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"Hitch" quotes

Hitch poster
A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Director: Andy Tennant
Writer: Kevin Bisch
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $179,495,555
Released: 11 Feb 2005
Awards: 4 wins & 24 nominations
Because with no guile and no game there's no girl - Hitch 00:06 Because with no guile and no game there's no girl I need you to wrap your head around this - Hitch 00:11 I need you to wrap your head around this Yeah That's what I said snow - Hitch 00:14 Yeah That's what I said snow You know honestly Never knew I could feel like this um - Hitch 00:30 You know honestly Never knew I could feel like this um Hey if he's stupid enough to cheat - Hitch 00:18 Hey if he's stupid enough to cheat I um This is weird I don't have me behind the door you know - Hitch 00:11 I um This is weird I don't have me behind the door you... Look I'm I'm really sorry - Hitch 00:15 Look I'm I'm really sorry That man would've sold his soul to make you happy - Hitch 00:08 That man would've sold his soul to make you happy I'm a vault baby Locked down - Hitch 00:04 I'm a vault baby Locked down Get out - Hitch 00:03 Get out Besides relationships are for people - Hitch 00:06 Besides relationships are for people Well you know like I uh always tell my clients - Hitch 00:08 Well you know like I uh always tell my clients Basic principles - Hitch 00:07 Basic principles So tonight when you're wondering what to say - Hitch 00:34 So tonight when you're wondering what to say Because that's what people do - Hitch 00:40 Because that's what people do So how'd you meet 'im - Hitch 00:34 So how'd you meet 'im Okay okay How much will it cost me to stay out of this - Hitch 00:27 Okay okay How much will it cost me to stay out of this That was shockingly awful What is the objective - Hitch 00:09 That was shockingly awful What is the objective You know what I can't really uh talk right now I'm kinda tied up - Hitch 00:36 You know what I can't really uh talk right now I'm... Coquille St Jacques Death on a leaf - Hitch 00:04 Coquille St Jacques Death on a leaf Did I call it or did I call it - Hitch 00:35 Did I call it or did I call it Can't stop it - Hitch 00:06 Can't stop it You ever heard of Michelangelo - Hitch 00:17 You ever heard of Michelangelo Lean in place your hand on the small of her back - Hitch 00:16 Lean in place your hand on the small of her back Don't need no pizza They got food there - Hitch 00:04 Don't need no pizza They got food there In case you didn't go to high school hitting is a good thing - Hitch 00:05 In case you didn't go to high school hitting is a good... I noticed your glass was getting a little low - Hitch 00:33 I noticed your glass was getting a little low What was your name Eggnog - Hitch 00:03 What was your name Eggnog That I just know - Hitch 00:25 That I just know Love is my life No Love is your job - Hitch 00:05 Love is my life No Love is your job What you got there This - Hitch 00:08 What you got there This Kind of defines you doesn't it - Hitch 00:32 Kind of defines you doesn't it All right come on uh just show me what you got - Hitch 00:36 All right come on uh just show me what you got No I was told you help guys get in there - Hitch 00:23 No I was told you help guys get in there Ah spoken like a true cynic - Hitch 00:11 Ah spoken like a true cynic What's up - Hitch 00:35 What's up Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might - Hitch 00:17 Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might Now on the one hand it is very difficult for a man - Hitch 00:35 Now on the one hand it is very difficult for a man So you kinda like me huh - Hitch 00:09 So you kinda like me huh Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss Melas - Hitch 00:13 Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss Melas Sara I am a guy Since when do we get anything right the first time - Hitch 00:05 Sara I am a guy Since when do we get anything right the... Who Who am I gonna take with me - Hitch 00:36 Who Who am I gonna take with me One dance one look one kiss That's all we get Albert - Hitch 00:15 One dance one look one kiss That's all we get Albert You know kiddo there is more to life than watching other people live it - Hitch 00:06 You know kiddo there is more to life than watching other... How did you know all that stuff about me - Hitch 00:36 How did you know all that stuff about me You see what I'm doin' This is what I'm about - Hitch 00:34 You see what I'm doin' This is what I'm about You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless - Hitch 00:17 You know what it's like getting up every morning... So how does it happen great love - Hitch 00:24 So how does it happen great love Basic principles - Hitch 00:23 Basic principles Life is not the amount of breaths you take - Hitch 00:10 Life is not the amount of breaths you take Let's see What should we toast to - Hitch 00:29 Let's see What should we toast to I'm really sorry - Hitch 00:29 I'm really sorry

Cast

Hitch - Will Smith
Sara - Eva Mendes
Albert - Kevin James
Allegra - Amber Valletta