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No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see here's the thingMy clients actually like womenHit hit it and quit it is is not my thingLet me make one thing clear to you rabbiI need professional

Well, that is for damn certain

Hitch • 2005

Vance:
No, I was told that you help guys get in there.Hitch:Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women. "Hit it and quit it" is not my thing.Vance:Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help.Hitch:Well, *that* is for damn certain

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No I was told you help guys get in there

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Right But see here's the thing

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My clients actually like women

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Hit hit it and quit it is is not my thing

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Let me make one thing clear to you rabbi

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I need professional help

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Well that is for damn certain

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أظنك أسأت فهم مجال عملي

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قيل لي إنك تساعد الرجال في الوصول إلى النساء

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أجل لكن هاك الفرق

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زبائني يحبون النساء

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لكن الانصراف بعد ليلة ليس من اختصاصي

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دعني أوضح لك شيئا أيها المحترم إني بحاجة لمساعدة محترف

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هذا أكيد

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有人跟我说你帮男人搞定女人

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对但这其中有所不同

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我的客户喜欢女人

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我不玩上床走人这一套

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先生让我把话说清楚我需要专业的协助

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那很明白

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很高兴你能承认这通常是最难的部份

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Hjælper du ikke fyre med at komme ind i varmen

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Jo bortset fra én ting

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Mine klienter kan rent faktisk lide kvinder

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Put og smut er ikke min stil

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Nu skal du høre rabbiner Jeg har brug for professionel hjælp

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Det kan du lige bande på

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Og det er godt du kan indrømme det for det plejer at være det sværeste

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Ik dacht dat je mannen hielp om erin te komen

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Juist Maar weet je

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mijn klanten houden van vrouwen

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Erop en eraf is niet wat ik wil bereiken

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Laat het duidelijk zijn rabbi Ik heb professionele hulp nodig

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Dat is wel zeker

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En ik ben blij dat je het toegeeft want dat is meestal het moeilijkste

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Kuulin että autatte miehiä

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Mutta juttu on näin

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Asiakkaani pitävät naisista

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Yhden yön jutut eivät ole heiniäni

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Selvitän yhden asian rabbi Tarvitsen ammattiauttajaa

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Se on hemmetin varmaa se

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Hyvä että myönnätte sen sillä se on yleensä vaikeinta

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Vous aidez les mecs à conclure

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Exact Mais je vous fais un topo

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Mes clients aiment bien les femmes

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Niquer et plaquer c'est pas mon truc

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Que les choses soient claires rabbin J'ai besoin d'un spécialiste

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Ça c'est évident

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C'est bien que vous l'admettiez car c'est le plus dur

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Sie helfen Männern zu lochen

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Richtig Aber es ist so

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Meine Kunden mögen Frauen

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Schnelle Nummern sind nicht mein Ding

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Eins will ich mal klarstellen Rabbi Ich brauche fachliche Hilfe

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Da haben Sie allerdings verdammt Recht

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Gut dass Sie's zugeben denn das ist immer das Schwierigste dabei

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Μου είπαν ότι βοηθάς τους άντρες

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Σωστά με μια διαφορά όμως

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Οι πελάτες μου αγαπούν τις γυναίκες

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Εγώ δεν χτυπάω και φεύγω

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Θα σου εξηγήσω κάτι παπά Χρειάζομαι τη βοήθεια επαγγελματία

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Αυτό είναι βέβαιο

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Χαίρομαι που το παραδέχεσαι επειδή αυτό είναι το δυσκολότερο

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אמרו לי שאתה עוזר לבחורים להגיע לשם

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נכון אבל פה הבעיה

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הלקוחות שלי אוהבים נשים

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לכבוש וללכת זה לא הקטע שלי

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תן לי להבהיר לך דבר אחד רבי אני צריך עזרה של איש מקצוע

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זה לגמרי ברור

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ואני שמח שאתה מסוגל להודות בזה כי בדרך כלל זה החלק הכי קשה

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नह म झस कह गय क त म मदद करत ह

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ह पर द ख ब त यह ह

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म र ग र हक क औरत सचम च पस द ह

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स भ ग करक छ डव न म र क म नह ह

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एक ब त स फ कर द त ह प दर म झ प श वर मदद क जर रत ह

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वह त द ख रह ह

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ख श ह ई क त मन इस ब त क म न ल य क य क वह म श क ल क म ह

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Katanya kau membantu pria mendekati wanita

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Benar Tapi bedanya

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klienku benar benar menyukai wanita

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Aku tak menangani kencan sesaat

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Biar kujelaskan padamu Rabbi Aku butuh bantuan profesional

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Itu sudah pasti

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Aku senang kau bisa mengakuinya karena biasanya itu yang tersulit

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No ho saputo che lei aiuta gli uomini a farcela

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Sì ma il punto è questo

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Ai miei clienti le donne piacciono sul serio

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Una botta e via non è il mio campo

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Lasci che le spieghi una cosa rabbino

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Ho bisogno di un aiuto professionale

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Questo mi sembra evidente

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Mi fa piacere che lo ammetta perché di solito è la parte più difficile

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남자들을 도와준다던데

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맞아요 하지만

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진심인 분만 도와드립니다

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한번 하고 끝내는 건 못해요

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어쨌든 내가 필요한 건 전문가의 도움이오

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확실히 그런 것 같군요

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인정하시다니 기쁩니다 어려운 일인데

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Hjelpe mannfolk å få napp

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Ja Men det er en forskjell

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Mine klienter liker kvinner

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Hopp på hopp av er ikke min greie

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Hør her moralvokter Jeg trenger hjelp

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Det er helt opplagt

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Fint at du innrømmer det for det er gjerne det vanskeligste

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Pomagasz facetom wejść do gry

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Zgadza się Ale jest jedna sprawa

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Moi klienci naprawdę lubią kobiety

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Nie zajmuję się szybkimi numerkami

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Zaraz ci coś wyjaśnię rabinie Potrzebna mi profesjonalna pomoc

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To jest jasne jak słońce

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Dobrze że potrafisz to przyznać bo to jest najtrudniejsze

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Мне сказали что вы помогаете в этих делах

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Да Верно Но поймите мои клиенты

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это люди которые влюблены

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А очищение мозгов это не ко мне братик

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Я вам кое что проясню Рабби

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Мне нужен специалист

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Это не вызывает сомнения

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И я рад что вы нашли в себе силы осознать такую необходимость

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Quizá no ha comprendido bien lo que yo hago

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Sé que ayuda a los tíos a meter goles

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Ya pero ocurre una cosa

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A mis clientes les gustan las mujeres

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Lo de híncala y suéltala no

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Le aclararé una cosa rabino

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Necesito ayuda profesional

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De eso no hay la menor duda

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Y me alegra que lo admita

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Du hjälper killar att komma till

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Jo men så här är det

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Mina klienter gillar faktiskt kvinnor

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Engångsligg är inte min pryl

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Jag ska säga dig en sak rabbin Jag behöver professionell hjälp

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Det har du helt rätt i

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Skönt att du kan erkänna det Det brukar vara den svåraste biten

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ก ค ณช วยให ผ ชายจ บหญ ง

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ใช แต ค อย งง นะ

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ล กค าผมชอบผ หญ งจากใจจร ง

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ฟ นแล วท ง ไม ใช อาช พผม

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ง นเข าใจไว นะ หลวงพ ผมต องพ งม ออาช พ

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น นม นของแน

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ด แล วท ค ณยอมร บ เพราะตรงน ยากท ส ด

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Erkeklere giriş imkanı sağladığınız söylenmişti

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Evet Ama bir şey var

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Müşterilerim kadınları gerçekten sever

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Vur ve kaç benim tarzım değil

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Bir şeyi anlamanı istiyorum hahambaşı Profesyonel yardıma ihtiyacım var

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Bundan eminim

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Bunu kabul etmenize sevindim çünkü en zoru da budur

Available in 21 languages

Duration

23 seconds

Views

741

Timestamp in Movie

00:31:48

Uploaded

Feb 18, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Actors

Vance

Jeffrey Donovan

Hitch