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Phil Blackwood:
[Narrating a passage of his upcoming book out loud - more than a little embellishing the truth]
Despite the dozens of ravishing creatures begging to be part of his life, Swift had lived alone since his wife... was incinerated several years before, when the microwave went berserk during a thunderstorm
[Narrating a passage of his upcoming book out loud - more than a little embellishing the truth]
Despite the dozens of ravishing creatures begging to be part of his life, Swift had lived alone since his wife... was incinerated several years before, when the microwave went berserk during a thunderstorm
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Despite the dozens
of ravishing creatures
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begging to be
part of his life,
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Swift had lived alone
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since his wife...
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was incinerated
several years before
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when the microwave
went berserk
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during a thunderstorm.
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But now a stranger
was living with him,
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an exotic,
sensual creature
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whose obvious passion
for Swift
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was barely contained
beneath a cool facade.
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Ahem.
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What is this?
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What?
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This.
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I call it soup.
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Oh, soap.
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Soup.
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Can I, uh,
ask you a question?
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Um, it is not
personal, I hope.
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No.
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No.
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So, what's
the population
of Romania?
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Movie Summary
Phil has writer's block after 30 detective novels. In court for inspiration, he sees a cute Romanian murder suspect. He provides her alibi. She stays with him. Will he live to write another novel?
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Phil Blackwood
