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Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: So, around the time of the American Revolution, marriage was something equal to a dictatorship. But nowadays, thank goodness, it resembles something closer to, shall we say, a democracy. Although not yet "a more perfect union." You see, most couples like to think of marriage as being together in the same boat, doing everything together in the same boat. Fight and make love, and stop making love, and fighting some more, and then coming together and doing it all over again. Mostly fighting for their individual space, fighting to be heard, fighting for their identity. I like to call it fighting over the rudder, all while their boat is floating down the river of life. Possibly headed for the falls, but most couples find solace in this idea of being in the same boat, because if the boat sinks, they go down together.
Richard: Margaret, I can't believe you brought your shrink into our home...
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: Oh, I'm not a psychiatrist.
Richard: Well, what are you?
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: I'm a life coach.
Richard: Even better.
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: A fully accredited holistic health practitioner.
Richard: Margaret, I can't believe that you brought this quack life coach into our home.
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: It was my suggestion, considering your reluctance to do the work. My reluctance to...
Richard: What is your name again?
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: Gilbert Moore, CHHP. You can call me Gil.
Richard: Well, Gilbert Moore, CHHP, get to the point.
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: I think you two belong in separate boats.
Richard: Get the fuck out of my house!
Richard: Margaret, I can't believe you brought your shrink into our home...
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: Oh, I'm not a psychiatrist.
Richard: Well, what are you?
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: I'm a life coach.
Richard: Even better.
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: A fully accredited holistic health practitioner.
Richard: Margaret, I can't believe that you brought this quack life coach into our home.
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: It was my suggestion, considering your reluctance to do the work. My reluctance to...
Richard: What is your name again?
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: Gilbert Moore, CHHP. You can call me Gil.
Richard: Well, Gilbert Moore, CHHP, get to the point.
Oilbert Moore, C.H.H.P: I think you two belong in separate boats.
Richard: Get the fuck out of my house!
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So around the time of the American Revolution
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marriage was something equal to a dictatorship
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But nowadays thank goodness it resembles something closer to
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shall we say a democracy
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Although not yet a more perfect union
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You see most couples like to think of marriage
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as being together in the same boat
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doing everything together in the same boat
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Fight and make love
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and stop making love and fighting some more
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and then coming together and doing it all over again
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Mostly fighting for their individual space
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fighting to be heard fighting for their identity
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I like to call it fighting over the rudder
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all while their boat is floating down the river of life
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Possibly headed for the falls but most couples find solace
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in this idea of being in the same boat
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because if the boat sinks they go down together
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Margaret I can't believe
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you brought your shrink into our home
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Oh I'm not a psychiatrist
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Well what are you
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I'm a life coach
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Even better
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A fully accredited holistic health practitioner
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Margaret I can't believe that you brought
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this quack life coach into our home
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It was my suggestion
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considering your reluctance to do the work
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My reluctance to
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What is your name again
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Gilbert Moore CHHP
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You can call me Gil
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Well Gilbert Moore CHHP get to the point
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I think you two belong in separate boats
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Get the fuck out of my house
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Movie Summary
A generational story about families and the special place they inhabit, sharing in love, loss, laughter, and life.
