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[the Auditors have just commissioned Lord Downey, Master of the Guild of Assassins, to "inhume" the Hogfather] Lord Downey:
He would be difficult to find. Auditor 1:
You will find persons on any street who can tell you his approximate address. Lord Downey:
Yes, of course, but as you say, they can hardly give a map reference. Even then, how would the... Fat Man be inhumed? A glass of poisoned sherry, perhaps? Auditor 1:
You misunderstand the nature of employment. Lord Downey:
How do I misunderstand you exactly? Auditor 1:
We pay. You find the ways and means. Lord Downey:
How can I contact you? Auditor 1:
[ominously]
We will contact you. We know where you are. We know where *everyone* is
He would be difficult to find. Auditor 1:
You will find persons on any street who can tell you his approximate address. Lord Downey:
Yes, of course, but as you say, they can hardly give a map reference. Even then, how would the... Fat Man be inhumed? A glass of poisoned sherry, perhaps? Auditor 1:
You misunderstand the nature of employment. Lord Downey:
How do I misunderstand you exactly? Auditor 1:
We pay. You find the ways and means. Lord Downey:
How can I contact you? Auditor 1:
[ominously]
We will contact you. We know where you are. We know where *everyone* is
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He would be difficult to find
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You will find persons on any street
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who can tell you his approximate address
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Yes of course but as you say they can hardly give a map reference
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Even then how would the Fat Man be inhumed
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A glass of poisoned sherry perhaps
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You misunderstand the nature of employment
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How do I misunderstand you exactly
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We pay you find the ways and means
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How can I contact you We will contact you
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We know where you are We know where everyone is
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Movie Summary
It's Hogswatch (equivalent to Christmas) on the Discworld and the Hogfather has gone missing, requiring Death to take his place while his granddaughter Susan endeavors to find out what has happened.
