Don't worry, Mr. Hawk. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning. Ah, stop talking like...
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[Alonzo Hawk is lying on the couch in his office after having an angry fit over the phone with his nephew]
Lawyer:
Don't worry, Mr. Hawk. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning.
Alonzo Hawk:
Ah, stop talking like an idiot. I feel better right now! Alonzo Hawk can be betrayed, but he is never defeated! Out of my way!
[Gets up and moves to his desk]
Alonzo Hawk:
Since none of you pitful excuses for men have enough muscle to move a feeble little old lady off her property, I'll go and do it myself, like I have to everything around here that's important .
Lawyer:
Now, now, Mr. Hawk...
Alonzo Hawk:
Oh, shut up! We'll start on Number 1 - Harassment! And I wrote the book on harrassment - We'll shut up her phone, turn off her water; we'll sic the Health & Building inspectors on her, steal her dog.
Lawyer:
She doesn't have a dog.
Alonzo Hawk:
What do you mean she doesn't have a dog? A little old lady living in a place like that? Who looks out for her? How does she get around?
Lawyer:
She has a little car she goes everywhere in.
Alonzo Hawk:
Well then, you fellows go and pick it up!
Lawyer:
Yes, Mr. Hawk!
[the lawyers start to leave]
Alonzo Hawk:
[Mutters to himself]
Bunch of lame-brains!
[shouts to his lawyers]
Alonzo Hawk:
Hold it! Hold it! You fellows will probably even foul up on a simple assignment like this. The first team is on the job now - I'LL go and pick the car up myself!
[Gets up and walks out of the office]
Alonzo Hawk:
Over-rated cage of PINHEADS!
Transcript
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Don't worry You'll feel better in the morning
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Stop talking like an idiot I feel better right now
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Alonzo Hawk may be betrayed but he is never defeated
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Outta my Way
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Since none of you pitiful excuses for men have enough muscle
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to move a feeble old lady off her property
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I'll go and do it myself like I have to do everything around here that's important
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Now Mr Hawk Oh shut up
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We'll start on number one harassment
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And I wrote the book on harassment
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We'll shut off her phone turn off her water
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 97
Timestamp in movie: 00h 30m 35s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, family, fantasy
Summary: The living Volkswagen Beetle helps an old lady protect her home from a corrupt developer.
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00:10 We understand your position That's why Mr Hawk has...
00:09 Oh Nicole
00:05 Please do not send us any more fruit for Christmas
00:08 Why do you pretend to talk to this car People might wonder
00:05 Very well Herbie
00:13 Let's stop kidding ourselves This is just an ordinary...
00:12 At the tender age of 19
00:22 The traffic commissioner shall hear about this
00:31 Yeah what is it
00:16 I'm sorry I punched you the first time I met you
00:14 We gotta tow him outta here
00:14 Please Miss Harris
00:36 Uncle Alonzo
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00:36 You idiot What do you think you're doing
00:22 Ah it's you again Mr Hawk
00:07 Good morning Miss Millicent Good morning
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