No, Jack, we're having problems in OUR relationship
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Jack:
[reading from a book]
"A ghost may not tup with a human." So this means a ghost cannot make love with a human being. Oh, my God! Jack:
[as Sharon enters the room]
Mary? Sharon:
[annoyed]
Who's Mary? Who's this Mary? Jack:
She's a woman. She's a ghost. Sharon:
[upset]
Oh, Jack, don't start this ghost stuff again. Jack:
She's someone I care about. It's funny how you can care. I think I'm falling in love... Sharon:
Jack, don't stand there and tell me that you're having an affair with a goddamn ghost. Jack:
Well, I am! Sharon:
[mad]
That's it! Your lawyer, my lawyer -- and I hope your ghost has a lawyer, because I want to meet him. Jack:
[the 2 ghosts appear]
Here she is! This is Mary the ghost. And that's Martin the ghost! Sharon:
That's the man that was in my bathtub! Jack:
[Jack and Sharon are witnessing Mary and Martin's fatal argument]
They're having problems in their relationship. Sharon:
No, Jack, we're having problems in OUR relationship
[reading from a book]
"A ghost may not tup with a human." So this means a ghost cannot make love with a human being. Oh, my God! Jack:
[as Sharon enters the room]
Mary? Sharon:
[annoyed]
Who's Mary? Who's this Mary? Jack:
She's a woman. She's a ghost. Sharon:
[upset]
Oh, Jack, don't start this ghost stuff again. Jack:
She's someone I care about. It's funny how you can care. I think I'm falling in love... Sharon:
Jack, don't stand there and tell me that you're having an affair with a goddamn ghost. Jack:
Well, I am! Sharon:
[mad]
That's it! Your lawyer, my lawyer -- and I hope your ghost has a lawyer, because I want to meet him. Jack:
[the 2 ghosts appear]
Here she is! This is Mary the ghost. And that's Martin the ghost! Sharon:
That's the man that was in my bathtub! Jack:
[Jack and Sharon are witnessing Mary and Martin's fatal argument]
They're having problems in their relationship. Sharon:
No, Jack, we're having problems in OUR relationship
Full Transcript
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A ghost may not tup with a human
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So this means a ghost cannot make love with a human being
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Oh my God
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Mary
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Who's Mary
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Oh she Who's this Mary
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She's a woman She's a ghost
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Jack don't start this ghost stuff again No she's a woman ghost
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She's someone I care about and What
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It's funny how you can care I think I'm falling
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Jack don't stand there and tell me that you're having an affair with a goddamn ghost
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Wait a minute give me a chance No that's it Your lawyer my lawyer
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And I hope the ghost has a lawyer because I want to meet him
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Here she is this is Mary No Martin
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This is Mary Mary the ghost So you wee harlot
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No Martin no Not tup with me eh
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That's Martin That's the man that was in my bathtub
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That's Martin the ghost
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Yeah and see he's gonna come over he's gonna throw her on the bed here
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He's gigantic That's Martin the ghost
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They're having problems in their relationship
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No Jack we're having problems in our relationship
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Movie Summary
When a hotelier attempts to fill the chronic vacancies at his castle by launching an advertising campaign that falsely portrays the property as haunted, two actual ghosts show up and end up falling for two guests.
Actors
Jack
Sharon
