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Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

If your urethra's halfas strong as those pecks, it shouldn't be a problem

If your urethra's half
as strong as those pecks, it shouldn't be a problem

Full Transcript

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If your urethra's half as strong as those pecks,
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it shouldn't be a problem.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:48
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, horror
Production
Charybdis Pictures,Rosewood Five,BayView Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A tyrannical landlady lords it over her tenants during an epidemic, pitting them against each other in a web of paranoia spun for deadly results.
I don't need your post-coital copy piss sprinkler - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
I don't need your post-coital copy piss sprinkler
And where the fuck do you think you're going? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
And where the fuck do you think you're going?
I know I don't look like much, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
I know I don't look like much,
Now do you think you can handle that, slut? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Now do you think you can handle that, slut?
Funny how something so soothing gets interrupted - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Funny how something so soothing gets interrupted
We had to cancel the next couple of shows, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
We had to cancel the next couple of shows,
The shooting - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
The shooting
No, there was one in Hamlin too, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
No, there was one in Hamlin too,
Oh, good, I mean, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
Oh, good, I mean,
We went to the Foodsmart together - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
We went to the Foodsmart together
Davey Havok, first I had that long-ass walk. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Davey Havok, first I had that long-ass walk.
First it's your parking spot - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
First it's your parking spot
Once the honeymoon phase is over, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Once the honeymoon phase is over,
Jason came back from the tour early, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Jason came back from the tour early,
If you let me finish, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:10
If you let me finish,
I gave her your extra spot knowing you didn't need it, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:07
I gave her your extra spot knowing you didn't need it,
Oh yeah, of course. She needs more room? - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:05
Oh yeah, of course. She needs more room?
Yeah, she needs more room, like the whole spot more room. - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:06
Yeah, she needs more room, like the whole spot more room.
I can lower it even more if you like, - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:09
I can lower it even more if you like,
My daughter Katie splitting up with her boyfriend - Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea 00:08
My daughter Katie splitting up with her boyfriend