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Martin Brogan:
That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies. Sharon:
You were going to stab your wife with a sword, you pig. Martin Brogan:
Ah, sure, that's no big thing. I do it every night. Sharon:
Oh, and I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal either. Martin Brogan:
[backs Sharon against a wall]
Sure, it's a grand thing if the wife happens to be you. [leans in for a kiss] Sharon:
[moves away]
You dirty peeping Tom. Martin Brogan:
My name's not Thomas. It's Martin. Martin Brogan:
[getting turned on by Sharon]
Oh, God. Here, give us a wee skelp before... Martin Brogan:
[Sharon is about to kick him in the nuts again]
No, not again! You're a wily vixen, aren't ya? Martin Brogan:
[getting turned on by Sharon]
Oh, God, what a woman. Sharon:
[getting horny]
You're not so bad yourself
That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies. Sharon:
You were going to stab your wife with a sword, you pig. Martin Brogan:
Ah, sure, that's no big thing. I do it every night. Sharon:
Oh, and I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal either. Martin Brogan:
[backs Sharon against a wall]
Sure, it's a grand thing if the wife happens to be you. [leans in for a kiss] Sharon:
[moves away]
You dirty peeping Tom. Martin Brogan:
My name's not Thomas. It's Martin. Martin Brogan:
[getting turned on by Sharon]
Oh, God. Here, give us a wee skelp before... Martin Brogan:
[Sharon is about to kick him in the nuts again]
No, not again! You're a wily vixen, aren't ya? Martin Brogan:
[getting turned on by Sharon]
Oh, God, what a woman. Sharon:
[getting horny]
You're not so bad yourself
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That was a dirty trick wasn't it hey
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Hey Kicking me right in the bahookies
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Well you were gonna stab your wife with a sword you pig
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Sure that's no big thing I do it every night
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And I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal either
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Sure it's a grand thing if the wife happens to be you
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You dirty peeping Tom My name is not Tom it's Martin
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Oh Mary
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Oh Mary I'm sorry darling
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What have I done to you
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What have I done
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Oh God Oh God Here give us a wee skelp before I vanish
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No no no not again
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Jeez you're a way wee vixen aren't you
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Oh Lord what have I done
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Oh God what have I done
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Oh God what a woman
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You're not so bad yourself
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Movie Summary
When a hotelier attempts to fill the chronic vacancies at his castle by launching an advertising campaign that falsely portrays the property as haunted, two actual ghosts show up and end up falling for two guests.

