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We're sorry

We're sorry. Why don't you guysget back to your date? Um, or go somewhere. Maybe from the...

Hitch • 2005

We're sorry. Why don't you guysget back to your date? Um, or go somewhere. Maybe from the bank, huh? If this doesn'twork out, call him. He might hook you upwith Paris Hilton. Wait, that's it, that's...You're the, uh... You're the Date Doctor,right? You're the Date Doctor? Do we havea problem here? Oh, yeah, a big one! What the helldid I ever do to you, huh? I'm so... Am I missing something? Sir, I'm gonna haveto ask you to leave. All right. Why don't you gohit a titty barwith your buddy Vance?

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We're sorry

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Why don't you guys get back to your date

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Um or go somewhere

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Maybe from the bank huh

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If this doesn't work out call him

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He might hook you up with Paris Hilton

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Wait that's it that's You're the uh

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You're the Date Doctor right

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PEOPLE CLAMORING

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You're the Date Doctor

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Do we have a problem here

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Oh yeah a big one

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What the hell did I ever do to you huh

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I'm so

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Am I missing something

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Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to leave

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All right

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Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance

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نأسف لماذا لا تعودون إلى رفاقكم

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أو اذهبوا إلى مكان آخر

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ربما من المصرف

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إن لم ينجح هذا اتصل به قد يجمع بينك وبين باريس هيلتون

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مهلا عرفت أنت طبيب المواعيد صح

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أنت طبيب المواعيد هل من مشكلة هنا

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أجل مشكلة كبرى ماذا فعلت لك

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هل فاتني شيء

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إني مضطر لأن أطلب منك الانصراف

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لماذا لا تزور نادي تعرية مع صديقك فانس

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对不起你们回去约会吧

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不然就去别的地方

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也许你是银行的人

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如果你约会没结果找他他会帮你搭上社交名媛

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我知道了你是约会顾问

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你就是那个约会顾问有问题吗

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问题大了我哪里对不起你了

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我是不是没搞懂什么

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先生我得请你离开

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你去脱衣酒吧找你好朋友范斯吧

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Vi beklager Bare fortsæt med jeres date

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Eller gå et eller andet sted hen

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Måske fra banken

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Ring til ham Han kan sikkert få dig i kanen med Paris Hilton

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Der var den Du er ham Doktor Date ikke

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Er du Doktor Date Har vi et problem

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Ja et stort problem Hvad fanden har jeg gjort dig

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Er jeg gået glip af et eller andet

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Jeg er nødt til at bede dig gå

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Hvad med at smutte på stripbar med din kammerat Vance

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Het spijt ons Ga maar weer terug naar jullie afspraakje

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Of ergens anders heen

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Van de bank misschien

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Bel hem als het niets wordt Misschien koppelt hij je aan Paris Hilton

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Wacht dat is het Jij bent de Afsprakendokter niet

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Ben jij de Afsprakendokter Is hier een probleem

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Ja een groot probleem Wat heb ik je ooit misdaan

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Heb ik iets gemist

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Meneer ik moet u verzoeken om weg te gaan

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Ga maar naar een tietenbar met je maatje Vance

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Olemme pahoillamme Jatkakaa vain

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Tai menkää jonnekin

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Ehkä pankista

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Ellei onnistu hän järkkää Paris Hiltonin

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Siinäpä se Olet se deittitohtori

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Oletko deittitohtori Onko täällä ongelma

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On Iso Mitä minä olen tehnyt sinulle

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Enkö tiedä jotain

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Joudun pyytämään että poistutte

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Mene tissibaariin kamusi Vancen kanssa

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On est désolés Concentrez vous sur votre partenaire

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Ou allez ailleurs

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A la banque peut être

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Appelez le Il vous maquera avec Paris Hilton

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Je sais Vous êtes le Docteur Love

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Vous êtes le Docteur Love Il y a un problème

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Un gros Qu'est ce que je vous ai fait

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J'ai raté un truc

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Je vous demande de partir

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Va dans un bar à strip tease avec ton pote Vance

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Das tut uns Leid Machen Sie doch bitte weiter

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Oder gehen irgendwo anders hin

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Vielleicht von der Bank

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Rufen Sie ihn an Vielleicht bringt er Sie mit Paris Hilton zusammen

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Das ist es Der Date Doktor Stimmt's

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Sie sind der Date Doktor Gibt's ein Problem

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Oh ja Ein großes sogar Was hab ich Ihnen bloß getan

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Hab ich was verpasst

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Ich muss Sie bitten zu gehen

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Geh doch in eine Tittenbar mit deinem Kumpel Vance

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Συγγνώμη Συνεχίστε με τα ραντεβού σας παιδιά

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'Η πηγαίνετε κάπου

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Μήπως σε είδα στην τράπεζα

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Αν δεν τα καταφέρεις τηλεφώνα του Θα σ'τα φτιάξει με την Πάρις Χίλτον

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Στάσου Είσαι ο Γιατρός των Ραντεβού έτσι

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Είσαι ο Γιατρός των Ραντεβού 'Εχουμε κάποιο πρόβλημα

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Ναι Μεγάλο Τι κακό σου έχω κάνει εγώ

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Κάτι δεν καταλαβαίνω

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Κύριε θα σας ζητήσω να φύγετε

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Πήγαινε σε κανένα στριπτιτζάδικο με τον φίλο σου τον Βανς

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אנחנו ממש מתנצלים תחזרו לדייטים שלכם

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או לכו לאנשהו

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אולי מהבנק

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אם פה לא יילך לך צלצל אליו אולי הוא יסדר לך את פריס הילטון

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רק רגע זהו אתה דוקטור דייט נכון

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אתה דוקטור דייט יש בעיה

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ועוד איך בעיה גדולה אני עשיתי לך משהו רע

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אני מפספס פה משהו

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אדוני אני חייב לבקש ממך לעזוב את המקום

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למה שלא תלך לאיזה בר ציצים עם החבר שלך ואנס

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हम म फ क ज ए आप अपन व र त ल प ज र रख

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य कह ब हर ज ए

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श यद ब क म द ख ह

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यह ब त न बन त इस ब ल न श यद प र स ह ल टन स म ल ए

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र क य द आय य त प र म ड क टर ह ह न

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त म ह ह प र म ड क टर यह क ई पर श न ह

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ह बह त बड पर श न म न त म ह र क य ब ग ड थ

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क य म क छ भ ल रह ह

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म झ आपस न कलन क कहन ह ग

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अपन द स त व स क स थ क स क ठ पर क य नह ज त

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Kami menyesal Kembalilah pada kencan kalian

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Atau pergi ke suatu tempat

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Mungkin dari bank

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Jika ini gagal telepon dia

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Mungkin dia bisa bantu kau kencan dengan Paris Hilton

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Itu dia Kau si Dokter Kencan

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Kau si Dokter Kencan Apa ada masalah

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Ya Masalah besar Apa aku pernah salah padamu

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Ada yang tak kuketahui

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Pak kau harus pergi

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Pergi saja ke bar telanjang dengan temanmu Vance

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Ci dispiace Perché non tornate ai vostri appuntamenti

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Oppure andate altrove

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Forse in banca

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Se qui fa fiasco lo chiami Potrebbe farla uscire con Paris Hilton

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Un momento Ci sono Lei è il dottor Appuntamento giusto

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Sei il dottor Appuntamento C'è qualche problema qui

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Sì enorme Che male ti ho fatto

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Mi sono perso qualcosa

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Signore devo chiederle di andarsene

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Perché non te ne vai in un locale per spogliarelli con il tuo amico Vance

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죄송합니다 다시 진행하시죠

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다른 델 가시든가

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은행에서 봤나요

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이 남자한테 부탁하면 거물을 엮어줄지도 몰라요

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맞다 당신 데이트 코치죠

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당신이었어 무슨 문제라도

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아주 큰 문제야 도대체 내가 뭘 잘못했지

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저야말로 뭘

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나가주셨으면 좋겠네요

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밴스랑 스트립 쇼나 보시죠

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Unnskyld Gå tilbake til datene

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Eller gå et sted

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Kanskje i banken

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Ring ham han fikser Paris Hilton for deg

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Stemmer Du er date doktoren

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Er du date doktoren Er det noe problem her

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Ja et stort et Hva i helvete har jeg gjort deg

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Jeg forstår ikke

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Sir jeg må be deg gå

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Stikk på strippeklubb med kompisen din Vance

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Przepraszamy Może wróćcie na swoje randki

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Albo gdziekolwiek

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Może z banku co

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Jeśli tu ci się nie uda on umówi cię z Paris Hilton

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Już wiem Pan to Doktor Randka tak

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Jesteś Doktorem Randką Czy jest jakiś problem

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O tak Wielki Co ja ci złego zrobiłam

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Jest coś czego nie wiem

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Muszę poprosić pana o wyjście

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Może idź do klubu go go ze swoim kumplem Vance'em

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Простите Вам лучше перейти к своим разговорам

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Или ещё к чему нибудь

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Может в банке

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Если у вас тут не заладится звякните ему и он всё устроит

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Стойте это же Вы доктор Сват Верно

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Вы доктор Сват

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Что есть проблема

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О да И большая

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Что же я такого вам сделала

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Изви

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Я что то недопонял

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Сэр попрошу вас выйти Ладно

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Поведи лучше в стриптиз клуб Вэнса

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Perdón Por qué no seguís con vuestra cita

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Y si os vais a otro sitio

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Te conozco del banco no

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Si no encuentras nada este te empareja con Paris Hilton

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Ya está Eres el Dr Ligue verdad

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Dios mío es él

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Eres el Dr Ligue

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Algún problema

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Sí y gordo

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Se puede saber qué narices te he hecho yo

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Me he perdido algo

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Tengo que pedirle que se vaya

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Vete a un bar de tetudas con tu amigo Vance

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Ursäkta oss Fortsätt med dejtandet ni

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Eller gå nån annanstans

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Kanske från banken

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Om inte det här funkar kan han fixa en dejt med Paris Hilton

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Just det du är ju Dejtdoktorn Kolla det är han

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Är du Dejtdoktorn Har vi ett problem

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Ja det kan du skriva upp Har jag gjort dig nåt ont

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Har jag missat nåt

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Jag måste be er gå

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Gå på strippbar med din polare Vance

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โทษคร บ พวกค ณค ยก นต อเถอะ

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ไม ก ไปท อ นเลย

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เราเจอก นท แบงก ร เปล า

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ถ าให เขาสอน ค ณจะจ บปาร ส ฮ ลต นก ย งได

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ใช แล ว ค ณค อเดท ด อกเตอร ใช ม ย

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ค ณค อเดท ด อกเตอร เหรอ ม ป ญหาอะไรคร บ

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ม ป ญหาใหญ ด วย ฉ นไปทำอะไรให ค ณ

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ค ณโกรธผมเร องอะไร

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เช ญค ณกล บไปด กว า

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เช ญไปบาร แก ผ าก บแวนซ เพ อนค ณ

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Özür dileriz Flörtlerinizin yanına dönsenize

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Ya da bir yere gidin

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Belki de bankadandır

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Buradan sonuç çıkmazsa onu çağırın Paris Hilton'la aranızı yapabilir

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Dur buldum Sen Aşk Doktoru'sun Değil mi

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Aşk Doktoru sen misin Bir sorun mu var

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Evet Hem de büyük Sana ne yaptım ben ha

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Atladığım bir şey mi var burada

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Sizden gitmenizi isteyeceğim

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Dostun Vance'la striptiz barına gitsene

Available in 21 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

81

Timestamp in Movie

01:33:13

Uploaded

Feb 18, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.