Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass, let's go. Oh, I can't meet you guys at the club...
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Barry:
Hey, it's half past a monkey's ass, let's go.
Dick:
Oh, I can't meet you guys at the club tonight.
Barry:
Why?
[Dick smiles]
Barry:
Who are you going to see?
Dick:
[grins bashfully]
Nobody.
Barry:
Rob! Loooky-looky! Dick, are you gettin' some?
[Dick pauses]
Barry:
Oh-ho-ho! Un-fucking-believable! Dick's got a hot date! How did this happen, Dick? What rational explanation can there possibly be? What's her name?
Dick:
Anaugh.
Barry:
Anna? Anaconda?
Dick:
Anaugh Moss.
Barry:
[laughing]
Anna M-ha-ha-oss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly? The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station?
Dick:
Um, here. She asked me about the new Green Day album, and I told her...
Barry:
Oh, man, finally! *Anna!* That's great, Dick! Really! Smoke that ass!
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Hey it's half past a monkey's ass Let's go
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I can't meet you guys at the club tonight
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Why
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Who are you going to see Nobody
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Rob Lookie lookie Dick are you getting some
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LAUGHS Un fucking believable
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Dick's got a hot date How did this happen
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What rational explanation can there possibly be
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What's her name
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Anaugh Anaugh Anaugh Conda
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Anaugh Moss LAUGHS Anaugh Moss
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Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy
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And you met this bruiser where exactly
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The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station
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Um here She asked me about the new Green Day album and
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Oh man Finally Anaugh
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That's great Dick Really smoke that ass
Clip duration: 58 seconds
Views: 614
Timestamp in movie: 01h 15m 59s
Uploaded: 01 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance, music
Summary: When record store owner Rob Gordon gets dumped by his girlfriend, Laura, because he hasn't changed since they met, he revisits his top five breakups of all time in an attempt to figure out what went wrong. As Rob seeks out his former lovers to find out why they left, he keeps up his efforts to win Laura back.
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00:08 Top Five Records
00:50 That's not obvious enough Rob
01:00 Top Five Dream Jobs
00:53 I own this store called Champions Vinyl
00:11 I never thought I'd say this
00:20 What would it mean to you
00:26 Laura didn't even want to get married
00:57 I was crazy about you
00:30 I'm too tired not to be with you
00:28 I could've wound up having sex back there
00:17 I became convinced that she was going to leave me for one of...
00:21 I didn't know it was classified information
00:17 Let's get it on
00:07 What if I was doing something that can't be cancelled
00:14 About 15 pounds
00:18 I guess I never got over Charlie
00:13 Is that Peter fucking Frampton
00:14 All I'm saying is
00:17 I think its okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same...
00:09 I'm okay if that's what's upsetting you