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Howdy ma'am How are you doing todayHot And I don't mean the good kindSo what don't you wantPardonWhat don't you wantOh well uh I think I'll just uhYou know I've been working here for 44 yearsAin't

Hell or High Water

My word

Hell or High Water • 2016

Anon

1 year ago

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Marcus Hamilton:
Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today?T-Bone Waitress:Hot. And I don't mean the good kind. So, What don't you want?Marcus Hamilton:Pardon?T-Bone Waitress:What don't you want?Marcus Hamilton:Oh, well, uh. I think I'll just, uh...T-Bone Waitress:You know. I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks. So either you don't want the corn on the cob, or you don't want the green beans. So What don't you want?Marcus Hamilton:I don't want green beans.Alberto Parker:I don't want green beans either.T-Bone Waitress:Steaks cooked medium rare.Alberto Parker:Can I get my steak cooked just a...T-Bone Waitress:That weren't no question.Alberto Parker:All right.T-Bone Waitress:Iced tea for you boys.Alberto Parker:Iced tea'd be great.Marcus Hamilton:Iced tea, yep. Thank you ma'am.T-Bone Waitress:Uh-huh.Marcus Hamilton:Well I'll tell you one thing. Nobody's gonna rob this son of bitch.Marcus Hamilton:My word

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You still don't

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Well the problem is thanks to you

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You didn't get it yourself

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No I wasn't doing anything but I'm

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Tanner she didn't do nothin'

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roll him drug him what No I

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It's all good It's all good It's all good

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Howdy ma'am How are you doing today

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Hot And I don't mean the good kind

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So what don't you want

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Pardon

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What don't you want

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Oh well uh I think I'll just uh

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You know I've been working here for 44 years

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Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing

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but t bone steak and a baked potato

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Except this one asshole from New York

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tried to order trout back in 1987

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We don't sell no goddamned trout

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T bone steaks

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So either you don't want the corn on the cob

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or you don't want the green beans

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So what don't you want

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I don't want green beans

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I don't want green beans either

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Steaks cooked medium rare

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Can I get my steak cooked That weren't no question

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All right

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Iced tea for you boys

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Iced tea would be great

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Iced tea yep Thank you ma'am

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Uh huh

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Well I'll tell you one thing

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Nobody's gonna rob this son of a bitch

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My word

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والآن فلنر ماذا لديهم من طعام هنا

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مرحبا يا سيدتي كيف حالك اليوم

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أشعر بالحر ولا أقصد النوع الجيد من الحرارة

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إذن ما الذي لا تريدانه

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عفوا ما الذي لا تريدانه

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أظن أني أعمل هنا منذ ٤٤ عاما

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لم يسبق لأحد أن طلب شيئا غير شريحة اللحم والبطاطا المشوية

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باستثناء حقير من نيويورك حاول أن يطلب سمك السلمون المرقط في عام ١٩٨٧

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ونحن لا نقدم سمك السلمون المرقط

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لدينا شرائح اللحم

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فإما أنكما لا تريدان الذرة المشوية

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أو لا تريدان الفاصوليا الخضراء فما الذي لا تريدانه

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لا أريد الفاصوليا الخضراء أنا أيضا لا أريدها أيضا

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شريحة لحم غير ناضجة تماما أريدها ناضجة

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لم يكن ذلك سؤالا حسنا

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شاي مثلج لكما الشاي المثلج سيكون رائعا

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الشاي المثلج نعم شكرا يا سيدتي

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إذن سأقول لك شيئا واحدا لا أحد سيسرق هذا المكان

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Maintenant voyons ce qu'ils ont à bouffer ici

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Bonjour madame Comment ça va aujourd'hui

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J'ai chaud Mais pas pour les bonnes raisons

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Alors qu'est ce que vous ne voulez pas

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Pardon

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Qu'est ce que vous ne voulez pas

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Je crois que je vais juste

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Vous savez je travaille ici

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depuis 44 ans

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Personne n'a jamais commandé autre chose

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qu'un T bone et une pomme de terre au four

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À part ce trou de cul de New York

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qui a essayé de commander une truite en 1997

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On ne vend pas de maudites truites

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T bones seulement

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Alors soit vous ne voulez pas l'épi de maïs

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soit vous ne voulez pas les haricots verts

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Qu'est ce que vous ne voulez pas

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Je veux pas de haricots verts

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Pas de haricots verts non plus

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Des steaks médium saignant

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Est ce que le mien pourrait être juste

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C'était pas une question

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D'accord

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Du thé glacé pour vous messieurs

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Du thé glacé parfait

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Thé glacé ouais Merci madame

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Je vais te dire une chose

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Personne ne va s'aventurer à venir voler ici

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Jetzt wollen wir mal sehen was sie hier zu essen haben

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Hallo Ma'am Wie geht es Ihnen heute

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Heiß Und ich meine nicht die gute Art

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Also was willst du nicht

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Pardon

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Was willst du nicht

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Oh gut uh Ich glaube ich werde nur äh

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Weißt du ich habe gearbeitet Hier seit 44 Jahren

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Und es gab nie jemanden der überhaupt nichts bestellt hat

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außer T Bone Steak und eine Ofenkartoffel

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Außer diesem Arschloch aus New York

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das versuchte 1987 Forelle zu bestellen

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Wir bieten keine gottverdammten Forellen an

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T Bone Steaks

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Also Sie wollen keine Maiskolben

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oder grünen Bohnen

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Also was wollen Sie nicht

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Ich will keine grünen Bohnen

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Ich will auch keine grünen Bohnen

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Steaks medium gebraten

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Kann ich mein Steak zubereitet bekommen Das war keine Frage

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Gut

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Eistee für euch Jungens

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Eistee wäre toll

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Eistee ja Danke Ma'am

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Uh huh

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Nun ich sage dir eins

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Niemand wird diesen Hundesohn ausrauben

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Baiklah

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Teh es boleh juga

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Kuberi tahu sesuatu

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Kalian tak ingin pesan apa

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Steik setengah matang

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Ya teh es Terima kasih Bu

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Kalian tak ingin pesan apa

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Hai Bu Apa kabar

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Teh es untuk kalian

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atau tak ingin pesan kacang hijau

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Hanya steik T bone

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Kami tak menjual ikan trout

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Takkan ada yang mau merampok kedai ini

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Kecuali seorang bajingan dari New York

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Panas dan itu bukan dalam arti yang baik

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yang coba memesan ikan trout pada tahun 1987

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Bisakah steikku dimasak Itu bukan pertanyaan

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Sekarang mari kita lihat ada makanan apa di sini

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Kurasa aku akan memesan

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Aku sudah bekerja di sini selama 44 tahun

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Kalian tak ingin pesan apa Maaf

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Aku tak ingin pesan kacang hijau Aku juga

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Jika kalian tak ingin pesan jagung rebus

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Tak ada yang pernah memesan selain steik T bone dan kentang panggang

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Так давай узнаем что тут имеется съестного

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Здрасьте мэм Как вы сегодня Отвал башки причём в ужасном смысле

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Так Что не будете заказывать Не понял

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Что не будете заказывать

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Ну наверное я Слушайте я тут 44 года работаю

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Сроду никто не заказывал ничего кроме стейка на косточке и картошки в мундире

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Ну кроме мудилы из Нью Йорка который в 87 м решил заказать у нас форель

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Нет у нас драной форели Стейки на косточке

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Так что либо вы не заказываете кукурузу на початке либо не заказываете бобы

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Что же вы не заказываете

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Я не заказываю бобы Я тоже не заказываю бобы

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Стейки с кровью

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А можно мне степень прожарки А вас не спрашивали

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Хорошо

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Ледяной чай Обоим Ледяной чай это здорово

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Ледяной чай да да Спасибо мэм Ага

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Я тебе одно скажу Эту рыгаловку точно никто не ограбит ёкарный бабай

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Veamos qué tienen para comer

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Hola señora Cómo está

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Caliente y no de la buena manera

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Qué es lo que no quieren

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Disculpe

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Qué es lo que no quieren

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Creo que

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Hace 44 años que trabajo aquí

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Nadie ha pedido otra cosa que no sea una chuleta y una patata asada jamás

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Excepto un imbécil de Nueva York

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quiso pedir trucha en 1987

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No vendemos trucha diablos

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Chuletas

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Así que o no quieren la mazorca de maíz

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o no quieren las habichuelas

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Qué es lo que no quieren

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No quiero las habichuelas

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Yo tampoco quiero habichuelas

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Chuleta término medio

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Yo la quiero bien cocida No fue pregunta

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Está bien

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Té helado para ustedes

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Té helado está bien

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Té helado sí Gracias señora

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Te diré algo

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Nadie robará este maldito lugar

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Duration

82 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:49:15

Uploaded

Mar 06, 2026

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

Production

Sidney Kimmel Entertainment,Film 44,OddLot Entertainment,Estrella Media,Lionsgate,CBS Films,Sierra/Affinity

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Movie Summary

A divorced father and his ex-con older brother resort to a desperate scheme in order to save their family's ranch in West Texas.

Actors

Marcus Hamilton

T-bone Waitress

Margaret Bowman

Alberto Parker