouldn't want to confuse them
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Looking good Pat
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All right let's work it around
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Come on men
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Let's hit the field and let the fates decide
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 168
Timestamp in movie: 00h 27m 09s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, family
Summary: Plump kids are lured into joining a posh fat camp with the promise of quick weight loss and good times, only to find that the facility is a woodland hellhole run by a psycho ex-fitness instructor.
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