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History of the World: Part I

I asked 'em nicely! I said pretty please! They wouldn't convert, so I'll bang on their...

Torquemada:
[singing]
I asked 'em nicely! I said pretty please! They wouldn't convert, so I'll bang on their knees!

Full Transcript

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Now I asked in a nice way I said pretty please
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I bent their ears now I'll work on their knees
Duration
8 seconds
Views
886
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:08
Uploaded
Dec 02, 2022
Genres
comedy, history, musical
Production
Brooksfilms,20th Century Fox

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Movie Summary

Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.
♪ Hey Torquemada, walk this way. ♪ - History of the World: Part I 00:16
♪ Hey Torquemada, walk this way. ♪
Put it in the car. - History of the World: Part I 00:24
Put it in the car.
Nice dead rats for sale - History of the World: Part I 00:19
Nice dead rats for sale
No, no, no, dumb scum. - History of the World: Part I 00:22
No, no, no, dumb scum.
Don't be saucy with me Bearnaise - History of the World: Part I 00:05
Don't be saucy with me Bearnaise
- Food. - Food. - History of the World: Part I 00:22
- Food. - Food.
I don't like your cuffs - History of the World: Part I 00:20
I don't like your cuffs
Lackey Count de Money - History of the World: Part I 00:10
Lackey Count de Money
Perfect, don't forget it, say it again. Monet. - History of the World: Part I 00:13
Perfect, don't forget it, say it again. Monet.
Sir the king is playing chess - History of the World: Part I 00:08
Sir the king is playing chess
It's your move Your Majesty. - History of the World: Part I 00:23
It's your move Your Majesty.
Pawn threatens bishop - History of the World: Part I 00:09
Pawn threatens bishop
Knight jumps queen - History of the World: Part I 00:14
Knight jumps queen
Keep searching, keep searching, you'll find it. - History of the World: Part I 00:07
Keep searching, keep searching, you'll find it.
You look familiar, who do you look like? - History of the World: Part I 00:13
You look familiar, who do you look like?
You are pissing on my shoe - History of the World: Part I 00:07
You are pissing on my shoe
- Pardon, pardon, pardon. - Yes? - History of the World: Part I 00:10
- Pardon, pardon, pardon. - Yes?
Wait for the shake, eh? - History of the World: Part I 00:26
Wait for the shake, eh?
Wait for the shake - History of the World: Part I 00:04
Wait for the shake
Now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet - History of the World: Part I 00:07
Now there's a naughty bit o' crumpet