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Meg:Look, it wasn't my fault. It was this wonder boy, Hercules.Panic:Hercules. Why does that name ring a bell?Pain:I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?Hades:What... was that name... again?Meg:Hercules.Meg:He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.Pain:Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?Panic, Pain:Oh, my Gods!Pain:Run for it!Hades:So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your exact words?Pain:This might be a different Hercules!Panic:Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a...Panic:Very popular name nowadays.Pain:Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany?Hades:I'm about to rearrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel who can louse it up... is waltzing around IN THE WOODS!
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Look it wasn't my fault
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It was this wonderboy Hercules
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Hercules Why does that name ring a bell
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I don't know Maybe we owe him money
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What was that name again
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He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine
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but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute
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Wait a minute Wasn't Hercules
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the name of that kid we were supposed to
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Oh my gods
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Run for it
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So you took care of him huh
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Dead as a door nail
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Weren't those your exact words
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This might be a different Hercules
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I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays
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Remember like a few years ago
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every other boy was named Jason
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and the girls were all named Brittany
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I'm about to rearrange the cosmos
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and the one schlemiel who can louse it up
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is waltzing around in the woods
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Movie Summary
The son of Zeus and Hera is stripped of his immortality as an infant and must become a true hero in order to reclaim it.


