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His Dark Materials

He got me. So Vlad goes,"Would you like to masturbate in the cup?" I said, "I'm good,but...

[audience laughing] He got me. So Vlad goes,
"Would you like to masturbate in the cup?" I said, "I'm good,
but I'm not ready for competition yet." [audience laughing]

Full Transcript

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[audience laughing]
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He got me. So Vlad goes, "Would you like to masturbate in the cup?"
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I said, "I'm good, but I'm not ready for competition yet."
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[audience laughing]
Duration
12 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:29
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
adventure, drama, fantasy
Production
Tai Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young girl is destined to liberate her world from the grip of the Magisterium which represses people's ties to magic and their animal spirits known as daemons.
S01 • E06 Do something or do nothing. - His Dark Materials 00:04
Do something or do nothing.
S01 • E03 - Pan. - I saw it. - His Dark Materials 00:18
- Pan. - I saw it.
S01 • E02 Scary things? Fun things? Interesting things? - His Dark Materials 00:06
Scary things? Fun things? Interesting things?
S01 • E06 Do nothing, - His Dark Materials 00:08
Do nothing,
S01 • E03 - How'd you know it was me? - I could smell your hair slick. - His Dark Materials 00:04
- How'd you know it was me? - I could smell your hair s...
S01 • E08 Lyra... - His Dark Materials 00:06
Lyra...
S01 • E04 And then Vlad takes me off to... They've got a room in the doctor's office - His Dark Materials 00:07
And then Vlad takes me off to... They've got a room in ...
S01 • E05 I know we should help him, - His Dark Materials 00:05
I know we should help him,
S01 • E03 If you don't tell me where you're going, Tony Costa, - His Dark Materials 00:07
If you don't tell me where you're going, Tony Cost...
S03 • E02 - What happened? - She's a liar. - His Dark Materials 00:24
- What happened? - She's a liar.
S03 • E07 Stay here and hide. - His Dark Materials 00:07
Stay here and hide.
S01 • E02 We don't always feel the need to have our daemons - His Dark Materials 00:05
We don't always feel the need to have our daemons
S01 • E02 Two worlds, both alike in so many ways, - His Dark Materials 00:05
Two worlds, both alike in so many ways,
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - His Dark Materials 00:15
[audience laughs]
S01 • E01 ALL: Benedic, Domine. - His Dark Materials 00:31
ALL: Benedic, Domine.
S01 • E06 The doctor said if you leave the doors open, - His Dark Materials 00:05
The doctor said if you leave the doors open,
S01 • E02 You might be better to think about what your world can do for this one. - His Dark Materials 00:05
You might be better to think about what your world can do fo...
S01 • E03 But he's old and frightened, so we think there's more to find out. - His Dark Materials 00:05
But he's old and frightened, so we think there's m...
S01 • E08 Thank you... - His Dark Materials 00:12
Thank you...
S01 • E03 Benjamin says she was talking about plans, - His Dark Materials 00:06
Benjamin says she was talking about plans,