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"History of the World: Part I" quotes

History of the World: Part I poster
Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.

Director: Mel Brooks
Writer: Mel Brooks
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, history, musical
Year: 1981
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $31,672,907
Released: 12 Jun 1981
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

70 video clips

MosesJosephusSwiftusCitizen Official - The French RevolutionDole Office ClerkEmpress NymphoMadame DefargeMarcus VindictusCount De MonetNothing Vendor - The French RevolutionBearnaiseJesus - The Roman EmpireMademoiselle RimbaudPrehistoric ManGladiator - The Roman EmpireMiriamEmperor NeroNarratorInsolent FlunkyEntrepreneur - The Roman EmpireRat Vendor - The French Revolution
Ten commandments for all to obey - History of the World: Part I 00:24 Ten commandments for all to obey Do I have any openings that this man might fit - History of the World: Part I 00:31 Do I have any openings that this man might fit Don't ever say that to the Fuzz - History of the World: Part I 00:48 Don't ever say that to the Fuzz Have you heard of this new sect - History of the World: Part I 00:32 Have you heard of this new sect Give to Oedipus - History of the World: Part I 00:14 Give to Oedipus Stand up philosopher - History of the World: Part I 00:28 Stand up philosopher It's good to be the king - History of the World: Part I 00:04 It's good to be the king Don't be saucy with me Bearnaise - History of the World: Part I 00:05 Don't be saucy with me Bearnaise How can ensnare you - History of the World: Part I 00:21 How can ensnare you All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me - History of the World: Part I 00:23 All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me We do not even have a language - History of the World: Part I 00:16 We do not even have a language You look like the piss boy - History of the World: Part I 00:08 You look like the piss boy When suddenly these goys break down my walls - History of the World: Part I 00:21 When suddenly these goys break down my walls Or lived like a king - History of the World: Part I 00:38 Or lived like a king Could you please step on the same foot at the same time - History of the World: Part I 00:12 Could you please step on the same foot at the same time Knight jumps queen - History of the World: Part I 00:14 Knight jumps queen Don't you know your right flank from your left flank - History of the World: Part I 00:11 Don't you know your right flank from your left flank Boy you are nuts N V T S nuts - History of the World: Part I 00:06 Boy you are nuts N V T S nuts It is said that the people are revolting - History of the World: Part I 00:09 It is said that the people are revolting Execution execution execution execution execution ex Tough guy - History of the World: Part I 00:07 Execution execution execution execution execution ex Tough... I was sitting in a temple - History of the World: Part I 00:22 I was sitting in a temple When you die at the palace - History of the World: Part I 00:08 When you die at the palace No Leave us alone - History of the World: Part I 00:21 No Leave us alone Put on your no entry signs - History of the World: Part I 00:13 Put on your no entry signs See Hitler on ice - History of the World: Part I 00:05 See Hitler on ice I don't like your cuffs - History of the World: Part I 00:20 I don't like your cuffs Seize him Oh seize this honkus - History of the World: Part I 00:29 Seize him Oh seize this honkus He's a eunuch - History of the World: Part I 00:34 He's a eunuch The Roman Empire - History of the World: Part I 00:08 The Roman Empire I said pretty please - History of the World: Part I 00:08 I said pretty please What country are you from - History of the World: Part I 00:12 What country are you from You are pissing on my shoe - History of the World: Part I 00:07 You are pissing on my shoe Did you try to kill last week - History of the World: Part I 00:18 Did you try to kill last week Torquemada Do not implore him for compassion - History of the World: Part I 00:18 Torquemada Do not implore him for compassion Pawn threatens bishop - History of the World: Part I 00:09 Pawn threatens bishop How did you get here from the Roman Empire - History of the World: Part I 00:10 How did you get here from the Roman Empire We are now armed with mighty joint - History of the World: Part I 00:08 We are now armed with mighty joint I was raised in a convent - History of the World: Part I 00:32 I was raised in a convent What are you looking for - History of the World: Part I 00:08 What are you looking for Goodbye head Hello balls - History of the World: Part I 00:05 Goodbye head Hello balls Let's make their big head so hard - History of the World: Part I 00:07 Let's make their big head so hard Lackey Count de Money - History of the World: Part I 00:10 Lackey Count de Money What a beautiful name - History of the World: Part I 00:19 What a beautiful name The Count Da Money - History of the World: Part I 00:07 The Count Da Money You men go northward - History of the World: Part I 00:09 You men go northward One more thing Wait If we do escape will you come with us - History of the World: Part I 00:06 One more thing Wait If we do escape will you come with us I'm not the king - History of the World: Part I 00:09 I'm not the king Do not implore him for compassion - History of the World: Part I 00:18 Do not implore him for compassion What did he say - History of the World: Part I 00:12 What did he say Everything's so green - History of the World: Part I 00:05 Everything's so green I've penetrated into the farthest - History of the World: Part I 00:28 I've penetrated into the farthest Wait for the shake - History of the World: Part I 00:04 Wait for the shake Sir the king is playing chess - History of the World: Part I 00:08 Sir the king is playing chess Now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet - History of the World: Part I 00:07 Now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet It's the latest invention to hit Rome - History of the World: Part I 00:21 It's the latest invention to hit Rome Here wash this - History of the World: Part I 00:04 Here wash this What fool put a carpet on the wall - History of the World: Part I 00:04 What fool put a carpet on the wall The people of France - History of the World: Part I 00:05 The people of France Thou art mortal - History of the World: Part I 00:12 Thou art mortal Get the horses - History of the World: Part I 00:14 Get the horses We've got to get out of Rome - History of the World: Part I 00:07 We've got to get out of Rome Get your columns here - History of the World: Part I 00:26 Get your columns here The jig is up And gone - History of the World: Part I 00:06 The jig is up And gone I'm on my wine break - History of the World: Part I 00:05 I'm on my wine break I'm fighting with cardboard - History of the World: Part I 00:06 I'm fighting with cardboard Move that miserable piece of SHIT - History of the World: Part I 00:05 Move that miserable piece of SHIT You're the first white person I even considered liking - History of the World: Part I 00:05 You're the first white person I even considered ... I'm very excited about it It's a new concept It's called a centerfold - History of the World: Part I 00:07 I'm very excited about it It's a new concept... Are you all together or is it separate checks - History of the World: Part I 00:04 Are you all together or is it separate checks Nice dead rats for sale - History of the World: Part I 00:19 Nice dead rats for sale

Cast

Moses - Mel Brooks
Emperor Nero - Dom DeLuise
Empress Nympho - Madeline Kahn
Count de Monet - Harvey Korman
Madame Defarge - Cloris Leachman
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