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Peter Plunkett:
[speaking to the ghost of his father in the office]
What did you have to give me this place for? You knew I was an incompetent! All I wanted to be was happily useless. You made me miserably useless. What did you give me this place for? [starts throwing papers up into the air] Peter Plunkett:
baths to run, bills to be paid, and then dying on me, just like that! Most people give some warning, you know. Premature senility, angina, gout, bed-ridden for years... but not you. Oh, no, no, no. Healthy as an old goat, you pop off one day in the orchard. And what then? Not a god-damned word, not a whisper? Did it never occur to you I might need some advice?... I missed you Daddy Plunkett Senior:
Aww! Give your daddy a hug... [goes to hug his father, and falls through him, landing on the floor] Plunkett Senior:
Oh, sorry. Peter
[speaking to the ghost of his father in the office]
What did you have to give me this place for? You knew I was an incompetent! All I wanted to be was happily useless. You made me miserably useless. What did you give me this place for? [starts throwing papers up into the air] Peter Plunkett:
baths to run, bills to be paid, and then dying on me, just like that! Most people give some warning, you know. Premature senility, angina, gout, bed-ridden for years... but not you. Oh, no, no, no. Healthy as an old goat, you pop off one day in the orchard. And what then? Not a god-damned word, not a whisper? Did it never occur to you I might need some advice?... I missed you Daddy Plunkett Senior:
Aww! Give your daddy a hug... [goes to hug his father, and falls through him, landing on the floor] Plunkett Senior:
Oh, sorry. Peter
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You made me miserably useless giving me this place
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Staff to run bills to be paid
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And then dying on me just like that
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Most people give some warning you know
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Premature senility angina gout bedridden for years
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But not you Oh no no no Healthy as an old goat
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you pop off one day in the orchard and what then
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Not a goddamn word not a whisper
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Did it never occur to you that I might need some advice
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That I might miss you
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Oh Peter I never thought that
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It's true you old ghost
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I missed you Daddy
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Give your daddy a hug
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Oh Sorry Peter
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Movie Summary
When a hotelier attempts to fill the chronic vacancies at his castle by launching an advertising campaign that falsely portrays the property as haunted, two actual ghosts show up and end up falling for two guests.

