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Hitch

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Director

Andy Tennant

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

Box Office

$179,495,555

Production

Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

Awards

4 wins & 24 nominations

Hitch

Sara

Albert

Allegra

Casey

Julie Ann Emery

Max

Cressida

Geoff

Nathan Lee Graham

Ben

Michael Rapaport

Vance

Jeffrey Donovan

Mandy

Mr. O'Brian

Neil

Mika

Pete

Lisa

Tanis

Stephanie

Marlyne Barrett

Tom Reda

Chip

Larry

Frederick B. Owens

Louise

Magnus

Speed Dating Guy

Music Lover Guy

Ron

Guy Nearby

Eddie

Marla

Grandma Wellington

Raoul

Maulik Pancholy

Gorgeous Wife

Caprice Benedetti

Nebbishy Husband

Maria

Mercedes LÃ³pez Renard

Ross

Sous Chef

Cooking Teacher

Charles Wellington

Kurt

Tobias Truvillion

Egon

Jeffrey Carlson

Zak

Kate

Newsguy

Drugstore Clerk

Waxer

Messenger

Bartender

Sports Fan in Mercedes

Douglas J. Aguirre

Madison Square Garden Spectator

Sebastian

Hot Date

Student on Class Trip

Brielle Barbusca

Preppy College Student

Hitch's Friend

Coca Cola Girl

Kissing Girl

Bartender #2

Bar Girl

Bar Patron

Dono Cunningham

Bar Patron

Amp Lounge Man

Vincent De Paul

Michelle Deighton

Flyers Guy

First Date Woman

Michelle DiBenedetti

Businessman

Mike Fitzgerald

Pregnant Woman in Deli

Bridesmaid

Alexandra Gizela

Speed Dater

Ranardo Domeico Grays

Museum Patron

Darryl Reuben Hall

Albert's Wedding Guest

Security Guard

Partygoer

Fan Leaving MSG

Deli Worker

Paparazzi #1

Coca Cola Guy

Hotel Guest

Sulinh Lafontaine

Yoga Student

Restaurant Patron

Bar Girl

Christina Lauren

Wedding Guest

Elevator Girl

Zoo Patron

Kim

Speed Dater #4

Brewster McCall

Reporter

Adam Wade McLaughlin

Female Speed Dater

Board Member

Kevin Kean Murphy

Statistician

Club Girl

Female Best Friend 3

Dwight Allen O'Neal

Pedestrian

Bar Girl

Jennifer Pedersen

Paparazzi

Nick Poltoranin

Barfly

Nicolas Quilter

College Student

Groomsman

Trevor Richardson

Waiter

Girl in Dance Scene

Club Girl

Michalina Scorzelli

Carol

Speed Dater

Rower

Cameron Stevens

Girl in Candy Store

Speed Dater #14

Sara's Nosey Officemate

Beautiful Yatch Owner

Fan Leaving MSG

Wedding Guest

Bartender

Alexander Wraith

Fan Leaving MSG

Pedestrian

Sara's Co-Worker

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2 months ago

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Explore 147 Clips

Hitch Albert Sara Vance Allegra Cole Max Speed Dating Guy Casey Sedgewick Cressida Baylor Chip Ben

HITCH Basic principlesNo woman wakes up sayingGod I hope I don't get swept off my feet todayWhat a wonderful world this would beNow she might sayThis is a really bad time for meDon't know much trigonometryOr something like I just need some spaceOr my - Hitch

HITCH Basic principlesNo woman wakes up sayingGod I hope I...

So tonight when you're wondering what to sayhow you look or whether or not she likes youjust remember she is already out with youThat means she said yes when she could have said noThat means she made a planwhen she could have just blown you offSo that - Hitch

So tonight when you're wondering what to sayhow you...

In case you didn't go to high schoolhitting is a good thing - Hitch

In case you didn't go to high schoolhitting is a good...

So how does it happen great loveAre you okayNobody knowsI'm goodLet me get a Bomb Pop and a Screwball for the ladyBut what I can tell youis that it happens in the blink of an eyeGRUNTSOne moment you're enjoying your lifeAnd the next you're wonderinghow - Hitch

So how does it happen great loveAre you okayNobody...

Life is not the amount of breaths you takeIt's the moments that take your breath away - Hitch

Life is not the amount of breaths you takeIt's the...

Did I call it or did I call itI mean what did I say six monthsAnd when was her first dateSo five and a halfGod I hate it when I'm rightWhat is it about guys that makes themwant to screw anything that walkseven when they're going out withsomeone as awesome - Hitch

Did I call it or did I call itI mean what did I say six...

Hey if he's stupid enough to cheatthen the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught - Hitch

Hey if he's stupid enough to cheatthen the world should...

Besides relationships are for peoplethat are just waiting for something better to come along - Hitch

Besides relationships are for peoplethat are just waiting...

Uh spoken like a true cynicI'm not a cynic I'm a realistYou are a realist masquerading as a cynicwho is secretly an optimist - Hitch

Uh spoken like a true cynicI'm not a cynic I'm a...

You know kiddo there is more to lifethan watching other people live it - Hitch

You know kiddo there is more to lifethan watching other...

You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the short gameYou pick your shots based on what you see firstnot what's uh necessarily best for youin the long runAll of us are not married to the womanof our dreams and about to have a babyYou know I'm - Hitch

You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the...

SARA So how'd you meet himI was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongsAnd he was doing likewiseNoYeah actually he said he was buyingsomethin' for his momHis momCasey who buys high priced lingerie for their motherWell maybe he was looking for a robeOh - Hitch

SARA So how'd you meet himI was in La Perla just buying...

Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please ThanksExcuse meExcuse meLime wedges in the bottle's fineHey asshole I don't work hereWowOh I'm sorryThe paramedics will have to cometo get my foot out of my mouth sweetheartJust don't let it - Hitch

Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please...

I love you. - Hitch

I know you don't love me as much as I love you. - Hitch

I know you don't love me as much as I love you.

And it's an education I feel obliged to pass on to my fellow men. - Hitch

And it's an education I feel obliged to pass on to my...

Because with no guile and no game, there's no girl. - Hitch

Because with no guile and no game, there's no girl.

Because with no guile and no game there's no girl - Hitch

Because with no guile and no game there's no girl

My business is 100% referral and, thus far, untraceable. - Hitch

My business is 100% referral and, thus far, untraceable.

Hold on a second, Albert. - Hitch

Hold on a second, Albert.

You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling hopelessFeeling like the love of your lifeis waking up with the wrong manBut at the same timehoping that she still finds happinesseven if it's never gonna be with you - Hitch

You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling...

You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine ChapelYeahMichelangeloSistine ChapelYou saying you can do thisMy name is Alex HitchensLet's go paint that ceiling - Hitch

You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine...

Take it easy. - Hitch

Well, it looks like I'm still rich. - Hitch

Well, it looks like I'm still rich.

HITCH: Daydreams are for private time. - Hitch

HITCH: Daydreams are for private time.

What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly awfulWhat is the objectiveShock and aweWhat is the objective - Hitch

What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly...

Yes, Albert? - Hitch

I think if you want to invest $500,000 in your friend's business, that's exactly what you should do. - Hitch

I think if you want to invest $500,000 in your friend's...

Just breathe. - Hitch

♪ Does everyone here do the same? - Hitch

♪ Does everyone here do the same?

I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of bringing youanother apple martiniThank youAnd I couldn't help but noticeyou look a lot like my next girlfriendWhat's your nameThey call me ChipYou can't get them to stopLAUGHINGThat was - Hitch

I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of...

On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak to someone who looks like youBut on the other hand should that be your problemSo life's kind of hard all aroundNot not if you pay attentionI mean you're sending all the right signalsNo earrings - Hitch

On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak...

I think you may have misunderstood what I do exactly. - Hitch

I think you may have misunderstood what I do exactly.

No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see here's the thingMy clients actually like womenHit hit it and quit it is is not my thingLet me make one thing clear to you rabbiI need professional helpWell that is for damn certain - Hitch

No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see...

You see what I'm doing? - Hitch

You see what I'm doing?

SARA: No. - Hitch

HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give him her number. - Hitch

HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give...

Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn excuse to be obnoxiousContinuing in a course of actionwithout regard to discouragementopposition or previous failure Over - Hitch

Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn...

Come on. - Hitch

Do you really expect me to wear this? - Hitch

Do you really expect me to wear this?

I--I actually had a relative come through here. - Hitch

I--I actually had a relative come through here.

That's my great-great-grandfather. - Hitch

That's my great-great-grandfather.

I saw that going differently in my mind. - Hitch

I saw that going differently in my mind.

Look I'm I'm really sorryWhen I saw it on the computerit said the Butcher of CadizYou knowI I thought it was a professionnot a headline - Hitch

Look I'm I'm really sorryWhen I saw it on the...

Thanks. - Hitch

Allegra. - Hitch

Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it in her ear like a secretWatch your hand placementToo high says I just wanna be friendsToo low says I just wanna grab some assFriends Ass me - Hitch

Lean in place your hand on the small of her backand say it...

What was your name Eggnog - Hitch

What was your name Eggnog

Now I'm gonna start the fire. - Hitch

Now I'm gonna start the fire.

Don't need no pizza They got food there - Hitch

Don't need no pizza They got food there

Can't stop itYou cannot stop it - Hitch

Can't stop itYou cannot stop it

Get out - Hitch

One danceone look one kissThat's all we get AlbertJust one shot to make the differencebetween happily ever after andOh he's just some guy I went to some thing with once - Hitch

One danceone look one kissThat's all we get AlbertJust...

What? You--you said "kiss." Is that a problem? It's not a problem, but I don't know, this is Allegra - Hitch

What? You--you said "kiss." Is that a problem?...

I need you to wrap your head around thisTomorrow night Allegra Colecould have her lastfirst kiss - Hitch

I need you to wrap your head around thisTomorrow night...

All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you what do you meanJust show me how you would kiss meI wouldn't kiss youI'm not me I'm AllegraBut you're really not soOkay Albertend of the night you're droppin' me off at homeShow me the magicYou - Hitch

All right come on uh just uh show me what you gotWhat do you...

Yeah That's what I said snow - Hitch

Yeah That's what I said snow

But for how long? - Hitch

But for how long?

I had a really nice time tonight AlbertI hada great time tonight too Allegrawith a beardWhat's upI'm not feelin' itWhat do you mean I I came 90I'm just I'm not feelin' like you want itLook I'm Allegra Colethe woman of your dreamsThe woman whose green eyes - Hitch

I had a really nice time tonight AlbertI hada great time...

Do you think he'll show? - Hitch

Do you think he'll show?

No! Oh! Whoa, ho, ho! Coquille St. Jacques. Death on a leaf! - Hitch

No! Oh! Whoa, ho, ho! Coquille St. Jacques. Death on a leaf!

Coquille St Jacques Death on a leaf - Hitch

Coquille St Jacques Death on a leaf

I'm a vault baby Locked down - Hitch

I'm a vault baby Locked down

But you're never gonna know that. - Hitch

But you're never gonna know that.

HITCH: This is some place. - Hitch

HITCH: This is some place.

So, how do you feel? - Hitch

So, how do you feel?

Well, um... - Hitch

Gave her mouth-to-mouth. - Hitch

Gave her mouth-to-mouth.

Kind of defines you, doesn't it? - Hitch

Kind of defines you, doesn't it?

Kind of defines you doesn't it - Hitch

Kind of defines you doesn't it

You know like, one moment you're gliding along, the next moment you're standin' in the rain watching your life fall apart. - Hitch

You know like, one moment you're gliding along, the...

Is that what happened to you? - Hitch

Is that what happened to you?

Um, you know, it--it, uh... - Hitch

Um, you know, it--it, uh...

Left a scar, yeah? - Hitch

Left a scar, yeah?

I guess it's best just not to love at all, right? - Hitch

I guess it's best just not to love at all, right?

Sara, you're such an idiot! - Hitch

Sara, you're such an idiot!

Well you know like I uh always tell my clientsbegin each day as if it were on purpose - Hitch

Well you know like I uh always tell my clientsbegin each day...

Wow. Beautiful day. Yeah. Beautiful girl. Thank you. Well, I'm this way. Uh, I'm that way. Give me a - Hitch

Wow. Beautiful day. Yeah. Beautiful girl. Thank you. Well,...

RECEPTIONIST: That's him. - Hitch

RECEPTIONIST: That's him.

Hey, you don't wanna talk, that's fine. - Hitch

Hey, you don't wanna talk, that's fine.

Okay okay how much will it cost me to stay out of thisI don't want money I want a nameI don't know his nameWell what do you knowI know thisAll this for a lousy layAre we satisfiedAlmost - Hitch

Okay okay how much will it cost me to stay out of thisI...

All this for a lousy lay. - Hitch

All this for a lousy lay.

ANNOUNCER: Ball is back in play after a 20-second timeout. - Hitch

ANNOUNCER: Ball is back in play after a 20-second timeout.

Oh, no. - Hitch

I had a great time tonight, Albert. - Hitch

I had a great time tonight, Albert.

Well, uh... - Hitch

Mmm. I like your lips. - Hitch

Mmm. I like your lips.

Okay. Good night. Good night. - Hitch

Okay. Good night. Good night.

Anything? - Hitch

How'd you get my card? - Hitch

How'd you get my card?

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A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

User Rating: 5.0 (1 rating)

Director: Andy Tennant

Writer: Kevin Bisch

Production: Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2005

MetaScore: 58/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice: $179,495,555

Released: 11 Feb 2005

Awards: 4 wins & 24 nominations

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