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[Sloane sits at the kids dinner table to avoid annoying adult inquiries, yet...] Daisy:
So, Aunt Sloane, Why didn't YOU call Rodney? Sloane:
Why didn't YOU call Rodney? Daisy:
Because I already have a boyfriend. His name is Levi, and he shares his juice box with me every day at recess. Sloane:
Well, good for you, Daisy. You enjoy it while you can, 'cause one day you are gonna walk outside and you're gonna catch Levi sharing his juice box with a Starbucks barista named Rainbow. Yeah. Not a good day, Daisy. It hurts. It hardens you. And the next thing you know, you're just south of thirty sitting at the kids table numbing the pain with a vodka
So, Aunt Sloane, Why didn't YOU call Rodney? Sloane:
Why didn't YOU call Rodney? Daisy:
Because I already have a boyfriend. His name is Levi, and he shares his juice box with me every day at recess. Sloane:
Well, good for you, Daisy. You enjoy it while you can, 'cause one day you are gonna walk outside and you're gonna catch Levi sharing his juice box with a Starbucks barista named Rainbow. Yeah. Not a good day, Daisy. It hurts. It hardens you. And the next thing you know, you're just south of thirty sitting at the kids table numbing the pain with a vodka
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Aunt Sloane why didn't you call Rodney
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Why didn't you call Rodney
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Because I already have a boyfriend
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His name is Levi
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and he shares his juice box with me every day at recess
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Good for you Daisy
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You enjoy it while you can
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because one day you are gonna walk outside
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and you're gonna catch Levi sharing his juice box
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with a Starbucks barista named Rainbow
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Yeah it's not a good day Daisy
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It hurts
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It hardens you
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And the next thing you know
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you're just south of 30
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Movie Summary
Fed up with being single on holidays, two strangers agree to be each other's platonic plus-ones all year long, only to catch real feelings along the way.
Actors
Daisy
Sloane
