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Hitch

If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught

Hitch • 2005
Sara:
}: If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught

Full Transcript

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Hey if he's stupid enough to cheat
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then the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught
Available in 21 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
442
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:08
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Actors

Eva Mendes
Sara
Eva Mendes
Besides relationships are for peoplethat are just waiting for something better to come along - Hitch 00:07
Besides relationships are for peoplethat are just waiting...
Uh spoken like a true cynicI'm not a cynic I'm a realistYou are a realist masquerading as a cynicwho is secretly an optimist - Hitch 00:11
Uh spoken like a true cynicI'm not a cynic I'm a...
You know kiddo there is more to lifethan watching other people live it - Hitch 00:07
You know kiddo there is more to lifethan watching other...
You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the short gameYou pick your shots based on what you see firstnot what's uh necessarily best for youin the long runAll of us are not married to the womanof our dreams and about to have a babyYou know I'm - Hitch 01:05
You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the...
SARA So how'd you meet himI was in La Perla just buying some weekend thongsAnd he was doing likewiseNoYeah actually he said he was buyingsomethin' for his momHis momCasey who buys high priced lingerie for their motherWell maybe he was looking for a robeOh - Hitch 00:41
SARA So how'd you meet himI was in La Perla just buying...
Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please ThanksExcuse meExcuse meLime wedges in the bottle's fineHey asshole I don't work hereWowOh I'm sorryThe paramedics will have to cometo get my foot out of my mouth sweetheartJust don't let it - Hitch 00:33
Hey baby can I get a couple Coronasat the pool table please...
I love you. - Hitch 00:11
I love you.
I know you don't love me as much as I love you. - Hitch 00:37
I know you don't love me as much as I love you.
And it's an education I feel obliged to pass on to my fellow men. - Hitch 00:06
And it's an education I feel obliged to pass on to my...
Because with no guile and no game, there's no girl. - Hitch 00:13
Because with no guile and no game, there's no girl.
Because with no guile and no game there's no girl - Hitch 00:06
Because with no guile and no game there's no girl
My business is 100% referral and, thus far, untraceable. - Hitch 00:16
My business is 100% referral and, thus far, untraceable.
Hold on a second, Albert. - Hitch 00:56
Hold on a second, Albert.
You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling hopelessFeeling like the love of your lifeis waking up with the wrong manBut at the same timehoping that she still finds happinesseven if it's never gonna be with you - Hitch 00:18
You know what it's likegetting up every morning feeling...
You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine ChapelYeahMichelangeloSistine ChapelYou saying you can do thisMy name is Alex HitchensLet's go paint that ceiling - Hitch 00:18
You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine...
Take it easy. - Hitch 00:08
Take it easy.
Well, it looks like I'm still rich. - Hitch 00:33
Well, it looks like I'm still rich.
HITCH: Daydreams are for private time. - Hitch 00:24
HITCH: Daydreams are for private time.
What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly awfulWhat is the objectiveShock and aweWhat is the objective - Hitch 00:11
What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly...
Yes, Albert? - Hitch 00:12
Yes, Albert?