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God, I am such a jerk

God, I am such a jerk. Don't start. I feel like an awful person,but I want to say...

Her • 2013

God, I am such a jerk. Don't start. I feel like an awful person,but I want to say something. For the next 10 minutesif you say anything... that sounds even remotely like guilt,I am going to stab you with this. I will. I'll try, okay. Um

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God I am such a jerk

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Don't start

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I feel like an awful person but I want to say something

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For the next 10 minutes if you say anything

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that sounds even remotely like guilt I am going to stab you with this

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I will

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I'll try okay Um

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يا الهي كم أنا حمقاء

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لا تبدأي هذا

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أشعر أنني شخص سيء لكنني أريد قول شيء ما

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خلال العشر دقائق القادمة اذا قلت أي شيء يشير إلى

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الشعور بالذنب سأطعنك بهذا

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سأحاول

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ও আল ল হ আম আসল ই একট গর দভ

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আব র শ র কর ন

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আম র মন হচ ছ আম খ ব খ র প একজন ম ন ষ আম ক ছ বলত চ ই

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আগ ম দশ ম ন ট ত ম যদ এমন ক ছ বল

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য ট ত স ম ন য হল ও ত ম র দ ষ ফ ট ওঠ ত হল আম এট ত ম র প ট ঢ ক য় দ ব

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দ ব ক ন ত

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আম চ স ট করব ঠ ক আছ

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Merde je suis vraiment nulle Ne commence pas

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Je me dégoûte tant Bon écoute

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Si pendant les dix prochaines minutes je vois ce qui ressemble

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de près ou de loin à de la culpabilité je te frappe

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Ok

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Gott bin ich blöd

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Lass das

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Ich fühle mich furchtbar aber ich will was sagen

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Wenn du die nächsten zehn Minuten etwas sagst

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das nach Schuld klingt ersteche ich dich damit

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Ich tue es Ich bemühe mich okay

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Astaga aku sungguh brengsek

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Jangan mulai

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Aku adalah orang yang menyebalkan tapi aku ingin mengatakan sesuatu

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Selama 10 menit ke depan jika kau mengatakan apa pun yang

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Agak terdengar seperti penyesalan aku akan menusukmu dengan ini

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Akan kucoba

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神様あたしって嫌なヤツね

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止めた方が良い

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私って酷い人間でも何か言いたいの

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いいかいこれから10分の間何か罪を感じてると言い始めたら

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これを突き刺すからな

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やってみる

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Боже я такая сволочь

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Не начинай

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Я ужасный человек но я хочу кое что сказать

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Если в течение 10 минут ты скажешь что нибудь связанное с виной

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то я пырну тебя этим

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Я постараюсь

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Dios soy una idiota

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No empieces

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Me siento una persona horrible pero quiero decir algo

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Por lo siguientes 10 minutos si dices algo que remotamente

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suene como culpa te apuñalo con esto

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Lo intentaré

Available in 9 languages

Duration

18 seconds

Views

293

Timestamp in Movie

00:59:58

Uploaded

Feb 07, 2026

Genres

drama, romance, sci-fi

Production

Annapurna Pictures

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Movie Summary

In a near future, a lonely writer develops an unlikely relationship with an operating system designed to meet his every need.