No, but if I were you I wouldn't make any long-term plans!
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[Sharon is flossing her teeth, seemingly unaware of Jack's presence] Jack:
Now that I'm dead, I thought I'd let you know. You're as cold as a penguin on an iceberg. You're a dwarf. Yeah, clean those choppers so you can chew up the next jerk that comes along. Jack:
[Sharon slaps him]
I'm not dead? Sharon:
No, but if I were you I wouldn't make any long-term plans!
Now that I'm dead, I thought I'd let you know. You're as cold as a penguin on an iceberg. You're a dwarf. Yeah, clean those choppers so you can chew up the next jerk that comes along. Jack:
[Sharon slaps him]
I'm not dead? Sharon:
No, but if I were you I wouldn't make any long-term plans!
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As long as I'm dead I might as well tell you
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You've got all the warmth of a penguin on an iceberg
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Yeah
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You're a dwarf
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Yeah you better clean those choppers real good
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so they can chew up the next jerk who comes along huh
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I'm not dead
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No but if I were you I wouldn't make any long range plans
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Movie Summary
When a hotelier attempts to fill the chronic vacancies at his castle by launching an advertising campaign that falsely portrays the property as haunted, two actual ghosts show up and end up falling for two guests.
Actors
Jack
Sharon
