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Don't ever say that to the Fuzz
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...There he is! Seize him! Seize *this*, honkus! NO! Don't ever say that to the Fuzz!...

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Marcus Vindictus: ...There he is! Seize him! Josephus: [grabs crotch] Seize *this*, honkus! Comicus: [confidentially] NO! Don't ever say that to the Fuzz! Marcus Vindictus: Arrest him! [His troops grab Josephus] Marcus Vindictus: Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen? [onlookers raise their hands] Marcus Vindictus: Okay... You had your hand up first. 1st Onlooker: Death by torture! Marcus Vindictus: No. You? 2nd Onlooker: Crucifixion! Marcus Vindictus: Wrong. You? 3rd Onlooker: They shove a living snake up your ass! Marcus Vindictus: Uh... no. But that's very creative.


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- Seize him. - Oh, seize this Honkus. - Oh, don't ever say that to the cops. - Seize him. Do you know the punishment for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen? - I do. - I do. OK. You, you had your hand up first. - Death by torture. - No, you? - Crucifixion. - Wrong. - You. - They shove a living snake up your ass. Oh no, but that's very creative, you. - You. - They send you to the lions. - Right. - No. What do you mean, no? He was right, they send him to the lions. - It's the Empress. - It's Nympho. Move out that miserable piece of shit.

Clip duration: 48 seconds
Views: 2044
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, history, musical
Summary: Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.


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