And it felt good! I should've known it wasn't you!

Sharon:

[she is standing in the bathtub, taking a shower; the ghost of Martin appears behind her]
Jack, is that you? Sharon:
[she thinks she is talking to her hubby Jack]
God, I don't know what happened to me, but I feel zonked. I've got pains all over my body. Could you rub my back? Sharon:
[she thinks Jack is too scared to touch her, because they just had an argument]
Well, go on, Jack. I won't bite. Sharon:
[the ghost of Martin gives her a sensual back-rub; Sharon gets turned on]
Oh, Jack, you never did it like THAT before. Mmmmm. Martin Brogan:
[keeps massaging her body, talking softly to himself]
Saint Patrick. Saint Jude. Saint Columcille. Sharon:
[turns around to see a ghost; scared, she screams]
Oh! Jack! Jack:
[runs over to her, she is in the bathtub but the ghost is gone]
Honey, what is it? Sharon:
[almost hysterical]
Where have you been? There was a MAN in my bathtub! A big, giant man, and he's scrubbing my back. Sharon:
[insultingly]
And it felt good! I should've known it wasn't you!