Occupation? Stand-up philosopher. What? Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of...
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Dole Office Clerk:
Occupation?
Comicus:
Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk:
What?
Comicus:
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk:
Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus:
*Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk:
Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus:
No.
Dole Office Clerk:
Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus:
Yes!
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Next Occupation
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Stand up philosopher What
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Stand up philosopher
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I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension
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Oh A bullshit artist
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Did you bullshit last week
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No
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Did you try to bullshit last week
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 1695
Timestamp in movie: 00h 12m 00s
Uploaded: 02 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, history, musical
Summary: Mel Brooks brings his one-of-a-kind comic touch to the history of mankind covering events from the Old Testament to the French Revolution in a series of episodic comedy vignettes.
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00:04 It's good to be the king
00:31 Do I have any openings that this man might fit
00:23 All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me
00:16 We do not even have a language
00:21 How can ensnare you
00:08 You look like the piss boy
00:38 Or lived like a king
00:21 When suddenly these goys break down my walls
00:14 Knight jumps queen
00:12 Could you please step on the same foot at the same time
00:22 I was sitting in a temple
00:11 Don't you know your right flank from your left flank
00:48 Don't ever say that to the Fuzz
00:08 When you die at the palace
00:20 I don't like your cuffs
00:34 He's a eunuch
00:09 It is said that the people are revolting
00:10 How did you get here from the Roman Empire
00:08 We are now armed with mighty joint
00:32 I was raised in a convent