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Damn it!

It's not him.He doesn't lookanything like him. Excuse me, excuse me.Do you know him? No. I...

Hitch • 2005

Damn it! WOMAN:Isn't that the Date Doctor?I'm telling you, that's him. TONY:It's not him.He doesn't lookanything like him. Excuse me, excuse me.Do you know him? No. I want youto look me in the eye and tell methat he did nothire you. Ma'am,I have never seen this manbefore in my life. See you later, Tony. Tony? You have gotsome serious explainingto do. Albert. Hitch.You all right? I can't really, uh,talk right now. I'm kind of tied up. One, two. On three

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INTERCOM BUZZING

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Damn it

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GRUNTING

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WOMAN Isn't that the Date Doctor I'm telling you that's him

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TONY It's not him He doesn't look anything like him

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Excuse me excuse me Do you know him

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No

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I want you to look me in the eye

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and tell me that he did not hire you

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Ma'am I have never seen this man before in my life

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See you later Tony

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Tony You have got some serious explaining to do

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Albert Hitch You all right

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I can't really uh talk right now

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I'm kind of tied up

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One two On three

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GRUNTS

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أليس هذا طبيب المواعيد

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أؤكد لك أنه هو لا يشبهه أبدا

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عفوا أتعرفه كلا

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أريدك أن تنظر إلي وتقول إنه لم يستخدمك

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سيدتي لم أر هذا الرجل بحياتي

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إلى اللقاء طوني

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طوني لديك الكثير من التوضيحات لتقدمها لي

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آلبرت هنا هيتش هل أنت بخير

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لا يمكنني التكلم الآن إني مشغول

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واحد اثنان عند ثلاثة

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那不是那个约会顾问吗

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那一定就是他看起来不像

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抱歉你认识他吗不认识

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我要你看着我说他没雇用你

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太太我从来没见过这个男人

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待会见东尼

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东尼这下你得解释清楚了

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亚伯特我是秦圣你还好吧

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我现在不能说话我被人压着

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数到三一二三

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Er det ikke ham Doktor Date

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Det ligner overhovedet ikke ham

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Undskyld mig kender du ham Nej

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Se mig i øjnene og fortæl mig at han ikke hyrede dig

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Jeg har aldrig set den mand før

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Vi ses Tony

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Tony Må jeg bede om en forklaring

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Albert Er alt vel

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Jeg kan ikke snakke lige nu Jeg er lidt ophængt

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En to tre

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Is dat de Afsprakendokter

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Ik zeg het je dat is 'm Hij lijkt er niet eens op

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Excuseer Kent u hem Nee

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Kijk in mijn ogen en zeg me dat hij je niet heeft ingehuurd

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Mevrouw ik heb deze man nog nooit van mijn leven gezien

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Tot ziens Tony

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Tony Jij bent me uitleg schuldig

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Albert Hitch Gaat het

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Ik kan nu niet praten Ik heb mijn handen niet vrij

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Eén twee Op drie

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Eikös tuo ole deittitohtori

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On se Ihan eri näköinen

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Anteeksi Tunnetteko hänet En

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Sanokaa ettei hän palkannut heitä

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Rouva en ole koskaan nähnyt tätä miestä

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Nähdään Tony

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Tony Nyt selität

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Albert Hitch Oletko kunnossa

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En voi puhua olen hiukan kiinni

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Yksi kaksi Kolmeen laskiessa

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C'est pas Dr Love

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Je te dis que c'est lui

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Vous le connaissez

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Dites moi s'il a fait appel à vos services

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Je n'ai jamais vu cet homme de ma vie

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Salut Tony

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Tu vas devoir t'expliquer

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Albert c'est Hitch Ça va

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Je ne peux pas parler dans l'immédiat

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Un deux A trois

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Ist das nicht der Date Doktor

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Doch das ist er Der sieht ihm gar nicht ähnlich

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Kennen Sie ihn Nein

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Schwören Sie dass er Sie nicht angeheuert hat

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Ich habe diesen Mann noch nie im Leben gesehen

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Bis dann Tony

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Tony Du wirst mir einiges erklären müssen

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Albert alles in Ordnung

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Ich kann jetzt nicht reden Ich bin ziemlich angespannt

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Αυτός είναι ο Γιατρός των Ραντεβού

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Αυτός είναι Δεν του μοιάζει καθόλου

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Με συγχωρείς Τον ξέρεις 'Οχι

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Θέλω να με κοιτάξεις στα μάτια και να μου πεις ότι δεν σε προσέλαβε

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Κυρία μου πρώτη φορά τον βλέπω

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Τα λέμε Τόνι

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Τόνι Πρέπει να μου δώσεις μερικές εξηγήσεις

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'Αλμπερτ Χιτς Είσαι καλά

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Δεν μπορώ να μιλήσω τώρα Είμαι κάπως δεσμευμένος

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Με το τρία 'Ενα δύο τρία

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זה לא דוקטור דייט

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אני אומרת לך זה הוא לא דומה אפילו

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סליחה אתה מכיר אותו לא

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אני רוצה שתסתכל לי בעיניים ותגיד לי שהוא לא שכר אותך

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גברתי בחיים לא ראיתי את האיש הזה

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להתראות טוני

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טוני עכשיו אני רוצה לשמוע הסברים

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אלברט היצ' אתה בסדר

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אני לא ממש חופשי לדבר כרגע

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בשלוש אחת שתים שלוש

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वह ह प र म ड क टर

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बत रह ह वह ह उस ज स ब लक ल नह द खत

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म फ करन इस पहच नत ह नह

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म झस आ ख म ल कर कह क इसन कभ त म ह र मदद नह ल

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द व ज म न इस आदम क पहल कभ नह द ख

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चलत ह ट न

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ट न बह त सव ल क जव ब द न ह

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ऐलबर ट ह च त म ठ क ह

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अभ म ब त नह कर सकत थ ड व यस त ह

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एक द त न पर

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Bukankah dia dokter kencan

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Itu dia Tidak mirip

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Permisi Kau kenal dia Tidak

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Aku ingin kau pandang aku dan bilang dia tak menyewamu

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Bu aku tak pernah melihat orang ini selama hidupku

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Sampai nanti Tony

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Kau harus jelaskan semuanya

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Albert ini Hitch Kau tak apa

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Aku tak bisa bicara sekarang

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Satu dua tiga

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È il dottor Appuntamento

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Ti assicuro che è lui Non gli somiglia affatto

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Mi scusi lo conosce No

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Voglio che mi guardi negli occhi e mi dica che non l'ha ingaggiato

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Signora non ho mai visto quest'uomo in vita mia

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A dopo Tony

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Tony Mi devi una bella spiegazione

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Albert Hitch Stai bene

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Ora non posso parlare Sono impossibilitato

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Uno due Al tre

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데이트 코치 아냐

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아닌 것 같은데

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실례합니다 혹시 이 남자 아세요 아뇨

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제 눈을 보고 확실하게 말해주세요

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부인 전 제 평생 이분 본 적 없습니다

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또 봐요 토니

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토니 당신

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알버트 괜찮아요

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안 괜찮아요

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셋에 일으켜

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Er ikke det date doktoren

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Det er ham garantert Han ligner ikke

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Unnskyld kjenner du ham Nei

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Se på meg og si at han ikke hyret deg

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Jeg har aldri sett ham i mitt liv

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Ha det Tony

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Tony Du har mye å forklare

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Albert går det bra

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Kan ikke prate nå jeg ligger flat

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Jeg teller til tre

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Czy to Doktor Randka

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To on Wcale niepodobny

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Przepraszam Czy pan go zna Nie

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Proszę mi szczerze powiedzieć że on pana nie wynajął

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Nigdy w życiu tego pana nie widziałem

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Na razie Tony

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Tony Musisz się z tego wytłumaczyć

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Albert Tu Hitch Jak tam

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Nie mogę teraz rozmawiać Jestem trochę skrępowany

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Na trzy Raz dwa trzy

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А это не доктор Сват Да нет

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Говорю тебе это он Он совсем не похож

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Простите Простите

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Вы знакомы Нет

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Очень прошу глядя мне в глаза скажите что он не нанимал вас

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Мэм этого человека я вижу впервые в жизни

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Удачи Тони Тони

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Тебе придётся кое что мне объяснить Родная мы с ним вообще не знакомы

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Альберт Это я Ты как

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Ты знаешь мне сейчас не совсем удобно разговаривать я не вполне свободен

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No es el Dr Ligue No se parece en nada

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Perdone Le conoce

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No

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Míreme a los ojos y dígame que no le contrató

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Señora no he visto a este hombre en mi vida

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Hasta luego Tony

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Tony Ya me estás dando una explicación

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Albert Hitch Cómo estás

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Ahora no puedo hablar tengo un pequeño lío

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Är inte det där Dejtdoktorn

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Nej Det ser inte ut som han

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Ursäkta mig Känner du honom Nej

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Se mig i ögonen och säg att han inte har anlitat dig

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Frun jag har aldrig sett honom i hela mitt liv

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Vi ses Tony

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Tony Det här får du förklara

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Albert det är Hitch Hur är det

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Jag kan inte prata obehindrat just nu

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น นเดท ด อกเตอร ใช ม ย

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ไม ใช หรอก ไม เห นเหม อนเลย

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โทษนะคะค ณ ค ณร จ กเขาร เปล า เปล า

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บอกฉ นช ดๆ ส ว า เขาไม ได จ างค ณ

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ผมไม เคยเจอเขามาก อน

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แล วเจอก นนะ โทน

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โทน อธ บายมาเด ยวน เลยนะ

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อ ลเบ ร ต ค ณโอเคนะ

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ตอนน ผมค ยไม ได ม อผมไม ว าง

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น บสามนะ

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Aşk Doktoru değil mi bu

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Sana söylüyorum bu o Ona hiç benzemiyor

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Affedersiniz Onu tanıyor musunuz Hayır

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Gözümün içine bakıp onun sizi tutmamış olduğunu söyleyin

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Hanımefendi bu adamı hiç görmedim

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Sonra görüşürüz Tony

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Tony mi Seninle biraz konuşmamız lazım

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Albert Hitch İyi misin

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Şu anda konuşamam Meşgulüm

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Üç dediğimde Bir iki üç

Available in 21 languages

Duration

37 seconds

Views

60

Timestamp in Movie

01:29:00

Uploaded

Feb 18, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.