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Henpocalypse!

Takes five women who headed out on a weekend of a lifetime to celebrate Zara's engagement only to be interrupted by the end of the world. They have to wait it out in an isolated holiday cottage in Wales.

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Bernadette

Elizabeth Berrington

Shelly

Veena

Lauren O'Rourke

Zara

Lucie Shorthouse

Nesbit

Drew

Jen

Kelly

Leonie

Catherine Ayers

Gary

Danny Dyer

Wendy

Hilary Greatorex

Lee Rhind

Donna

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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour - Henpocalypse!

This programme contains strong language and adult humour

Oh, my God!
- I need your insurance details. - Henpocalypse!

Oh, my God! - I need your insurance details.

We'll go 'ome,
and we'll build a fortress! - Henpocalypse!

We'll go 'ome, and we'll build a fortress!

- I told you she was lying.
- We've got a living sperm bank - Henpocalypse!

- I told you she was lying. - We've got a living sperm ...

- The only people I
know with swollen norks - Henpocalypse!

- The only people I know with swollen norks

- SHRIEKING - Henpocalypse!

- I want to be set free.
- I'm talking the Amazon of spunk! - Henpocalypse!

- I want to be set free. - I'm talking the Amazon of sp...

- I really think I'm on the mend.
- Maybe a touch more Savlon. - Henpocalypse!

- I really think I'm on the mend. - Maybe a touch more ...

- Given the state that she's in, - Henpocalypse!

- Given the state that she's in,

- It's about the future of humanity.
- Drew is the ark - Henpocalypse!

- It's about the future of humanity. - Drew is the ark

WOMEN LAUGH AND SCREAM - Henpocalypse!

WOMEN LAUGH AND SCREAM

- No, it's not jizz - it's
glue from craft at school. - Henpocalypse!

- No, it's not jizz - it's glue from craft at scho...

SCREAMING - Henpocalypse!

♪ Going to the chapel - Henpocalypse!

♪ Going to the chapel

- Get down on the ground now! - Henpocalypse!

- Get down on the ground now!

- It would be so great if you
don't spill this one, Zar, - Henpocalypse!

- It would be so great if you don't spill this one, Zar...

What's that, Danny Dyer? - Henpocalypse!

What's that, Danny Dyer?

I'll be having words with your
commanding officer about this. - Henpocalypse!

I'll be having words with your commanding officer about...

WHIMPERING - Henpocalypse!

"Run off with Danny Dyer."
What's she on about? - Henpocalypse!

"Run off with Danny Dyer." What's she on abou...

# Feelin', feelin' hot, hot - Henpocalypse!

# Feelin', feelin' hot, hot

- Must be the gangrene talking.
- Poor Jen. - Henpocalypse!

- Must be the gangrene talking. - Poor Jen.

- Because of you, I was on the
phone to Aviva when the world ended. - Henpocalypse!

- Because of you, I was on the phone to Aviva when the world...

- Look, love, - Henpocalypse!

She always had my wheelies out the
front on the dot of seven every Friday. - Henpocalypse!

She always had my wheelies out the front on the dot of seven...

- He's got form. Remember
when he fell off that ferry - Henpocalypse!

- He's got form. Remember when he fell off that ferry

It's my hen do - Henpocalypse!

So let's all just walk out
of here with a Fray Bentos. - Henpocalypse!

So let's all just walk out of here with a Fray Bentos.

- I don't know what a Fray Bentos is.
- It's pie in a tin. - Henpocalypse!

- I don't know what a Fray Bentos is. - It's pie i...

- I told you she was lying.
Believe Shelly, guys! - Henpocalypse!

- I told you she was lying. Believe Shelly, guys!

THEY SHRIEK - Henpocalypse!

Probably best not to think about that, actually.
- Objectively, - Henpocalypse!

Probably best not to think about that, actually. - Objective...

Veena! Report that shit.
- I thought I was hallucinating. Lesson learnt. - Henpocalypse!

Veena! Report that shit. - I thought I was hallucinating. Le...

- Knocked up by the only other
man to survive the apocalypse. - Henpocalypse!

- Knocked up by the only other man to survive the apocalypse...

I've got my get-out-of-jail-free
card to keep her mother off my back. - Henpocalypse!

I've got my get-out-of-jail-free card to keep her mothe...

What are the chances?
- I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky zorb. - Henpocalypse!

What are the chances? - I would have gotten away with it if ...

- My toes are so free. - Henpocalypse!

- My toes are so free.

- In that case... - Henpocalypse!

- In that case...

He hasn't come all this way to
tell Zara he boffed her bestie. - Henpocalypse!

He hasn't come all this way to tell Zara he boffed her ...

- FYI, Shelly, you owe
me a dismemberment. - Henpocalypse!

- FYI, Shelly, you owe me a dismemberment.

- Now, hand over the man and this
doesn't have to go any further. - Henpocalypse!

- Now, hand over the man and this doesn't have to go an...

- That's not how a dog would die.
What dog ever died like that? - Henpocalypse!

- That's not how a dog would die. What dog ever died li...

- No. No, he hasn't come
here to tell her that. - Henpocalypse!

- No. No, he hasn't come here to tell her that.

- Still heading home tomorrow, Bern?
- You bet your arse. - Henpocalypse!

- Still heading home tomorrow, Bern? - You bet your arse.

- SHE GROANS - Oh, you're
lucky there, Shell. - Henpocalypse!

- SHE GROANS - Oh, you're lucky there, Shell.

- Registration S583 JGM. - Henpocalypse!

- Registration S583 JGM.

Now search her - - Henpocalypse!

Now search her -

OK, I'm just going
to slow and steady... - Henpocalypse!

OK, I'm just going to slow and steady...

Yet Chloe here saw you
chasing a man in the woods. - Henpocalypse!

Yet Chloe here saw you chasing a man in the woods.

- Got a sweat on, Bern?
- And some. That upholstery's sodden. - Henpocalypse!

- Got a sweat on, Bern? - And some. That upholstery's s...

- CRASH - Henpocalypse!

- He was wearing gold hot pants.
- Mm. - Henpocalypse!

- He was wearing gold hot pants. - Mm.

- BERN GUFFAWS - Henpocalypse!

Shell, you're up. We need a full tank
if we want to make it to Birmingham. - Henpocalypse!

Shell, you're up. We need a full tank if we want to mak...

How did you get her down, in the end?
- Oh. Stroked her hair, - Henpocalypse!

How did you get her down, in the end? - Oh. Stroked her hair...

She'll have a scar in her knicker line.
- Yeah, dead giveaway, that. - Henpocalypse!

She'll have a scar in her knicker line. - Yeah, dead gi...

I'll get my gear.
- Veens, got anything I can wax my legs with? - Henpocalypse!

I'll get my gear. - Veens, got anything I can wax my le...

- Help yourself to my kit. I've got loads of gaffer tape in here.
- Thanks. - Henpocalypse!

- Help yourself to my kit. I've got loads of gaffer...

- Last night I saw Paul Hollywood
butt-naked and covered in flour. - Henpocalypse!

- Last night I saw Paul Hollywood butt-naked and covered in ...

- And he's a precious resource
which needs proper care, - Henpocalypse!

- And he's a precious resource which needs proper care,

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na, na... ♪ - Henpocalypse!

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na, na... ♪

WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES - Henpocalypse!

WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES

- No, our care is exemplary! We
empty his piss pot twice a day! - Henpocalypse!

- No, our care is exemplary! We empty his piss pot twice a d...

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na, na - Henpocalypse!

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

- Ah! And the truth is out. Now
cut the crap and hand him over. - Henpocalypse!

- Ah! And the truth is out. Now cut the crap and hand him ov...

- You need to know - Henpocalypse!

- You need to know

You've had a little bump on the head.
- Get away from me. - Henpocalypse!

You've had a little bump on the head. - Get away from m...

- Shell, bring a scrubbing brush,
for the pus stains on the floor. - Henpocalypse!

- Shell, bring a scrubbing brush, for the pus stains on the ...

Possession is nine
tenths of the law. - Henpocalypse!

Possession is nine tenths of the law.

- ♪ I got a brand-new attitude

- It's just a little accident. We
can all give witness statements, - Henpocalypse!

- It's just a little accident. We can all give witness ...

- ♪ I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight... ♪ - Henpocalypse!

- ♪ I wanna get in trouble I wanna start a fight... ♪

- Chained?! What
is wrong with you?! - Henpocalypse!

- Chained?! What is wrong with you?!

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na, na - Henpocalypse!

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na, na

- I want to talk to you.
- We talked more than enough yesterday. - Henpocalypse!

- I want to talk to you. - We talked more than enough yester...

- But it's big! And, no, I'm
not talking about my dick. - Henpocalypse!

- But it's big! And, no, I'm not talking about my ...

- She will. Bern can
take a bao bun in one go. - Henpocalypse!

- She will. Bern can take a bao bun in one go.

- No. I can look after
myself. I'm first-aid trained. - Henpocalypse!

- No. I can look after myself. I'm first-aid trained.

- I don't care. Go away.
- Agh, my tongue! - Well you shouldn't be - Henpocalypse!

- I don't care. Go away. - Agh, my tongue! - Well you s...

- BERN GROANS - Henpocalypse!

It's important!
- Go away, Gary! - Henpocalypse!

It's important! - Go away, Gary!

Just us girls and some soapy
cloths, wiping him down. - Henpocalypse!

Just us girls and some soapy cloths, wiping him down.

I can still hear you breathing.
- All right, OK. - Henpocalypse!

I can still hear you breathing. - All right, OK.

It was awful not
being able to help. - Henpocalypse!

It was awful not being able to help.

♪ Baby, can't you see - Henpocalypse!

♪ Baby, can't you see

Oh, he seemed to enjoy it.
- Don't you dare! - Henpocalypse!

Oh, he seemed to enjoy it. - Don't you dare!

- Don't worry, Zar. Anything
pops through that ball, - Henpocalypse!

- Don't worry, Zar. Anything pops through that ball,

But your little princess, - Henpocalypse!

But your little princess,

Oh, poor old Barney.
Such a good boy. - Henpocalypse!

Oh, poor old Barney. Such a good boy.

- Oh, God! I'm sure
this bra's shrunk. - Henpocalypse!

- Oh, God! I'm sure this bra's shrunk.

Henpocalypse! poster

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Takes five women who headed out on a weekend of a lifetime to celebrate Zara's engagement only to be interrupted by the end of the world. They have to wait it out in an isolated holiday cottage in Wales.

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Director: N/A

Writer: Caroline Moran

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.6

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Released: 15 Aug 2023

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