"Help!" quotes

Help! poster
Sir Ringo Starr finds himself the human sacrifice target of a cult, and his fellow members of The Beatles must try to protect him from it.

Director: Richard Lester
Writer: Marc Behm, Charles Wood
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, musical
Year: 1965
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 25 Aug 1965
Awards: 5 nominations total

52 Clips

Let's go back and get 'em - Help! 00:26
Let's go back and get 'em
What do you mean - Help! 00:07
What do you mean
My skin's soaked right through to the skin - Help! 00:19
My skin's soaked right through to the skin
They kept pulling me nose - Help! 00:19
They kept pulling me nose
I didn't encourage that wink - Help! 00:15
I didn't encourage that wink
Must be their tea break - Help! 00:15
Must be their tea break
Synchronize your watches - Help! 00:10
Synchronize your watches
Degree in woodwork - Help! 00:13
Degree in woodwork
Are you buzzing - Help! 00:18
Are you buzzing
I'm better with animals than plugs and transistors they trust me - Help! 00:31
I'm better with animals than plugs and transistors they...
I am not what I seem - Help! 00:13
I am not what I seem
Hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta - Help! 00:15
Hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta
Are you sure I'm earthed - Help! 00:16
Are you sure I'm earthed
All in together now Sir - Help! 00:16
All in together now Sir
It's a cold place - Help! 00:14
It's a cold place
Passing this way - Help! 00:59
Passing this way
We're not going there - Help! 00:52
We're not going there
You don't miss your tonsils - Help! 00:15
You don't miss your tonsils
Go to the window - Help! 00:28
Go to the window
It's the brain drain - Help! 00:20
It's the brain drain
I like operations - Help! 00:20
I like operations
Has nobody looked in the wash basin - Help! 00:18
Has nobody looked in the wash basin
Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways - Help! 00:56
Now see what you've done with your filthy Eastern ways
There's more here than meets the eye - Help! 00:17
There's more here than meets the eye
How's your equilibrium ring - Help! 00:25
How's your equilibrium ring
Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime - Help! 00:19
Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime
Get sacrificed - Help! 00:20
Get sacrificed
Where's that famous pluck - Help! 00:24
Where's that famous pluck
I'm always getting winked at these days - Help! 00:23
I'm always getting winked at these days
There might be some insurance - Help! 00:22
There might be some insurance
MIT was after me - Help! 00:21
MIT was after me
There's somebody been in this soup - Help! 00:17
There's somebody been in this soup
Something must be done - Help! 00:40
Something must be done
You naughty boy - Help! 00:39
You naughty boy
The famous Bengal man eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning - Help! 00:59
The famous Bengal man eater who escaped from London Zoo this...
Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach - Help! 00:33
Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach
Not a mark on 'em - Help! 00:39
Not a mark on 'em
What are you doing on the floor - Help! 00:36
What are you doing on the floor
I thought she was a sandwich - Help! 00:28
I thought she was a sandwich
White Cliffs of Dover - Help! 00:15
White Cliffs of Dover
It's only a hose - Help! 00:19
It's only a hose
This will make your finger shrink - Help! 00:27
This will make your finger shrink
Hey someone's got hold of me finger - Help! 00:27
Hey someone's got hold of me finger
You're all red again - Help! 00:20
You're all red again
You been up at that temple again - Help! 00:47
You been up at that temple again
What are you doing - Help! 00:15
What are you doing
So this is the famous ring - Help! 00:57
So this is the famous ring
A season ticket - Help! 00:22
A season ticket
You're very polite - Help! 00:22
You're very polite
Why is he not painted red - Help! 00:46
Why is he not painted red
A fiendish thingie - Help! 00:10
A fiendish thingie
Only me and Paul know we're here - Help! 00:21
Only me and Paul know we're here

Cast

The Beatles - The Beatles
Clang - Leo McKern
Ahme - Eleanor Bron
Foot - Victor Spinetti
Algernon - Roy Kinnear
Bhuta - John Bluthal
Superintendent - Patrick Cargill
Doorman - Alfie Bass
Abdul - Warren Mitchell
Jeweller - Peter Copley
Lawnmower - Bruce Lacey
- Danny Almond
- Thomas Baptiste
Priest - Ronnie Brody
Customs Officer - Peter Brooks
- Blake Butler
Temple Cleaner - Golda Casimir
- Vera Cook
High Priestess - Deborah DeLacey
Belly Dancer - Durra
High Priestess - Eve Eden
Channel Swimmer - Mal Evans
Priest - Rupert Evans
- Mary Ford
Neighbor - Gretchen Franklin
- Joe Gibbons
Priest - Bob Godfrey
Cameo - Bob Grant
- Stewart Guidotti
George - George Harrison
Commuter - Jack Hetherington
Sam (part cut) - Frankie Howerd
- Jenny Landry
John - John Lennon
Restaurant Patron - Jeremy Lloyd
- Alex MacIntosh
Austrian Waiter - Andreas Malandrinos
Priest - John Louis Mansi
High Priestess - Marie-Lise
Paul - Paul McCartney
High Priestess - Zienia Merton
Engineer - Allan Mitchell
Neighbor - Dandy Nichols
High Priestess - Zorenah Osborne
- Sue Reid
Drama Student - Wendy Richard
- Patty Roberts
- Edith Saville
Girl - Nicole Shelby
- Wally Shufflebottom
Technican - Roy Spencer
Ringo - Ringo Starr
Guardsman - Bill Strange
- Jenny Till
Girl on a sacrificial altar - Viviane Ventura
- Glenda Warrington
- Ian Wilson
High Priestess - Gai Wright