Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I...
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Jacques:
Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, or lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king!
[He strides to the guillotine with dignity]
Citizen Official:
Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
Jacques:
None!
Citizen Official:
Have you any last request?
Jacques:
None!
Citizen Official:
Test the guillotine!
[Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy]
Jacques:
*Holy shit!* Uh, wait! Wait! Last request! I have a last request!
Citizen Official:
What is your last request?
Jacques:
Novocaine!
[the Official confers with the Executioner]
Citizen Official:
There is no such thing known to medical science!
Jacques:
I'll wait!
Transcript
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I may not have been born a king or lived like a king
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but I can die like a king
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Your Majesty You're next
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Do you require a blindfold None
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Have you any last words None
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Test the guillotine
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Holy shit Wait a minute wait a minute
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Last request last request What is your last request
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Novocaine Wait a moment
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There is no such thing known to medical science
Clip duration: 38 seconds
Views: 741
Timestamp in movie: 01h 24m 25s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, history, musical
Summary: Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.
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00:08 When you die at the palace
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