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Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

A tyrannical landlady lords it over her tenants during an epidemic, pitting them against each other in a web of paranoia spun for deadly results.

Director

Tony Olmos

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, horror

Box Office

N/A

Production

Charybdis Pictures,Rosewood Five,BayView Entertainment

Awards

1 win & 9 nominations total

Homepage

https://charybdispictures.com/hemet-or-the-landlady-dont-drink-tea

Rosie Perkins

Kimberly Weinberger

Liz Topham-Myrtle

Brian Patrick Butler

Kate Myrtle

Sheriff Hunting

Martin

Merrick McCartha

Gary

Tank

Howie Stumpp

Willy Christensen

Emma Myrtle

Mickey

Keith

Jason

Aleksander D'Avignon

Madeleine Duncan

Prostitute

President Phil Graves

Deputy

Homeless Woman

Newscaster

T.V. Reporter

Tony Gorodeckas

New Tenant

New Tenant

Tanya Ruth Linsdau

Saltie

Roger Guy English

Saltie

Savannah Hayworth

Saltie

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Economic despair, bad choices. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Economic despair, bad choices.

No, I mean, where these
bums are coming from, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No, I mean, where these bums are coming from,

They're so tweaked, they're eating people. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

They're so tweaked, they're eating people.

Oh yeah, the guy got bit, right? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Oh yeah, the guy got bit, right?

I mean, imagine a stoner at the fair - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I mean, imagine a stoner at the fair

Liz took the satellite - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Liz took the satellite

What do you expect when your landlord's - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

What do you expect when your landlord's

She still complains, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

She still complains,

And we can't do shit about it - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

And we can't do shit about it

I mean, we could be out
there getting our legs eaten. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I mean, we could be out there getting our legs eaten.

No, no, you don't have to do that, watch. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No, no, you don't have to do that, watch.

Well, if I voted
a genocidal maniac back - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Well, if I voted a genocidal maniac back

Good, catastrophes shape our evolution. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Good, catastrophes shape our evolution.

They become our history
and teach us our mistakes. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

They become our history and teach us our mistakes.

Yeah, they teach us how - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Yeah, they teach us how

Tree huggin', burning man lovin', - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Tree huggin', burning man lovin',

You kids don't give
a shit about anything - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You kids don't give a shit about anything

You're not old enough - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You're not old enough

And if you don't like the
way that she runs things, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

And if you don't like the way that she runs things,

With the mess going on out there, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

With the mess going on out there,

Yeah, it's easy to defend her, you know, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Yeah, it's easy to defend her, you know,

That sucks, maybe she
charges you so much, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

That sucks, maybe she charges you so much,

Tossing the pig skin around,
the sweat and mud, mm. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Tossing the pig skin around, the sweat and mud, mm.

Get the fuck off my property - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Get the fuck off my property

And I'm keeping your deposit
to pay for that mold. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

And I'm keeping your deposit to pay for that mold.

I don't want to embarrass
you in front of everyone, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I don't want to embarrass you in front of everyone,

You are simply not a good fit - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You are simply not a good fit

Man, does it suck having
people resist the autocracy - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Man, does it suck having people resist the autocracy

If you fine gentlemen mean
to prolong my eyes open time - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

If you fine gentlemen mean to prolong my eyes open time

Landowners like my sweet
self, I need and remind you, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Landowners like my sweet self, I need and remind you,

After all, if there were no
burly Tom Selleck types circling - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

After all, if there were no burly Tom Selleck types circling

Gary, Rosie, Rosie, stay
here, I want you to hear this. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Gary, Rosie, Rosie, stay here, I want you to hear this.

Gary, if you think I'm
such a formidable cunt, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Gary, if you think I'm such a formidable cunt,

If you wanna stay here at Camp Liz, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

If you wanna stay here at Camp Liz,

You, however, in this economy, ta, ta, ta. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You, however, in this economy, ta, ta, ta.

Oh, I'm just, I'm wiping my
tears 'cause I'm so sad for you. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Oh, I'm just, I'm wiping my tears 'cause I�...

And, Rosie, for being so nice to me, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

And, Rosie, for being so nice to me,

No. No, no, no, no,
Liz, that's not necessary- - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No. No, no, no, no, Liz, that's not necessary-

I'm saving up for the Grey's
Anatomy box set as a me gift. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I'm saving up for the Grey's Anatomy box set as a ...

I know they have it streaming, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I know they have it streaming,

Oh, thank goodness you youngins
can keep it stiff that long. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Oh, thank goodness you youngins can keep it stiff that long.

I can get myself off
with almost any object, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I can get myself off with almost any object,

If your urethra's half
as strong as those pecks, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

If your urethra's half as strong as those pecks,

I don't need your post-coital
copy piss sprinkler - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I don't need your post-coital copy piss sprinkler

And where the fuck do
you think you're going? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

And where the fuck do you think you're going?

I know I don't look like much, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I know I don't look like much,

Now do you think you
can handle that, slut? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Now do you think you can handle that, slut?

Funny how something so
soothing gets interrupted - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Funny how something so soothing gets interrupted

We had to cancel the
next couple of shows, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

We had to cancel the next couple of shows,

The shooting - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No, there was one in Hamlin too, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No, there was one in Hamlin too,

Oh, good, I mean, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Oh, good, I mean,

We went to the Foodsmart together - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

We went to the Foodsmart together

Davey Havok, first I
had that long-ass walk. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Davey Havok, first I had that long-ass walk.

First it's your parking spot - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

First it's your parking spot

Once the honeymoon phase is over, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Once the honeymoon phase is over,

Jason came back from the tour early, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Jason came back from the tour early,

If you let me finish, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

If you let me finish,

I gave her your extra spot
knowing you didn't need it, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I gave her your extra spot knowing you didn't need it,

Oh yeah, of course. She needs more room? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Oh yeah, of course. She needs more room?

Yeah, she needs more room,
like the whole spot more room. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Yeah, she needs more room, like the whole spot more room.

I can lower it even more if you like, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I can lower it even more if you like,

My daughter Katie splitting
up with her boyfriend - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

My daughter Katie splitting up with her boyfriend

Do you really want them
walking through blocks - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Do you really want them walking through blocks

No. I definitely don't want that. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No. I definitely don't want that.

Answer truthfully, I
don't wanna be a cunt, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Answer truthfully, I don't wanna be a cunt,

Now listen, if your boy
toy's keeping you up, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Now listen, if your boy toy's keeping you up,

You might wanna grab earplugs, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You might wanna grab earplugs,

He killed way nicer old ladies than Liz - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

He killed way nicer old ladies than Liz

You pay three times what she
does to own this dung heap. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You pay three times what she does to own this dung heap.

Unless we can afford
to live somewhere else - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Unless we can afford to live somewhere else

Unless you wanna go
live out on the streets, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Unless you wanna go live out on the streets,

It must be so nice having
such a noble outlook playing - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

It must be so nice having such a noble outlook playing

I've been losing feelings for you - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I've been losing feelings for you

Just some of these chicks on the road - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Just some of these chicks on the road

And I feel like if we stay together, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

And I feel like if we stay together,

If you can get out here ASAP, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

If you can get out here ASAP,

I'll give you a minute to get
out here and move your car - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I'll give you a minute to get out here and move your ca...

What were you saying
about psychotic tendencies? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

What were you saying about psychotic tendencies?

I can't imagine the pain
you're going through - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I can't imagine the pain you're going through

Psychotic tendencies, a guy
cracks his girls' head open - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Psychotic tendencies, a guy cracks his girls' head open

I don't know about psychotic tendencies, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I don't know about psychotic tendencies,

Maybe I was testing you and over - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Maybe I was testing you and over

You know what, you might have
fool me a little longer too, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

You know what, you might have fool me a little longer too,

Thank you for making it
so easy. You're out, Jay. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Thank you for making it so easy. You're out, Jay.

No strips. You've chewed up
your manic life, get out! - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

No strips. You've chewed up your manic life, get out!

Get the fuck out of here with
your stupid Kill Phil shirt. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Get the fuck out of here with your stupid Kill Phil shirt.

Get your stupid fucking
skinny-ass chicken legs eaten - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Get your stupid fucking skinny-ass chicken legs eaten

I hope you do, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

How many of you retards does it take - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

How many of you retards does it take

Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea poster

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A tyrannical landlady lords it over her tenants during an epidemic, pitting them against each other in a web of paranoia spun for deadly results.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Tony Olmos

Writer: Brian Patrick Butler

Production: Charybdis Pictures,Rosewood Five,BayView Entertainment

Genre: comedy, crime, horror

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: N/A

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 26 Nov 2024

Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations total

Homepage: https://charybdispictures.com/hemet-or-the-landlady-dont-drink-tea