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His Dark Materials

I said, "You've never been with a man,how'd you know you wouldn't like it?" She said,...

His Dark Materials • S01E04 • 2019

I said, "You've never been with a man,
how'd you know you wouldn't like it?" She said, "You've never had a dick in you,
how do you know you wouldn't like it?" I said, "Because I've never fucked myself
with a plastic dick." [audience laughing] She said, "Never?" [audience laughing] I said, "Let's get a drink.
We're being silly." [audience laughing] I go to a nurse...
Any nurses in? We got nurses?

Full Transcript

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I said, "You've never been with a man, how'd you know you wouldn't like it?"

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She said, "You've never had a dick in you, how do you know you wouldn't like it?"

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I said, "Because I've never fucked myself with a plastic dick."

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[audience laughing]

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She said, "Never?"

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[audience laughing]

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I said, "Let's get a drink. We're being silly."

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[audience laughing]

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I go to a nurse... Any nurses in? We got nurses?

Duration

29 seconds

Views

37

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:40

Uploaded

Jun 13, 2025

Season

1

Episode

4

Genres

adventure, drama, fantasy

Production

Tai Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A young girl is destined to liberate her world from the grip of the Magisterium which represses people's ties to magic and their animal spirits known as daemons.