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"Hello, Dolly!" quotes

Hello, Dolly! poster
Matchmaker Dolly Levi travels to Yonkers to find a partner for "half-a-millionaire" Horace Vandergelder, convincing his niece, his niece's intended, and his two clerks to travel to New York City along the way.

Director: Gene Kelly
Writer: Michael Stewart, Thornton Wilder, Ernest Lehman
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, musical
Year: 1969
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $400,881
Released: 16 Dec 1969
Awards: Won 3 Oscars. 4 wins & 13 nominations total

51 video clips

Dolly LeviGussie GrangerHorace VandergelderCornelius HacklIrene MolloyJoe, Vandergelder's BarberSullivan, Ticket SellerMinnie FayBarnaby TuckerAmbrose KemperRudolph Reisenweber
Miss Molloy - Hello, Dolly! 00:05 Miss Molloy Hello Well hello Dolly - Hello, Dolly! 00:32 Hello Well hello Dolly That's Ambrose Kemper so called artist - Hello, Dolly! 00:37 That's Ambrose Kemper so called artist As you always used to say Ephraim Money pardon the expression is like manure - Hello, Dolly! 00:18 As you always used to say Ephraim Money pardon the... 90 of the people in this world are fools and the rest are in great danger of contamination - Hello, Dolly! 00:18 90 of the people in this world are fools and the rest are in... Oh hello How are you Hi nice to see you - Hello, Dolly! 00:14 Oh hello How are you Hi nice to see you You have to sit still Mr Vandergelder If I cut your throat it will be practically unintentional - Hello, Dolly! 00:12 You have to sit still Mr Vandergelder If I cut your throat... Dolly Levi you are a damned exasperating woman - Hello, Dolly! 00:12 Dolly Levi you are a damned exasperating woman Any man who goes to a big city deserves what happens to him - Hello, Dolly! 00:07 Any man who goes to a big city deserves what happens to him I don't want my wings cut No man does Horace No man does - Hello, Dolly! 00:09 I don't want my wings cut No man does Horace No man... To march in the 14th Street parade with the kind of people I can trust - Hello, Dolly! 00:10 To march in the 14th Street parade with the kind of people I... Do get done with that Minnie The men are eyeing us for the wrong reason - Hello, Dolly! 00:21 Do get done with that Minnie The men are eyeing us for the... Good Lord the whole room is crawling with men Irene darling congratulations - Hello, Dolly! 00:09 Good Lord the whole room is crawling with men Irene darling... Never heard of it - Hello, Dolly! 00:16 Never heard of it How nice to see you - Hello, Dolly! 00:04 How nice to see you And on those cold winter nights Horace - Hello, Dolly! 00:26 And on those cold winter nights Horace I don't mind that you never finish lunch but I mind that you never finish sentences - Hello, Dolly! 00:10 I don't mind that you never finish lunch but I mind... I have lost so many things My job my future everything that people think is important - Hello, Dolly! 00:22 I have lost so many things My job my future everything that... See we're two ladies about town lookin' for hats to Molloy - Hello, Dolly! 00:11 See we're two ladies about town lookin' for hats... Champagne What would you like sir - Hello, Dolly! 00:08 Champagne What would you like sir You said so yourself and I don't know how It would take weeks months years to learn - Hello, Dolly! 00:14 You said so yourself and I don't know how It would take... Smile Barnaby I'm smiling - Hello, Dolly! 00:12 Smile Barnaby I'm smiling Save your tears for New York where they won't be noticed - Hello, Dolly! 00:04 Save your tears for New York where they won't be... Look there's that Molloy woman dancing with a man - Hello, Dolly! 00:11 Look there's that Molloy woman dancing with a man It takes a woman to quietly plan - Hello, Dolly! 01:13 It takes a woman to quietly plan This doesn't concern Mrs Levi Everything concerns Dolly Levi - Hello, Dolly! 00:07 This doesn't concern Mrs Levi Everything concerns Dolly... You are a disgrace to Yonkers - Hello, Dolly! 00:11 You are a disgrace to Yonkers Psst No expression Let the food smile - Hello, Dolly! 00:09 Psst No expression Let the food smile What do you mean - Hello, Dolly! 00:14 What do you mean Cornelius Hackl here Barnaby Tucker here - Hello, Dolly! 00:09 Cornelius Hackl here Barnaby Tucker here And now that I'm dancing who cares if I ever stop - Hello, Dolly! 00:12 And now that I'm dancing who cares if I ever stop How beautiful How elegant - Hello, Dolly! 00:13 How beautiful How elegant If you're gonna spend all evening acting like a scared rabbit maybe I'll order lettuce - Hello, Dolly! 00:08 If you're gonna spend all evening acting like a scared... That's my corset - Hello, Dolly! 00:11 That's my corset Oh oh that's just absolutely wonderful Mr Hackl - Hello, Dolly! 00:13 Oh oh that's just absolutely wonderful Mr Hackl Are you sure this is an adventure Cornelius - Hello, Dolly! 00:09 Are you sure this is an adventure Cornelius I mean it isn't the money or anything - Hello, Dolly! 00:07 I mean it isn't the money or anything Not acquaintances Ermengarde Friends Dear friends from days gone by - Hello, Dolly! 00:29 Not acquaintances Ermengarde Friends Dear friends from days... Advice is cheap It's what comes gift wrapped that counts - Hello, Dolly! 00:07 Advice is cheap It's what comes gift wrapped that... It takes a woman all powdered and pink - Hello, Dolly! 00:18 It takes a woman all powdered and pink Cornelius we can't Close the store - Hello, Dolly! 00:19 Cornelius we can't Close the store What's this A return from Miss Mortimer again - Hello, Dolly! 00:15 What's this A return from Miss Mortimer again Miss Molloy I shan't trouble you again And I hope vice versa - Hello, Dolly! 00:11 Miss Molloy I shan't trouble you again And I hope vice... Cornelius Hackl - Hello, Dolly! 00:19 Cornelius Hackl I've worked hard and I've become rich and friendless and mean - Hello, Dolly! 00:20 I've worked hard and I've become rich and... You are a disgrace to Yonkers - Hello, Dolly! 00:06 You are a disgrace to Yonkers What did you say Oh nothing nothing A word Heiress - Hello, Dolly! 00:11 What did you say Oh nothing nothing A word Heiress Why what damn it Speak up Why are you getting married - Hello, Dolly! 00:41 Why what damn it Speak up Why are you getting married Now in honour of the occasion I'll promote you both Cornelius how old are you - Hello, Dolly! 00:23 Now in honour of the occasion I'll promote you both... Anyway I'm promoting you to chief clerk Chief clerk - Hello, Dolly! 00:20 Anyway I'm promoting you to chief clerk Chief clerk You Barnaby I'm promoting you from idiot apprentice to incompetent clerk - Hello, Dolly! 00:10 You Barnaby I'm promoting you from idiot apprentice to...

Cast

Dolly Levi - Barbra Streisand
Horace Vandergelder - Walter Matthau
Cornelius Hackl - Michael Crawford
Irene Molloy - Marianne McAndrew
Barnaby Tucker - Danny Lockin
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