Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they...
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Comicus:
Have you heard of this new sect, the Christians? They are a laugh riot! First of all, they are so poor...
Swiftus:
How poor are they?
Comicus:
Thank you! They are so poor... that they only have *one* God!
[drumbeat, everyone laughs]
Comicus:
But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly.
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Have you heard about this new sect the Christians They are a laugh riot
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First of all they are so poor
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How poor are they Thank you
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They are so poor that they have only one god
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Romans are rich We got a god for everything
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Only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation
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But I hear that that's coming quickly
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 923
Timestamp in movie: 00h 26m 10s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, history, musical
Summary: Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.
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00:28 Stand up philosopher
00:04 It's good to be the king
00:31 Do I have any openings that this man might fit
00:23 All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me
00:16 We do not even have a language
00:21 How can ensnare you
00:08 You look like the piss boy
00:38 Or lived like a king
00:21 When suddenly these goys break down my walls
00:14 Knight jumps queen
00:12 Could you please step on the same foot at the same time
00:22 I was sitting in a temple
00:11 Don't you know your right flank from your left flank
00:48 Don't ever say that to the Fuzz
00:08 When you die at the palace
00:20 I don't like your cuffs
00:34 He's a eunuch
00:09 It is said that the people are revolting
00:10 How did you get here from the Roman Empire
00:08 We are now armed with mighty joint