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After 300 years of slumber, three sister witches are accidentally resurrected in Salem on Halloween night, and it is up to three kids and their newfound feline friend to put an end to the witches' reign of terror once and for all.

Director: Kenny Ortega
Writer: David Kirschner, Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert
Production: N/A
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $44,342,713
Released: 16 Jul 1993
Awards: 2 wins & 11 nominations
The witches are dead - Hocus Pocus 00:52 The witches are dead What are you supposed to be - Hocus Pocus 01:18 What are you supposed to be Boys will love me - Hocus Pocus 00:17 Boys will love me Hast thou seen my sister Emily - Hocus Pocus 00:21 Hast thou seen my sister Emily I'm not going up there - Hocus Pocus 01:05 I'm not going up there Oh look Another glorious morning - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Oh look Another glorious morning Billy Go to hell - Hocus Pocus 00:07 Billy Go to hell Come little children - Hocus Pocus 00:34 Come little children Twist the bones and bend the back - Hocus Pocus 00:16 Twist the bones and bend the back Unfaithful lover long since dead - Hocus Pocus 00:20 Unfaithful lover long since dead By the way Dani I love your costume Thank you - Hocus Pocus 00:21 By the way Dani I love your costume Thank you Tell me friend what is this contraption - Hocus Pocus 00:28 Tell me friend what is this contraption Allison - Hocus Pocus 00:19 Allison What is this place Mmm it reeks of children - Hocus Pocus 00:08 What is this place Mmm it reeks of children All Hallows Eve has become a night of frolic Oh - Hocus Pocus 00:12 All Hallows Eve has become a night of frolic Oh Okay that's it Party's over - Hocus Pocus 00:36 Okay that's it Party's over 'Tis firm as stone Why Why it's a road - Hocus Pocus 00:05 'Tis firm as stone Why Why it's a road Wench Trollop - Hocus Pocus 00:29 Wench Trollop Therefore it stands to reason does it not sisters dear - Hocus Pocus 00:30 Therefore it stands to reason does it not sisters dear You're my kitty now - Hocus Pocus 00:15 You're my kitty now Why why why was I cursed with such idiot sisters - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Why why why was I cursed with such idiot sisters Aren t you broads a little old to be trick or treating - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Aren t you broads a little old to be trick or treating What's it say - Hocus Pocus 00:12 What's it say Welcome to High School Hell - Hocus Pocus 00:28 Welcome to High School Hell I am alive - Hocus Pocus 00:15 I am alive Don't get your knickers in a twist - Hocus Pocus 00:14 Don't get your knickers in a twist You've messed with the great and powerful Max - Hocus Pocus 00:12 You've messed with the great and powerful Max He's a good zombie Come on - Hocus Pocus 00:05 He's a good zombie Come on It doesn't matter how young or old you are You sold your soul - Hocus Pocus 00:10 It doesn't matter how young or old you are You sold... Resisting arrest Aah Whoa - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Resisting arrest Aah Whoa You saved my life Well I had to I'm your big brother - Hocus Pocus 00:10 You saved my life Well I had to I'm your big brother Pull over Let me see your driver's permit - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Pull over Let me see your driver's permit Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm Book Huh - Hocus Pocus 00:22 Book Huh My ungodly book speaks to you - Hocus Pocus 00:17 My ungodly book speaks to you I put a spell on you - Hocus Pocus 00:11 I put a spell on you Oh cheese and crust He's lost his head - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Oh cheese and crust He's lost his head Sisters look 'Tis the chocolate covered finger of a man named Clark - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Sisters look 'Tis the chocolate covered finger of a man... I hate it when that happens - Hocus Pocus 00:04 I hate it when that happens Now you have no choice You have to take me - Hocus Pocus 00:17 Now you have no choice You have to take me So let's have a butt - Hocus Pocus 00:33 So let's have a butt So let's light the sucker and meet the old broads - Hocus Pocus 00:06 So let's light the sucker and meet the old broads Hey Max Hey how was school It sucked - Hocus Pocus 00:26 Hey Max Hey how was school It sucked Teenagers again I hate Halloween - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Teenagers again I hate Halloween Sisters behold - Hocus Pocus 00:27 Sisters behold Yeah You know Binx I'll always take care of you - Hocus Pocus 00:19 Yeah You know Binx I'll always take care of you Help Help Hey Hollywood Help us out here - Hocus Pocus 00:15 Help Help Hey Hollywood Help us out here Yeah You could be a tight end - Hocus Pocus 00:04 Yeah You could be a tight end Officer this is not a prank Really - Hocus Pocus 00:27 Officer this is not a prank Really Take good care of Dani Max - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Take good care of Dani Max Of these dressing up games Satan has married Medusa See the snakes in her hair - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Of these dressing up games Satan has married Medusa See the... Officer Officer Officer we need your help - Hocus Pocus 00:33 Officer Officer Officer we need your help The time's come to say Elijah Elijah - Hocus Pocus 00:32 The time's come to say Elijah Elijah You wanna smash some pumpkins Nah - Hocus Pocus 00:22 You wanna smash some pumpkins Nah They call me Master Wait'll you see what I'm gonna call ya - Hocus Pocus 00:06 They call me Master Wait'll you see what I'm gonna... Yo twerp - Hocus Pocus 00:37 Yo twerp Winifred Sanderson Yes - Hocus Pocus 00:17 Winifred Sanderson Yes Over here I want to show you something - Hocus Pocus 00:35 Over here I want to show you something Hello Salem - Hocus Pocus 00:08 Hello Salem Ha Max - Hocus Pocus 00:04 Ha Max Ding ding Ding ding - Hocus Pocus 00:33 Ding ding Ding ding What took thee so long - Hocus Pocus 00:12 What took thee so long You know I always wanted a child I know - Hocus Pocus 00:12 You know I always wanted a child I know Damn damn double damn Oh - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Damn damn double damn Oh What happened - Hocus Pocus 00:11 What happened Bubble bubble I'm in trouble - Hocus Pocus 00:12 Bubble bubble I'm in trouble Deadman's toe Deadman's t - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Deadman's toe Deadman's t Besides it's a full moon outside The weirdos are out - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Besides it's a full moon outside The weirdos are out Bless you - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Bless you Oh man how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late - Hocus Pocus 00:18 Oh man how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay... Thackery Binx thou mangy feline - Hocus Pocus 00:08 Thackery Binx thou mangy feline Oh Dad It's not Dad It's '' Dadcula '' - Hocus Pocus 01:15 Oh Dad It's not Dad It's '' Dadcula... From where Los Angeles - Hocus Pocus 00:16 From where Los Angeles Farewell mortal bus boy - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Farewell mortal bus boy He's gone He's gone Dani But he can't die remember - Hocus Pocus 01:06 He's gone He's gone Dani But he can't die... Max I'm not going up there - Hocus Pocus 00:37 Max I'm not going up there Max no - Hocus Pocus 00:04 Max no There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful - Hocus Pocus 00:09 There are not enough children in the world to make thee... Nice going Max - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Nice going Max You hag There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful - Hocus Pocus 00:09 You hag There are not enough children in the world to make... It's just a bunch of hocus pocus - Hocus Pocus 00:07 It's just a bunch of hocus pocus Give me that vial Put her down or I'll smash it - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Give me that vial Put her down or I'll smash it Thackery Binx what took thee so long - Hocus Pocus 00:12 Thackery Binx what took thee so long - All right, you little trollimog.
- Aaah! - Hocus Pocus 00:22 - All right, you little trollimog. - Aaah! - Billy!
- Go to hell! - Hocus Pocus 00:07 - Billy! - Go to hell! - Billy, I think you dropped this.
- Uh-huh. - Hocus Pocus 00:23 - Billy, I think you dropped this. - Uh-huh. Boy down. - Hocus Pocus 00:28 Boy down. Bye, Billy. Have a nice sleep. - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Bye, Billy. Have a nice sleep. Dani. Come on.
Please don't be sad for me. - Hocus Pocus 00:19 Dani. Come on. Please don't be sad for me. Dani. - Hocus Pocus 00:08 Dani. For the last time,
prepare to meet thy doom! - Hocus Pocus 00:13 For the last time, prepare to meet thy doom! - Give me that vial!
- Put her down or I'll smash it! - Hocus Pocus 00:24 - Give me that vial! - Put her down or I'll smash it! Here they come!
Billy, grab Dani! - Hocus Pocus 00:07 Here they come! Billy, grab Dani! Huh? - Hocus Pocus 00:12 Huh? Hurry! Hurry! - Hocus Pocus 00:15 Hurry! Hurry! Max? Are you okay? - Hocus Pocus 00:25 Max? Are you okay? Max! - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Max! Max, the book is gone. - Hocus Pocus 00:17 Max, the book is gone. Mom? Dad? - Hocus Pocus 00:21 Mom? Dad? Pull over! Let me see
your driver's permit. - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Pull over! Let me see your driver's permit. Pull! Pull! Harder! Harder! - Hocus Pocus 00:32 Pull! Pull! Harder! Harder! Resisting arrest?
Aah! Whoa! - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Resisting arrest? Aah! Whoa! Salt. - Hocus Pocus 00:18 Salt. Thackery Binx,
what took thee so long? - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Thackery Binx, what took thee so long? What a fool to give up
thy life for thy sister's. - Hocus Pocus 00:20 What a fool to give up thy life for thy sister's. Where's Binx? - Hocus Pocus 00:29 Where's Binx? Winnie! - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Winnie! You freed me, Dani. Thank you. - Hocus Pocus 00:30 You freed me, Dani. Thank you. - You'll be safe in here.
- Thank you. - Hocus Pocus 00:12 - You'll be safe in here. - Thank you. Ahh! Into the night! Ahh! - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Ahh! Into the night! Ahh! - Ahh.
- Oh, yes. - Hocus Pocus 00:06 - Ahh. - Oh, yes. Come along. Not much further. - Hocus Pocus 00:17 Come along. Not much further. Come here What - Hocus Pocus 00:25 Come here What Come on, let's go. - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Come on, let's go. Dance! Dance!
Dance until you die! - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Dance! Dance! Dance until you die! Emily! - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Emily! Farewell, Winifred Sanderson!
Ha ha! - Hocus Pocus 00:22 Farewell, Winifred Sanderson! Ha ha! Hello. I want my book. - Hocus Pocus 00:07 Hello. I want my book. Here's the original cauldron. - Hocus Pocus 00:07 Here's the original cauldron. - Hey, Max! Hey, how was school?
- It sucked! - Hocus Pocus 00:13 - Hey, Max! Hey, how was school? - It sucked! Hi. Hello, Billy. - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Hi. Hello, Billy. Hmm. Black flame candle. - Hocus Pocus 00:27 Hmm. Black flame candle. Huh. He wasn't wearing
any shoes. - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Huh. He wasn't wearing any shoes. Hurry! Come on! - Hocus Pocus 00:16 Hurry! Come on! - I can't see a thing.
- Ooh. - Hocus Pocus 00:11 - I can't see a thing. - Ooh. I hate it when that happens - Hocus Pocus 00:04 I hate it when that happens I knew I left this cauldron on.
Didn't I tell you? Oh, I knew it. - Hocus Pocus 00:17 I knew I left this cauldron on. Didn't I tell you? Oh, ... I put a spell on you - Hocus Pocus 00:17 I put a spell on you I would like a book. - Hocus Pocus 00:23 I would like a book. It's been great fun, but l...
I guess I'd better be going. - Hocus Pocus 00:25 It's been great fun, but l... I guess I'd better b... - Lighten up, Max.
- Can we go home now? - Hocus Pocus 00:06 - Lighten up, Max. - Can we go home now? Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm Mom? Dad? - Hocus Pocus 00:13 Mom? Dad? Now you have no choice You have to take me - Hocus Pocus 00:17 Now you have no choice You have to take me Oh, and be careful where you
step. The floors are old. - Hocus Pocus 00:32 Oh, and be careful where you step. The floors are old. Oh cheese and crust He's lost his head - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Oh cheese and crust He's lost his head Oh, my God. It's 5:00. - Hocus Pocus 00:12 Oh, my God. It's 5:00. Oh man how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late - Hocus Pocus 00:12 Oh man how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay... Over here.
I want to show you something. - Hocus Pocus 00:08 Over here. I want to show you something. Pull over Let me see your driver's permit - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Pull over Let me see your driver's permit Sisters behold - Hocus Pocus 00:27 Sisters behold So let's have a butt - Hocus Pocus 00:54 So let's have a butt So let's light the sucker and meet the old broads - Hocus Pocus 00:06 So let's light the sucker and meet the old broads - Stupid cat!
- Okay, Max, you've had your fun. - Hocus Pocus 00:26 - Stupid cat! - Okay, Max, you've had your fun. Teenagers again I hate Halloween - Hocus Pocus 00:05 Teenagers again I hate Halloween - They can't touch us here, right?
- Well, they can't. - Hocus Pocus 00:26 - They can't touch us here, right? - Well, they can... - 'Tis a b-black river.
- Perhaps it is not too deep. - Hocus Pocus 00:06 - 'Tis a b-black river. - Perhaps it is not too deep. - 'Tis firm!
- Careful, Winnie.
- Hmm. Mmm. - Hocus Pocus 00:11 - 'Tis firm! - Careful, Winnie. - Hmm. Mmm. We are home! - Hocus Pocus 00:12 We are home! - We were just trying to help you.
- Well, don't! - Hocus Pocus 00:08 - We were just trying to help you. - Well, don't! Well, just be careful. - Hocus Pocus 00:16 Well, just be careful. What happened? - Hocus Pocus 00:08 What happened? - What is this place?
- Mmm, it reeks of children. - Hocus Pocus 00:08 - What is this place? - Mmm, it reeks of children. Whoa. Check that out. - Hocus Pocus 00:10 Whoa. Check that out. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Come on! This is a graveyard! - Hocus Pocus 00:16 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on! This is a graveyard! Winnie? - Hocus Pocus 00:22 Winnie? Winnie. Winnie. - Hocus Pocus 00:22 Winnie. Winnie. - Wretches!
- It's warm in here. - Hocus Pocus 00:10 - Wretches! - It's warm in here. Yeah You know Binx I'll always take care of you - Hocus Pocus 00:22 Yeah You know Binx I'll always take care of you You saved my life Well I had to I'm your big brother - Hocus Pocus 00:10 You saved my life Well I had to I'm your big brother All Hallows Eve has become a night of frolic Oh - Hocus Pocus 00:12 All Hallows Eve has become a night of frolic Oh Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating - Hocus Pocus 00:09 Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating Besides it's a full moon outside The weirdos are out - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Besides it's a full moon outside The weirdos are out Billy Go to hell - Hocus Pocus 00:07 Billy Go to hell Bless you - Hocus Pocus 00:03 Bless you Bubble bubble I'm in trouble - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Bubble bubble I'm in trouble By the way Dani I love your costume Thank you - Hocus Pocus 00:21 By the way Dani I love your costume Thank you Come little children - Hocus Pocus 00:34 Come little children Damn damn double damn Oh - Hocus Pocus 00:04 Damn damn double damn Oh Dead man's toe Dead man's t - Hocus Pocus 00:07 Dead man's toe Dead man's t Don't get your knickers in a twist - Hocus Pocus 00:14 Don't get your knickers in a twist I am alive - Hocus Pocus 00:15 I am alive It doesn't matter how young or old you are You sold your soul - Hocus Pocus 00:15 It doesn't matter how young or old you are You sold... My ungodly book speaks to you - Hocus Pocus 00:17 My ungodly book speaks to you Oh look Another glorious morning - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Oh look Another glorious morning Okay that's it Party's over - Hocus Pocus 00:39 Okay that's it Party's over Resisting arrest Aah Whoa - Hocus Pocus 00:06 Resisting arrest Aah Whoa Tell me friend what is this contraption - Hocus Pocus 00:28 Tell me friend what is this contraption Thackery Binx thou mangy feline - Hocus Pocus 00:15 Thackery Binx thou mangy feline Thackery Thackery Binx - Hocus Pocus 00:51 Thackery Thackery Binx Therefore it stands to reason does it not sisters dear - Hocus Pocus 00:30 Therefore it stands to reason does it not sisters dear 'Tis firm as stone Why Why it's a road - Hocus Pocus 00:05 'Tis firm as stone Why Why it's a road Twist the bones and bend the back - Hocus Pocus 00:16 Twist the bones and bend the back Unfaithful lover long since dead - Hocus Pocus 00:20 Unfaithful lover long since dead Well say what you want Just don't breathe on me - Hocus Pocus 00:15 Well say what you want Just don't breathe on me What happened - Hocus Pocus 00:08 What happened What is this place Mmm it reeks of children - Hocus Pocus 00:08 What is this place Mmm it reeks of children What's it say - Hocus Pocus 00:12 What's it say Why why why was I cursed with such idiot sisters - Hocus Pocus 00:11 Why why why was I cursed with such idiot sisters You know I always wanted a child I know - Hocus Pocus 00:08 You know I always wanted a child I know You're my kitty now - Hocus Pocus 00:15 You're my kitty now You've messed with the great and powerful Max - Hocus Pocus 00:12 You've messed with the great and powerful Max

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