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Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me," or something like, "I just need some space," or my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is, "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly, "Try harder, stupid." But which one is it? Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom
Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me," or something like, "I just need some space," or my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is, "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly, "Try harder, stupid." But which one is it? Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom
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HITCH Basic principles
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No woman wakes up saying
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God I hope I don't get swept off my feet today
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What a wonderful world this would be
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Now she might say
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This is a really bad time for me
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Don't know much trigonometry
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Or something like I just need some space
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Or my personal favorite
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I'm really into my career right now
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You believe that Neither does she
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You know why
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Because she's lying to you that's why
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You understand me Lying
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It's not a bad time for her
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She doesn't need any space
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She may be into her career
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but what she's really saying is
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Get away from me now
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Or possibly Try harder stupid
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Don't know much biology
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Well which one is it
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60 of all human communication is nonverbal
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Body language
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30 is your tone
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So that means that 90 of what you're saying
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ain't coming out of your mouth
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What a wonderful world this would be
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Toby Toby
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Shit
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Of course she's gonna lie to you She's a nice person
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she doesn't wanna hurt your feelings
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What else is she gonna say She doesn't even know you
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Yet
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HITCH Luckily the fact is that just like the rest of us
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even a beautiful woman doesn't know
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what she wants until she sees it
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And that's where I come in
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My job is to open her eyes
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Toby
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Oh my God
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HORN HONKING
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SIGHING
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Is this what you're looking for
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Basic principles
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no matter what no matter when no matter who
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any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet
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Just needs the right broom
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Movie Summary
A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.
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