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You know what your problem is HitchYou're all about the short gameYou pick your shots based on what you see firstnot what's uh necessarily best for youin the long runAll of us are not married to the
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Hitch

Yeah I see what you're saying. That's pathetic. *That's* pathetic

Hitch 2005
Ben:
You know what your problem is, Hitch? You're all about the short game. You pick your shots based on what you see first, not what's necessarily best for you in the long run.Hitch:Well, all of us are not married to the woman of our dreams and about to have a baby. Now I'm very happy for you. It's just not for everybody. So please just leave me to my hot, sweaty, totally varied, wildly experimental short game.Ben:I was just talking about pool, but whatever.Hitch:Yeah, okay.Ben:Honestly, I just hope one day you're able to experience the unconditional love, trust and openness that I share with Grace every single day.Hitch:Is this really bar room talk?Ben:You need to listen to me, man. I'm serious. Because when you get to a place with a woman like that, it's so beyond anything physical, that when I think back to when I used to run around with you and chase all these really gorgeous but shallow women... I don't know, it's kind of ridiculous and vaguely pathetic.Hitch:Yeah I see what you're saying. That's pathetic. *That's* pathetic

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You know what your problem is Hitch
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You're all about the short game
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You pick your shots based on what you see first
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not what's uh necessarily best for you
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in the long run
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All of us are not married to the woman
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of our dreams and about to have a baby
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You know I'm very happy for you
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Just not meant for everybody
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So please just leave me to my hot sweaty
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totally varied
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wildly experimental short game
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I was talking about pool but you know whatever
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Yeah okay
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Honestly I just hope one day you're able to experience
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the unconditional love and the trust
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and the openness
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that I share with grace every single day
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Is is this really barroom talk
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You need to listen to me man I'm serious
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Because when you get to a place with a woman like that
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it's so beyond anything physical
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that when I think back to when I used to run around with you
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and chase all these really gorgeous but shallow women
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I don't know it's kind of ridiculous
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and vaguely pathetic
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00:09:27
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Feb 18, 2026
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Columbia Pictures,Overbrook Entertainment

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A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

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