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You ever heard of MichelangeloYeahHeard of the Sistine ChapelYeahMichelangeloSistine ChapelYou saying you can do thisMy name is Alex HitchensLet's go paint that ceiling
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Hitch

My name is Alex Hitchens. Let's go paint that ceiling

Hitch • 2005
Hitch:
Heard of Michelangelo? Heard of the Sistine Chapel?Albert:Yeah?Hitch:Michelangelo.Hitch:Sistine Chapel.Albert:So you're saying you can make this work?Hitch:My name is Alex Hitchens. Let's go paint that ceiling

Full Transcript

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You ever heard of Michelangelo
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Yeah
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Heard of the Sistine Chapel
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Yeah
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Michelangelo
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Sistine Chapel
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You saying you can do this
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My name is Alex Hitchens
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Let's go paint that ceiling
Available in 21 languages
Duration
18 seconds
Views
1,056
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:02
Uploaded
Feb 18, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

Actors

Will Smith
Hitch
Will Smith
Kevin James
Albert
Kevin James
Take it easy. - Hitch 00:08
Take it easy.
Well, it looks like I'm still rich. - Hitch 00:33
Well, it looks like I'm still rich.
HITCH: Daydreams are for private time. - Hitch 00:24
HITCH: Daydreams are for private time.
What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly awfulWhat is the objectiveShock and aweWhat is the objective - Hitch 00:11
What is the objectiveShock and aweThat was shockingly...
Yes, Albert? - Hitch 00:12
Yes, Albert?
I think if you want to invest $500,000 in your friend's business, that's exactly what you should do. - Hitch 00:44
I think if you want to invest $500,000 in your friend's...
Just breathe. - Hitch 00:28
Just breathe.
♪ Does everyone here do the same? - Hitch 00:06
♪ Does everyone here do the same?
I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of bringing youanother apple martiniThank youAnd I couldn't help but noticeyou look a lot like my next girlfriendWhat's your nameThey call me ChipYou can't get them to stopLAUGHINGThat was - Hitch 01:04
I noticed your glass was getting lowso I took the liberty of...
On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak to someone who looks like youBut on the other hand should that be your problemSo life's kind of hard all aroundNot not if you pay attentionI mean you're sending all the right signalsNo earrings - Hitch 00:37
On the one hand it is very difficult for a manto even speak...
I think you may have misunderstood what I do exactly. - Hitch 00:31
I think you may have misunderstood what I do exactly.
No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see here's the thingMy clients actually like womenHit hit it and quit it is is not my thingLet me make one thing clear to you rabbiI need professional helpWell that is for damn certain - Hitch 00:23
No I was told you help guys get in thereRight But see...
You see what I'm doing? - Hitch 00:35
You see what I'm doing?
SARA: No. - Hitch 00:24
SARA: No.
HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give him her number. - Hitch 00:57
HITCH: I hate it when a guy calls a girl who did not give...
Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn excuse to be obnoxiousContinuing in a course of actionwithout regard to discouragementopposition or previous failure Over - Hitch 00:14
Do you know the definition of perseverance Miss MelasAn...
Come on. - Hitch 00:36
Come on.
Do you really expect me to wear this? - Hitch 00:12
Do you really expect me to wear this?
I--I actually had a relative come through here. - Hitch 00:32
I--I actually had a relative come through here.
That's my great-great-grandfather. - Hitch 00:18
That's my great-great-grandfather.