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His Dark Materials

"I don't like it.It's pointy, and it spat at me." I had sex with a lesbian once.Well, she...

"I don't like it.
It's pointy, and it spat at me." [audience laughing] I had sex with a lesbian once.
Well, she is now

Full Transcript

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"I don't like it. It's pointy, and it spat at me."
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[audience laughing]
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I had sex with a lesbian once. Well, she is now.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:57
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
adventure, drama, fantasy
Production
Tai Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young girl is destined to liberate her world from the grip of the Magisterium which represses people's ties to magic and their animal spirits known as daemons.
S01 • E08 LYRA: I can't do this, Pan! - His Dark Materials 00:09
LYRA: I can't do this, Pan!
S01 • E02 [DOOR RUMBLES] - His Dark Materials 00:13
[DOOR RUMBLES]
S01 • E04 [audience laughs] - His Dark Materials 00:06
[audience laughs]
S01 • E02 Lyra, I don't think she's been looking for Roger at all. - His Dark Materials 00:05
Lyra, I don't think she's been looking for Roger a...
S01 • E06 Is that all you've got? - His Dark Materials 00:17
Is that all you've got?
S01 • E06 All right, children. Let's not get excited now. - His Dark Materials 00:04
All right, children. Let's not get excited now.
S01 • E04 You would know she was a lesbian from 400 yards. - His Dark Materials 00:04
You would know she was a lesbian from 400 yards.
S01 • E05 Because if you can remove someone's soul, - His Dark Materials 00:06
Because if you can remove someone's soul,
S01 • E02 What were those Magisterium officials doing here? - His Dark Materials 00:04
What were those Magisterium officials doing here?
S01 • E04 She's all tatted up, got the sleeve, the short hair, - His Dark Materials 00:06
She's all tatted up, got the sleeve, the short hair,
S03 • E02 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. - His Dark Materials 00:05
Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
S03 • E04 We must find the Intention Craft. - His Dark Materials 00:11
We must find the Intention Craft.
S01 • E05 Yeah, our furry friend here doesn't deal too well with emotion. - His Dark Materials 00:05
Yeah, our furry friend here doesn't deal too well with ...
S03 • E06 You're here. - His Dark Materials 00:30
You're here.
S01 • E07 Have you not listened to anything I've said? - His Dark Materials 00:04
Have you not listened to anything I've said?
S01 • E06 It wasn't my fault. I was just obeying orders. - His Dark Materials 00:05
It wasn't my fault. I was just obeying orders.
S01 • E06 Take that child. - His Dark Materials 00:13
Take that child.
S03 • E02 The Intention Craft works through clarity. - His Dark Materials 00:11
The Intention Craft works through clarity.
S01 • E04 You're not meant to ask, I asked... She's my age, late forties. - His Dark Materials 00:05
You're not meant to ask, I asked... She's my age, ...
S01 • E05 A good thing. I am proud of you. - His Dark Materials 00:05
A good thing. I am proud of you.