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Now, I know I don't need to tell any of you......that my cousin Paige is hot

He's Just Not That Into You

So enjoy the crab. And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard,it's the crab's hepatopancreas

He's Just Not That Into You • 2009

Now, I know I don't needto tell any of you......that my cousin Paige is hot. In high school, if I told the popular guysthat Paige was my cousin......it'd keep mefrom getting my ass kicked......because no one wantedto blow their chances with her. And when she gets up thereand says those marriage vows to Devon......there will be hearts breakingall over the world. MAN: Hear, hear.WOMAN:That's sweet. But, you know, keep in mindthat her sister Beth is still on the market. Yeah, sure, she may be an older model......but she got a lot of good milesleft in that tank. But don't stay on the lot too long......or next year's models are gonnaslip in there and steal all... Okay, that's enough of the speeches. Okay. KEN:So enjoy the crab. And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard,it's the crab's hepatopancreas

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Now I know I don't need to tell any of you

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that my cousin Paige is hot

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ALL LAUGHING

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In high school if I told the popular guys that Paige was my cousin

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it'd keep me from getting my ass kicked

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because no one wanted to blow their chances with her

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ALL LAUGHING

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And when she gets up there and says those marriage vows to Devon

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there will be hearts breaking all over the world

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MAN Hear hear WOMAN That's sweet

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But you know keep in mind that her sister Beth is still on the market

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Yeah sure she may be an older model

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but she got a lot of good miles left in that tank

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But don't stay on the lot too long

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or next year's models are gonna slip in there and steal all

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Okay that's enough of the speeches

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Okay

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KEN So enjoy the crab

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And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard it's the crab's hepatopancreas

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و الآن لا داعي لأن أخبركم بهذا أن إبنة عمي بيج مثيرة

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في المدرسة الثانوية عندما أخبرت الطلبة الأقوياء أن بيج إبنة عمي

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فكانوا يقومون بحمايتي من الضرب حتى لا يفقدوا فرصتهم معها

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وعندما ستقف هناك و تتلو عهود الزواج ل ديفين

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سيكون هذا محطما للقلوب في كل أنحاء العالم

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ولكن سأضع في رأسي أن أختها بيث مازالت متاحة

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ربما قد كانت عارضة قديمة ولكنها مازال لديها الكثير

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و لكن لا تبتعدي كثيرا يا بيث و إلا العارضة التالية سأمارس الجنس معها

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حسنا إكتفينا من الخطابات

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لذا إستمتعوا بسرطان البحر

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و هذه المادة الصفراء ليست خردل إنها بنكرياس السرطان

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Je sais qu'il est inutile que je dise à tous ceux qui sont là

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que ma cousine Paige est vraiment sexy

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Au collège il suffisait que je dise

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à tous les gars populaires que Paige était ma cousine

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pour que personne ne me botte les fesses

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parce que personne ne voulait perdre ses chances avec elle

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Et quand elle se lèvera

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et qu'elle prononcera ses voeux de mariage pour Devon

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il y aura plein de coeurs brisés tout autour du monde

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Oh charmant Ici aussi

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Ils sont mignons Merci

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Mais rappelez vous que sa soeur Beth est toujours sur le marché

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Oui bien sûr c'est un modèle

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un peu plus ancien mais il reste

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quelques bons kilomètres sous le capot

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Mais ne reste pas au garage trop longtemps Bethie

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parce que très vite les modèles de l'année vont arriver

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et ils vont te O K Ça va t'as assez parlé

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O K Régalez vous avec le crabe

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Et ce truc jaune n'est pas de la moutarde forte

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c'est son hépatopancréas

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Sekarang aku tahu aku tak perlu mengatakan pada kalian semua

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kalau sepupuku Paige itu seksi

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Saat SMU jika aku bilang pada cowok top disekolah kalau Paige itu sepupuku

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itu akan membuatku terhindar dari masalah

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karena mereka tak ingin kehilangan kesempatan kencan dengannya

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Dan ketika dia mengucapkan janji pernikahan bersama Devon

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akan ada banyak pria yang patah hati diseluruh dunia

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Dengar dengar Manisnya

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Tapi asal kalian tahu ingatlah kalau kakaknya Beth masih berada dipasaran

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Ya tentu dia mungkin lebih tua

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tapi dia masih punya sesuatu yang tersisa

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Tapi jangan tunggu terlalu lama

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atau tahun depan seleranya berubah

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Oke cukup pidatonya

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Baiklah

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Nikmati kepitingnya

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Dan yang kuning itu bukan sawi yang pedas And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard itu hepatopancreas kepiting

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Знаю я не должен вам говорить

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что моя кузина Пэйдж сексапильная

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В школе если я говорил популярным парням что Пэйдж моя кузина

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меня никто не трогал

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ведь никто не хотел испортить с ней отношения

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И когда она пойдет туда и принесет брачный обет Девону

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загрустят многие парни по всему миру

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Это точно Как мило

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Но знаете имейте в виду что ее сестра Бет все еще продается

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Да конечно может она и более старая модель

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но в том бензобаке еще много миль

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Но не оставайся так уж долго на стоянке

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или модели будущего года придут и украдут все

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Ладно хватит речей

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Ладно

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Приятного аппетита

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То желтое это не горчица это гепатопанкреас краба

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Bien se que no tengo que decirles que mi prima Page está buena

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En secundaria si le decia a los tipos populares que Page era mi prima

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me evitaba que me pateen por que se prederias de ella

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Y cuando ella suba y diga el gran si

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Habran corazones rotos por todo el mundo

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Pero afortunadamente su hermana Beth aun esta en el mercado

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Se que es la mayor pero creo que le queda mucho por dar

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Pero no esperes mucho que la gracia no es eterna

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Bien es suficiente con los discursos

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Asi que disfruten del cangrejo

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Pero no abusen que luego lo lastimará su pancreas

Available in 6 languages

Duration

60 seconds

Views

35

Timestamp in Movie

00:55:54

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Flower Films,Warner Bros. Pictures,New Line Cinema

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Movie Summary

This Baltimore-set movie of interconnecting story arcs deals with the challenges of reading or misreading human behavior.