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His Dark Materials

I said, "Mom, stop masturbating." You're looking at me like,"Moms don't masturbate."...

I said, "Mom, stop masturbating." [audience laughing] You're looking at me like,
"Moms don't masturbate." Yeah, they do

Full Transcript

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I said, "Mom, stop masturbating."
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[audience laughing]
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You're looking at me like, "Moms don't masturbate." Yeah, they do.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:22
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
adventure, drama, fantasy
Production
Tai Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young girl is destined to liberate her world from the grip of the Magisterium which represses people's ties to magic and their animal spirits known as daemons.
S01 • E03 But I saw, in her study, plans, papers. - His Dark Materials 00:04
But I saw, in her study, plans, papers.
S03 • E06 What's happened? - His Dark Materials 00:26
What's happened?
S03 • E05 - Lyra. - There's nothing you can say. - His Dark Materials 00:31
- Lyra. - There's nothing you can say.
S01 • E02 I could never be that far away from you, Lyra. - His Dark Materials 00:09
I could never be that far away from you, Lyra.
S03 • E08 Who are you? - His Dark Materials 00:20
Who are you?
S01 • E08 Is there any proof for this heinous stain, - His Dark Materials 00:08
Is there any proof for this heinous stain,
S01 • E04 [audience laughing] - His Dark Materials 00:04
[audience laughing]
S01 • E06 It's either that or staying here and being... - His Dark Materials 00:04
It's either that or staying here and being...
S01 • E03 What are you looking for this time? - His Dark Materials 00:19
What are you looking for this time?
S01 • E08 We are to take it on faith and on the word of the Authority. - His Dark Materials 00:06
We are to take it on faith and on the word of the Authority.
S01 • E01 Who here will help guide Lyuba and Tony? - His Dark Materials 00:13
Who here will help guide Lyuba and Tony?
S01 • E04 You ever go home and there's no batteries in the TV remote? - His Dark Materials 00:05
You ever go home and there's no batteries in the TV rem...
S01 • E03 By order of the Magisterium, - His Dark Materials 00:10
By order of the Magisterium,
S01 • E06 When the time comes, I will sound the fire alarm. - His Dark Materials 00:04
When the time comes, I will sound the fire alarm.
S01 • E06 Get her daemon! - His Dark Materials 00:20
Get her daemon!
S01 • E04 [audience laughing] - His Dark Materials 00:04
[audience laughing]
S03 • E01 Lyra, I'm here! - His Dark Materials 00:24
Lyra, I'm here!
S01 • E06 Get everyone together in their snow suits and be ready. - His Dark Materials 00:05
Get everyone together in their snow suits and be ready.
S03 • E03 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - His Dark Materials 00:26
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
S01 • E08 Dust is an elementary particle that we can record, measure, study. - His Dark Materials 00:06
Dust is an elementary particle that we can record, measure, ...