Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance? Wow. I don't believe this. That's...
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Sara:
Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy Vance?
Hitch:
Wow. I don't believe this. That's your source?
Sara:
You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch:
Then you weren't listening.
Sara:
I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch:
Into getting out of their own way, so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance!
[host gestures for him to leave]
Hitch:
Okay, no, no, no, no. I want everybody to take a good look at this right now. Because this, this right here, this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
Speed Dating Guy:
Sir, let's go, now.
Hitch:
And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job... *had* a job!
[walks away]
Sara:
Can you believe that guy?
Casey Sedgewick:
Actually... I do.
Sara:
[dejectedly]
Me, too.
Transcript
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Who Who am I gonna take with me
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This is where a boyfriend comes in handy
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I don't have time for a boyfriend You said that two years ago
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Yes and it's as true today as it was then
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Hey Hey
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I thought you were on vacation
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See if these are in focus will you and have them in my desk in an hour
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Cool
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Besides relationships are for people
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that are just waiting for something better to come along
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Ah spoken like a true cynic
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I'm not a cynic I'm a realist
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You are a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist
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What are you doing here What is she doing here
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 259
Timestamp in movie: 00h 07m 38s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.
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Actors
00:05 Sara I am a guy Since when do we get anything right the...
00:13 Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss Melas
00:09 So you kinda like me huh
00:35 Now on the one hand it is very difficult for a man
00:08 Well you know like I uh always tell my clients
00:17 Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might
00:35 What's up
00:11 Ah spoken like a true cynic
00:23 No I was told you help guys get in there
00:06 Besides relationships are for people
00:03 Get out
00:36 All right come on uh just show me what you got
00:32 Kind of defines you doesn't it
00:08 That man would've sold his soul to make you happy
00:15 Look I'm I'm really sorry
00:11 I um This is weird I don't have me behind the door you...
00:18 Hey if he's stupid enough to cheat
00:08 What you got there This
00:04 I'm a vault baby Locked down
00:05 Love is my life No Love is your job