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Barry:
Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass, let's go. Dick:
Oh, I can't meet you guys at the club tonight. Barry:
Why? [Dick smiles] Barry:
Who are you going to see? Dick:
[grins bashfully]
Nobody. Barry:
Rob! Loooky-looky! Dick, are you gettin' some? [Dick pauses] Barry:
Oh-ho-ho! Un-fucking-believable! Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? What rational explanation can there possibly be? What's her name? Dick:
Anaugh. Barry:
Anna? Anaconda? Dick:
Anaugh Moss. Barry:
[laughing]
Anna M-ha-ha-oss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly? The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station? Dick:
Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and I told her... Barry:
Oh, man, finally! *Anna!* That's great, Dick! Really! Smoke that ass!
Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass, let's go. Dick:
Oh, I can't meet you guys at the club tonight. Barry:
Why? [Dick smiles] Barry:
Who are you going to see? Dick:
[grins bashfully]
Nobody. Barry:
Rob! Loooky-looky! Dick, are you gettin' some? [Dick pauses] Barry:
Oh-ho-ho! Un-fucking-believable! Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? What rational explanation can there possibly be? What's her name? Dick:
Anaugh. Barry:
Anna? Anaconda? Dick:
Anaugh Moss. Barry:
[laughing]
Anna M-ha-ha-oss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly? The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station? Dick:
Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and I told her... Barry:
Oh, man, finally! *Anna!* That's great, Dick! Really! Smoke that ass!
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Hey it's half past a monkey's ass Let's go
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I can't meet you guys at the club tonight
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Why
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Who are you going to see Nobody
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Rob Lookie lookie Dick are you getting some
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LAUGHS Un fucking believable
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Dick's got a hot date How did this happen
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What rational explanation can there possibly be
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What's her name
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Anaugh Anaugh Anaugh Conda
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Anaugh Moss LAUGHS Anaugh Moss
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Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy
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And you met this bruiser where exactly
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The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station
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Um here She asked me about the new Green Day album and
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Oh man Finally Anaugh
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That's great Dick Really smoke that ass
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Movie Summary
When record store owner Rob Gordon gets dumped by his girlfriend, Laura, because he hasn't changed since they met, he revisits his top five breakups of all time in an attempt to figure out what went wrong. As Rob seeks out his former lovers to find out why they left, he keeps up his efforts to win Laura back.

