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Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

I'd be lying if I said this wasn't the most fucked up legalsituation I've ever heard of

I'd be lying if I said this wasn't the most fucked up legal
situation I've ever heard of

Full Transcript

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I'd be lying if I said this wasn't
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the most fucked up legal situation I've ever heard of.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:29
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, horror
Production
Charybdis Pictures,Rosewood Five,BayView Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A tyrannical landlady lords it over her tenants during an epidemic, pitting them against each other in a web of paranoia spun for deadly results.
You'd be investigated of course. Geez, what a headache. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
You'd be investigated of course. Geez, what a headache.
I'm still trying to pull brain chunks outta my fucking hair. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
I'm still trying to pull brain chunks outta my fucking ...
Even if that means bribing a sleazy - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Even if that means bribing a sleazy
Not if you want that money before your 90th birthday. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Not if you want that money before your 90th birthday.
She is only incriminating herself skipping town - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
She is only incriminating herself skipping town
She'll be back in search - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:08
She'll be back in search
And before she does return, we'll drop her off - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:08
And before she does return, we'll drop her off
Nepotism with the sheriff aside, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Nepotism with the sheriff aside,
Wouldn't wanna lose any more - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Wouldn't wanna lose any more
Bass, guitar? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Bass, guitar?
You'll be fine without legs, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
You'll be fine without legs,
And more importantly, Slash, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
And more importantly, Slash,
You can keep all that shit if you just stay put - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
You can keep all that shit if you just stay put
Who knows, if you're good, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Who knows, if you're good,
Well, as my grandkids say over text, TTFM, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Well, as my grandkids say over text, TTFM,
Then all of a sudden Liz's shit shack looks - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Then all of a sudden Liz's shit shack looks
We're gonna change some things around here. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
We're gonna change some things around here.
If certain evidence gets discovered - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:09
If certain evidence gets discovered
You go around accusing a man like Tank of conspiracy, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
You go around accusing a man like Tank of conspiracy,
I told you to wipe that chocolate off of your face. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
I told you to wipe that chocolate off of your face.