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Uh what you got thereThis Uh I figured maybe if my heart stops beatin' it wouldn't hurt so much
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Hitch

This? I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn't hurt so much

Hitch • 2005
Hitch:
What you got there?Albert:This? I figured maybe if my heart stops beating, it wouldn't hurt so much

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Uh what you got there
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This Uh I figured maybe if my heart stops beatin' it wouldn't hurt so much
Available in 21 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,340
Timestamp in Movie
01:38:02
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Actors

Will Smith
Hitch
Will Smith
Kevin James
Albert
Kevin James
I got nothin', Albert. - Hitch 00:45
I got nothin', Albert.
I never knew I could feel like this you knowI swear I'm goin' out of my mindI wanna throw myself off of every building in New YorkI I see a cab and I wanna dive in front of itbecause then I'll stop thinking about herLook you will Just give it timeThat's - Hitch 00:28
I never knew I could feel like this you knowI swear I'm...
Oh, my God. - Hitch 00:17
Oh, my God.
Love is my lifeNo Love is your job - Hitch 00:05
Love is my lifeNo Love is your job
Hey, you wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my guest. - Hitch 00:20
Hey, you wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my...
Allegra, Allegra! - Hitch 00:20
Allegra, Allegra!
Mr. Hitchens. Miss Cole, thank you very, very much for seein' me. You said it was a matter of life a - Hitch 00:32
Mr. Hitchens. Miss Cole, thank you very, very much for...
That man would've sold his soul to make you happySo what does that make you the devil - Hitch 00:09
That man would've sold his soul to make you happySo...
How did you know all that stuff about meWell you really did your homeworkLike at boarding school when everyone used to tease me because I couldn't whistleAnd having him dance like a buffoonknowing that I can't dance eitherThen telling him to drop mustard - Hitch 01:14
How did you know all that stuff about meWell you really did...
That was all you, right? - Hitch 00:34
That was all you, right?
What did you do? - Hitch 00:07
What did you do?
Absolutely nothing. - Hitch 00:30
Absolutely nothing.
I love you. - Hitch 00:18
I love you.
SARA: Yeah, who is it? - Hitch 00:11
SARA: Yeah, who is it?
What? Uh, you almost hit me. - Hitch 00:08
What? Uh, you almost hit me.
Look, I just, uh, wanted to stop by, basically. - Hitch 00:45
Look, I just, uh, wanted to stop by, basically.
This is weirdI don't have me behind the door you know - Hitch 00:06
This is weirdI don't have me behind the door you know
Can we close the door? - Hitch 00:11
Can we close the door?
That I just knowthat I wantI want to bemiserableLike really miserableBecause heyif that's what it takes for me to be happy thenWait that didn't come out right - Hitch 00:25
That I just knowthat I wantI want to bemiserableLike really...
Alex Hitchens, Tom Reda. - Hitch 00:06
Alex Hitchens, Tom Reda.