Hitch quotes
Pivoting around the eternal game of love, the suave matchmaker and New York City's finest date-doctor, Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, can guarantee that any man can get the girl of his dreams if he overcomes his fears and follows his infallible advice. However, when the timid accountant, Albert Brennaman, enlists his help to catch the attention of the rich and beautiful heiress, Allegra Cole, Hitch will unexpectedly discover his perfect match: the inquisitive gossip columnist, Sara Melas. Now, the self-assured charmer finds himself in need of his services to save his relationship. But, can the silver-tongued expert of romance survive the delicate complications of love?
Director: Andy Tennant
Writer: Kevin Bisch
Production: Columbia Pictures, Overbrook Entertainment
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $179,495,555
Released: 11 Feb 2005
Awards: 4 wins & 24 nominations.
39 Clips & Quotes
00:50
What should we toast to
00:24
Life is not the amount of breaths you take
03:36
Basic principles
00:44
So how does it happen
00:59
You see what I'm doing
00:53
Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the...
00:18
There is more to life than to watch other people live it
01:47
How did you know all that stuff about me
00:35
That's all we get
02:07
Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance
00:11
You kinda like me
01:56
On the other hand
00:17
Since when do we get anything right the first time
00:40
Do you know the definition of perseverance
00:43
Because he's nervous
01:28
I'm Allegra Cole
01:28
What do you mean
00:51
I was told that you help guys get in there
00:28
Spoken like a true cynic
00:24
What you got there
01:39
Show me what you got
00:14
Love is my life
00:31
Really miserable
00:29
I'm really sorry
00:11
What was your name
02:43
You look a lot like my next girlfriend
02:43
What's your name
00:19
In case you didn't go to high school
00:17
Don't need no pizza
00:38
Place your hand on the small of her back
00:36
Heard of the Sistine Chapel
00:36
My name is Alex Hitchens
00:14
You cannot stop it
01:52
Did I call it or did I call it
00:14
Death on a leaf
03:04
You know what your problem is
00:26
What is the objective
00:37
How much will it cost me to stay out of this
01:51
So how'd you meet him
Cast
Hitch - Will Smith
Sara - Eva Mendes
Albert - Kevin James
Allegra - Amber Valletta
Casey - Julie Ann Emery
Max - Adam Arkin
Cressida - Robinne Lee
Geoff - Nathan Lee Graham
Ben - Michael Rapaport
Vance - Jeffrey Donovan
Mandy - Paula Patton
Mr. O'Brian - Philip Bosco
Neil - Kevin Sussman
Mika - Navia Nguyen
Pete - Matt Malloy
Lisa - Maria Thayer
Tanis - Ato Essandoh
Stephanie - Marlyne Barrett
Tom Reda - Jack Hartnett
Chip - David Wike
Larry - Frederick B. Owens
Louise - Jenna Stern
Magnus - Austin Lysy
Speed Dating Guy - Adam LeFevre
Music Lover Guy - Joe Lo Truglio
Ron - Ptolemy Slocum
Guy Nearby - Kahan James
Eddie - Matt Servitto
Marla - Amy Hohn
Grandma Wellington - Mimi Weddell
Raoul - Maulik Pancholy
Gorgeous Wife - Caprice Benedetti
Nebbishy Husband - Tony Travis
Maria - Mercedes López Renard
Ross - Jose Llana
Sous Chef - Niels Koizumi
Cooking Teacher - Chris Santos
Charles Wellington - Ryan Cross
Kurt - Tobias Truvillion
Egon - Jeffrey Carlson
Zak - Henri Binje
Kate - Rain Phoenix
Newsguy - Remy K. Selma
Drugstore Clerk - Beau Sia
Waxer - Mika Nishida
Messenger - Trevor Oswalt
Bartender - Darrell Foster
Sports Fan in Mercedes - Douglas J. Aguirre
Madison Square Garden Spectator - Anthony Amodeo
Sebastian - Casper Andreas
Hot Date - Anya Avaeva
Student on Class Trip - Brielle Barbusca
Preppy College Student - Adam Bertocci
Hitch's Friend - Andre Blair
Coca Cola Girl - Aneikit Bonnel
Kissing Girl - Kimberly Cash
Bartender #2 - Keith Chambers
Bar Girl - Valbona Coba
Bar Patron - Dono Cunningham
Bar Patron - Thomas Daniel
Amp Lounge Man - Vincent De Paul
Flyers Guy - Cesar Di Parra
First Date Woman - Michelle DiBenedetti
Businessman - Mike Fitzgerald
Pregnant Woman in Deli - Munjeet Geyer
Bridesmaid - Alexandra Gizela
Speed Dater - Ranardo Domeico Grays
Museum Patron - Darryl Reuben Hall
Albert's Wedding Guest - Scott Hatfield
Security Guard - Lou Irizarry
Partygoer - Rick Kain
Fan Leaving MSG - Tanda Kerín
Deli Worker - Arnold Y. Kim
Paparazzi #1 - Bill Kotsatos
Coca Cola Guy - Fran Kranz
Hotel Guest - Sulinh Lafontaine
Yoga Student - Alexa Lane
Restaurant Patron - Debbie Lang
Bar Girl - Christina Lauren
Wedding Guest - Evan Leone
Elevator Girl - Joanna Lu
Zoo Patron - Bobby Lundon
Kim - Rebecca Mader
Speed Dater #4 - Brewster McCall
Reporter - Adam Wade McLaughlin
Female Speed Dater - Amy Metroka
Board Member - Kevin Kean Murphy
Statistician - John O. Nelson
Club Girl - Maria Nomi
Female Best Friend 3 - Dwight Allen O'Neal
Pedestrian - Nancy Otero
Bar Girl - Jennifer Pedersen
Paparazzi - Nick Poltoranin
Barfly - Nicolas Quilter
College Student - Dawn Ressy
Groomsman - Trevor Richardson
Waiter - Amro Salama
Girl in Dance Scene - Nina Sanchez
Club Girl - Michalina Scorzelli
Carol - Ava Lee Scott
Speed Dater - Jennifer Scott
Rower - Cameron Stevens
Girl in Candy Store - Jaclyn Tommer
Speed Dater #14 - Tim Tyrrell
Sara's Nosey Officemate - Keri Uribe
Beautiful Yatch Owner - Olivia Weston
Fan Leaving MSG - Kyle Willshire
Wedding Guest - Joe Wissler
Bartender - Alexander Wraith
Fan Leaving MSG - Shane Wright
Pedestrian - Mike Yedwab
Sara's Co-Worker - Dianne Zaremba