...There he is! Seize him! Seize *this*, honkus! NO! Don't ever say that to the Fuzz!...
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Marcus Vindictus:
...There he is! Seize him!
Josephus:
[grabs crotch]
Seize *this*, honkus!
Comicus:
[confidentially]
NO! Don't ever say that to the Fuzz!
Marcus Vindictus:
Arrest him!
[His troops grab Josephus]
Marcus Vindictus:
Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
[onlookers raise their hands]
Marcus Vindictus:
Okay... You had your hand up first.
1st Onlooker:
Death by torture!
Marcus Vindictus:
No. You?
2nd Onlooker:
Crucifixion!
Marcus Vindictus:
Wrong. You?
3rd Onlooker:
They shove a living snake up your ass!
Marcus Vindictus:
Uh... no. But that's very creative.
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- Seize him.
- Oh, seize this Honkus.
- Oh, don't ever say that to the cops.
- Seize him.
Do you know the punishment for
a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
- I do.
- I do.
OK. You, you had your hand up first.
- Death by torture.
- No, you?
- Crucifixion.
- Wrong.
- You.
- They shove a living snake up your ass.
Oh no, but that's very creative, you.
- You.
- They send you to the lions.
- Right.
- No.
What do you mean, no? He was
right, they send him to the lions.
- It's the Empress.
- It's Nympho.
Move out that miserable piece of shit.
Clip duration: 48 seconds
Views: 2044
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, history, musical
Summary: Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.
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