Oh! Dad. It's not Dad. It's Dadcula. Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood...

Max: [suddenly startled by Dave in a vampire costume] Oh! Dad. Dave: It's not Dad. It's Dadcula. [see's Allison] Dave: Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be? [kisses Allison's hand] Max: Dad! Something terrible happened. Dave: [suddenly concerned] Dani? What's wrong? Wh Max: No, Dani's fine. Dave: [sighs] Good. [to Allison] Dave: Excuse me. Come here. [he leads Max away] Dani: [looks for Jenny, and finds her] Mom? [Jenny turns around in a Madonna costume] Dani: Mom? Jenny: Hmm? Dani: What are you supposed to be? Jenny: Madonna. Well, you know. Well, obviously. Don't ya think? Dave: Shoot, Max. Look, whatever it is, just tell me. Dani: [to Jenny] Come here. Jenny: What? Dani: This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother's a virgin: he lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help. Jenny: How much candy have you had, honey? Dani: Mom, I haven't O.D.'d. I haven't even had a piece. They're real witches, they can fly, and they're gonna eat all the kids in Salem. They're real! Jenny: All right, let's just find your father.

- [LAUGHING] - Wow-- Please stop! Help! - Isn't that a scary witch? - Stop! Very scary. Wow! What about you, Max? What are you supposed to be? A rap singer. Oh! Your hat should be on sideways, shouldn't it? - Say "Halloween"! - Halloween! [SCREAMING, MANIACAL LAUGHTER] [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] [CHILDREN] Trick or treat! - Lighten up, Max. - Can we go home now? - No. - [SHOUTING, CHATTERING] [SHOUTING, CHATTERING CONTINUES] Let's just go this way. Dani. Ding-ding. Ding-ding. - Stop and pay the toll, kid. - Ten chocolate bars, no licorice. - Dump out your sack. - Drop dead... moron. - [CROWD] Whoa! - Wooo! Yo... twerp. How'd you like to be hung off that telephone pole? [LAUGHTER] I'd just like to see you try because it just so happens... I've got my big brother with me. - Max! - [CROWD] Wooo! Hollywood!