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Hell, you couldn't even hit me at point blank range
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Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Hell, you couldn't evenhit me at point blank range with that thing, letalone pull the...

Hell, you couldn't even
hit me at point blank range with that thing, let
alone pull the trigger with 'em toothpick arms

Full Transcript

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Hell, you couldn't even hit me at point blank range
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with that thing, let alone pull the trigger
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with 'em toothpick arms.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:16
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, horror
Production
Charybdis Pictures,Rosewood Five,BayView Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A tyrannical landlady lords it over her tenants during an epidemic, pitting them against each other in a web of paranoia spun for deadly results.
My fellow Americans, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:10
My fellow Americans,
It started in San Diego, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
It started in San Diego,
Thanks, Tank. Not that it makes any difference out here. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Thanks, Tank. Not that it makes any difference out here.
We've got cannibals on every corner - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:10
We've got cannibals on every corner
You're the victim of Lizzie's charms, ey? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
You're the victim of Lizzie's charms, ey?
Anyone who is is pretending - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Anyone who is is pretending
If she don't have some painful old lady death take her - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:11
If she don't have some painful old lady death take her
And when that happens, you're looking at the guy next - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
And when that happens, you're looking at the guy next
But it'd be to everybody's benefit - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
But it'd be to everybody's benefit
Uh-huh, they just didn't find - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Uh-huh, they just didn't find
My idea of justice for that pig - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:08
My idea of justice for that pig
Oh, between that and putting your landlord behind bars, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Oh, between that and putting your landlord behind bars,
You sure this vigilante justice thing isn't - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
You sure this vigilante justice thing isn't
You could avenge it by killing some pervert you ain't got - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
You could avenge it by killing some pervert you ain't g...
I know one guy that's got that Chewbacca look - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:08
I know one guy that's got that Chewbacca look
Fortuitous discovery, you're gonna rape a youngin, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Fortuitous discovery, you're gonna rape a youngin,
No. Well, you ain't that pretty. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
No. Well, you ain't that pretty.
You can magically erase this from your mind, Dexter. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
You can magically erase this from your mind, Dexter.
Or you can walk the walk, serve some justice. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Or you can walk the walk, serve some justice.
Suddenly the branches twined around her - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Suddenly the branches twined around her